Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 10

Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it's, you know what. It's not a big deal.

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6642

Look its one day, everything's gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6644

Good.

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6646

Ready?

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6659

Wow. Thanks.

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6706

No, you what, seriously, you should have it.

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6708

Oh, tomorrow, that's gonna be tough 'cause I already laid out my outfit, so...

Season 2 · Episode 13 · Quote 6710

Oh, nothing.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6713

Pam's on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to see her. It'll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy. Uh... June. Summer. So, that'll be nice. And that's that.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6714

Oh, nothing.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6716

Hey! Welcome back!

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6760

So, how was the resort? Did you ski a lot?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6762

Good! What's goin' on here?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6764

What? I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6765

Oh. Wow.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6767

That might be a little difficult with the one computer.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6770

But there's definitely a desk open in the back.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6772

...which I guess I'll be taking.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6774

No, no, no, seriously, I'll be in the back.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6776

Hey, Kelly.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6777

Um, just for the day while Michael's at my desk.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6779

Allergy to... the desk?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6781

It's the lever on the side.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6819

No, I don't think I can...

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6822

Hey!

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6899

Nothing much. Let me ask you something. It's actually little awkward.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6901

What do you think of Kelly?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6903

Are you interested in her?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6905

Really?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6907

She said lots of things.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6909

I have no idea.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6911

Yeah. Sure.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6913

Hey, Brenda. This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat. And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right? Um, so gimme a call back. You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail 'cause I just sent you one. Yikes. Uh... give me a call back, I hope. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6941

Yep.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6943

What?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6977

Oh, just somewhere in the Poconos. I was just surfing.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6979

Just give me one second. I'm just gonna grab something to eat.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6981

Hey.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6982

So, you used to share that cubicle with Kelly, right?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6984

And then you just changed desks, right?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6986

To one without a cubicle.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6988

So, you just couldn't take it anymore, huh?

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6990

So, that's how it's gonna be.

Season 2 · Episode 14 · Quote 6992

What is?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7080

Thanks for the head's up, Kev.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7109

Oh, no, no. No.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7123

Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7125

Yeah. I like talking to her too.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7127

Yes. Yeah.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7129

Yep. Cool, man.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7131

Ponies.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7149

Flowers.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7153

Hey!

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7277

It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7279

Did you really?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7281

Oh.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7283

Good.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7285

Nice. Well, what's it all about?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7287

I think you should do it. That's great!

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7289

So you're not doing it.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7309

Why not?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7311

Come on.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7313

Roy said that.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7315

You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7317

You are?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7319

Oh, that one was good.

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7343

Do you mean vibrate?

Season 2 · Episode 15 · Quote 7345

So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7388

I dunno, it's on

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7390

It was there when I sat down.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7392

Hey Kelly. What's up?

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7395

OH, that's great. I'm really happy for

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7397

Wow.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7399

Wow.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7401

No, don't be.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7403

I bet.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7405

Alright.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7407

Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7423

Take it slow. 'Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need...

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7470

Oh, no, not while I'm here.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7473

You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It'd be great, but he isn't.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7508

Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7510

Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7551

Animalian?

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7593

Why?

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7595

You're writing something?

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7597

Okay.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7599

No, I'm not gonna do that.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7601

But I know how to spell it.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7603

Only if you tell me what you're writing.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7605

So now you're writing two things?

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7607

Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so... I guess there really is someone for everybody.

Season 2 · Episode 16 · Quote 7608

Can we not?

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7618

Still want that.

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7620

Cugino's pizza.

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7631

Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so...

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7633

What did I do to deserve this?

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7634

No.

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7636

Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later.

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7641

Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7664

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