Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 10)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

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1. Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.

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2. Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?

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3. Good.

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4. Ready?

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5. Wow. Thanks.

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6. No, you what, seriously, you should have it.

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7. Oh, tomorrow, that's gonna be tough 'cause I already laid out my outfit, so...

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8. Oh, nothing.

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9. Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her. It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy. Uh... June. Summer. So, that'll be nice. And that's that.

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10. Oh, nothing.

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11. Hey! Welcome back!

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12. So, how was the resort? Did you ski a lot?

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13. Good! What's goin' on here?

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14. What? I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.

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15. Oh. Wow.

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16. That might be a little difficult with the one computer.

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17. But there's definitely a desk open in the back.

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18. ...which I guess I'll be taking.

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19. No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.

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20. Hey, Kelly.

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21. Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.

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22. Allergy to... the desk?

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23. It's the lever on the side.

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24. No, I don't think I can...

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25. Hey!

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26. Nothing much. Let me ask you something. It's actually little awkward.

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27. What do you think of Kelly?

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28. Are you interested in her?

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29. Really?

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30. She said lots of things.

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31. I have no idea.

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32. Yeah. Sure.

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33. Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

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34. Yep.

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35. What?

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36. Oh, just somewhere in the Poconos. I was just surfing.

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37. Just give me one second. I'm just gonna grab something to eat.

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38. Hey.

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39. So, you used to share that cubicle with Kelly, right?

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40. And then you just changed desks, right?

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41. To one without a cubicle.

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42. So, you just couldn't take it anymore, huh?

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43. So, that's how it's gonna be.

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44. What is?

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45. Thanks for the head's up, Kev.

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46. Oh, no, no. No.

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47. Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.

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48. Yeah. I like talking to her too.

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49. Yes. Yeah.

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50. Yep. Cool, man.

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51. Ponies.

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52. Flowers.

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53. Hey!

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54. It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?

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55. Did you really?

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56. Oh.

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57. Good.

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58. Nice. Well, what's it all about?

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59. I think you should do it. That's great!

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60. So you're not doing it.

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61. Why not?

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62. Come on.

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63. Roy said that.

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64. You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?

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65. You are?

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66. Oh, that one was good.

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67. Do you mean vibrate?

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68. So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.

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69. I dunno, it's on

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70. It was there when I sat down.

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71. Hey Kelly. What's up?

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72. OH, that's great. I'm really happy for

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73. Wow.

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74. Wow.

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75. No, don't be.

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76. I bet.

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77. Alright.

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78. Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.

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79. Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need...

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80. Oh, no, not while I'm here.

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81. You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.

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82. Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.

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83. Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.

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84. Animalian?

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85. Why?

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86. You're writing something?

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87. Okay.

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88. No, I'm not gonna do that.

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89. But I know how to spell it.

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90. Only if you tell me what you're writing.

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91. So now you're writing two things?

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92. Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so... I guess there really is someone for everybody.

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93. Can we not?

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94. Still want that.

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95. Cugino's pizza.

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96. Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...

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97. What did I do to deserve this?

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98. No.

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99. Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.

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100. Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?

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