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Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.

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That's because Mark's my roommate.

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Uh hmm.

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Oh, uh, later-ish.

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Great. Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-

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Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.

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Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.

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Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.

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We can talk about that later.

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See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It's-

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This is my desk.

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My home office, this is it.

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Ok, sure. Will do.

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Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.

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You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.

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Yeah, you don't have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.

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Oh yeah.

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Thank you.

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Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?

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Chicken, hot dog, burger.

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There is soda inside.

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Oh by the way how's your side project going?

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Really?

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Yeah, definitely didn't need help with that, but, yeah.

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Oh?

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Uh, yeah, I guess.

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Yeah, no one can snap with their little finger.

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And in this room here, if you look closely, you will find out a few clues about who lives here. Um, he likes biking, obviously, and uh, what else? Uh, he likes tour guides, I guess. And if you're very perceptive, you'll notice that he didn't do a great job of cleaning his room. Ok, and uh, that's the tou-

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Um, thank you, Ryan, uh, I don't know, I think I made the mistake one day of telling someone that I like penguins, and here we are.

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And that's why it's on my desk, Phyllis; it means a lot to me, and now that I know it was from you, it means even more. Moving on! Uh, ok, so that's the end of the tour for now, and if you liked it please tell your friends: 'Whenever you're in Scranton, visit Casa de la Halpert'.

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So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.

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I think I did a pretty good job.

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Well, I can't tell you cause it's a secret.

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Yeah?

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Well, there's a $20 limit, right? So .. ?

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That's great. Well don't tell me who it is, cause I can ..

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Oh, cool.

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Great. Where did you get it?

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He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number and then threw it in a bag.

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There's a little more to it.

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What is Yankee Swap?

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I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.

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Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.

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Sure you don't want the teapot?

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Right.

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No. No. Definitely. It's ..

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Got to be kidding me.

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Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people.

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I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?

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Come on, it's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.

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Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?

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You don't even drink tea.

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Okay ..

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To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.

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You know, you don't have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know.

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But ..

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Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside.

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I didn't think you were going to get that one. I really didn't.

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Hey.

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What's up, buddy?

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Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.

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Who, Steve?

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Oh, there it is. J1.

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Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.

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It's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask.'

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So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers.

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Yeesh, how old is this ship?

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I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?

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Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.

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It's not hilarious, but...

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Um, no.

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Yeah. Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!

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Well...

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Oh, um...

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Um... let's see, uh... The customer. Because the customer is king.

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You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up.

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No.

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I don't know. Let's break up.

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What happened to you?

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Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?

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What a night.

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She was always engaged.

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That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...

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Yeah, I know.

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Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.

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She's engaged.

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Huh.

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No, I really don't want to.

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Thanks, Katy. Um, didn't really prepare anything to say. We're all caught pretty unprepared with this whirlwind courtship. I guess I just wanna say that Pam is the greatest. My best friend. And she's awesome. And...

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's right.

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What?

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What's going on?

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I'm sorry? Pam.

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What is going on?

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Hey, whoa, Michael...

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It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.

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