Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 7)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

6,816 quotes · page 7 of 69

1. Travel. I've been looking forward to it. It's gonna be... really nice. Gonna find myself.

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2. Yeah. Definitely.

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3. Jan didn't come back for her car last night.

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4. Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?

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5. No way.

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6. Some might even say that we had our first date last night.

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7. Really.

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8. Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.

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9. Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie. And there was dancing and fireworks. Pretty good date.

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10. You're right, we didn't dance. It was more like, swaying. But still romantic.

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11. Least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.

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12. Oh, come on, Pam. I-

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13. Ok, we didn't dance. I was totally joking anyway. I mean, it's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance. Right?

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14. Hey.

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15. What are you doing?

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16. Really? Do you wanna get back to that? I could go. I should go.

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17. No, not at all.

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18. Uh hmm.

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19. Sure.

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20. Bullets are flying everywhere. Ooo, wait, last page, big finish. Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.

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21. Well, it's just a movie, Dwigt.

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22. Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head.

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23. Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute.

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24. Yup, I guess so.

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25. What was my worst first date? Umm. It was a couple of years ago. It was a lunch date, actually, it was right down here, at Cugino's. And we had just met, and we really hit it off, it was, it was kinda nice. Umm, huh. And, uh, then, as it turned out, it wasn't even a date, because she was actually in love with someone else. So, best first date is also my worst first date. Oddly enough.

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26. No. Thank you.

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27. Done.

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28. S'ok.

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29. You're not having sex.

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30. Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?

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31. Wow. Um, ok.

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32. Ok.

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33. We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders.

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34. No, we don't.

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35. Alright... well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.

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36. I win.

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37. Wait, wait; one thing. Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?

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38. Duh.

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39. Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.

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40. Ohh...

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41. Eck!... Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So, keep that goin'.

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42. Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11:15, and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow, which is the fifteenth, and that is a...

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43. ...Saturday, so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon.

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44. Hey, how's it goin'?

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45. Course, it's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

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46. No, that was unbelievable.

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47. I don't really wanna picture it. But thank you, Pam.

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48. Um, you don't, I don't think, come all the way back, you know. Especially working together.

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49. Oh-

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50. Yeah, no, I don't think you can.

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51. Ummm... no idea.

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52. Yes.

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53. Then why the question?

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54. I have one, too. Jim. Jim, Is Jim. My name is Jim.

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55. Really?

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56. You have a better idea?

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57. I'll use that.

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58. So, that's... It's great.

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59. Yeah. You have fun?

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60. Did you go to first base?

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61. Oh, yeah?

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62. Did you go to second?

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63. Second.

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64. Okay, so close call at second. Was there an infield fly?

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65. Pop-up?

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66. Really?

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67. So, you got the signal from the third-base coach. You know what I'm saying? Like if there was a fly out to deep right, you know. A runner on second. He tagged up, didn't he?

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68. Office romances. Um... I think you should probably ask Pam 'cause she's in an office romance, technically.

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69. Which one?

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70. He can't hear you?

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71. I know.

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72. Well, that is because that is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh, my God. I left today's paper on my desk.

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73. What? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Wow. You are very good at what you do.

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74. Are we in danger?

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75. What?

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76. Hmm...

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77. No.

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78. [humming]

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79. Uh hum.

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80. It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.

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81. Oh, uh, no. Could-

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82. Could, keep that down.

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83. Because not everybody knows about the party.

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84. Umm, Michael.

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85. Because it's a surprise.

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86. Uh hmm.

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87. So, don't tell.

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88. Ok.

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89. So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.

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90. I know.

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91. Oh man. Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff. So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...

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92. Oh, ok, cool.

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93. Hey.

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94. Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.

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95. Oh, um... .I can't.

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96. Uh hmm, definitely.

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97. You do?

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98. Because you said 'do you wanna hang out'-

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99. Really?

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100. Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun.

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