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Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 58)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

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  1. Hey, how's it going?

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  2. Uh' yeah, I'm just watching basketball.

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  3. Okay.

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  4. Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in' March. Uh, this is just the NBA. Professional. Miami Heat, actually, so'

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  5. Yes, nice. Good word association

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  6. Yup, coming. All right.

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  7. We have plenty.

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  8. Do you want to watch the game with us? We're watching a game. The Heat game. Just a game.

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  9. No, no, no, Stanley.

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  10. Stanley. Stanley.

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  11. Stanley. Uhh' you know what? Just bring back those bottles!

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  12. I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know that I saw a bedbug in my room. But, never mind, sorry to interrupt.

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  13. In the bed.

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  14. Brown, shiny, painful bite.

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  15. Stressed, but to be fair, it was a tense situation.

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  16. So smug. Like he thought it was funny, like this.

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  17. Yeah.

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  18. I know.

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  19. Ow.

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  20. Just check it.

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  21. Alright.

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  22. He knows what he's doing.

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  23. Alright, then I will catch you later' What do we do now?

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  24. Oh.

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  25. I don't know, Dwight, I think maybe you should check again.

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  26. Well, maybe it isn't warm enough in here.

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  27. Come on.

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  28. You know what? Maybe they just ate.

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  29. Okay, they're fine. They're adults.

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  30. Is that really how you want to get this job?

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  31. Okay, Dwight' Dwight' Dwight, Dwight Dwight!' uh'

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  32. Hmm? No.

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  33. Okay alright. I'm really sorry, uh, I just have to say it. I'm-I'm married. I'm very happily married.

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  34. um' I mean-

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  35. I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I'm-I'm I misread things. Okay, let's just go back to watching.

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  36. Yes, I can. uh, all right. I'm really sorry. I think we'll just' we'll just watch. You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do. Take another shower, I don't care.

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  37. [Jim Face]

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  38. All right. Now I think it's time for you to go.

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  39. Cathy, go.

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  40. Awesome.

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  41. Right there!

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  42. Oh, big one! Big one! Really big one!

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  43. Nice job, I think you got 'em.

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  44. [Jim face]

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  45. Oh yeah? What's the first best?

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  46. Is that Nellie?

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  47. Which Spice Girl?

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  48. Okay.

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  49. Come on, man.

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  50. Yeah, no, it seems to be going great. Andy got beat up by a fifth grade girl?

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  51. Uh, I - I gotta go. Okay.

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  52. I'm very sorry.

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  53. I'm really sorry. Is there anything I can do, maybe pretend to be Chuck?

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  54. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think ...it seemed like you were a little nervous.

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  55. Dwight.

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  56. You can... You can do it Ryan.

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  57. You're the only one who can do it, s-sweetie.

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  58. I thought it was great, sweetie. I would just fix that one --

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  59. About ten minutes.

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  60. Oops, that's my phone. Am I allowed to answer it or are you gonna freak out?

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  61. It's Ryan. 'I'm sorry. I lied. I'm not in the bathroom. I can't do it. I need to see my mom. I'm going home.'

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  62. Uh...

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  63. okay.

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  64. I'm not doing the Presentation.

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  65. Okay, I'll do it.

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  66. A costume?

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  67. I've been in here for 20 seconds.

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  68. I'm not wearing eyeliner.

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  69. Time. Space. Gender. There are no rules anymore. All boundaries are breaking down in the wake of the infinite future. The only thing that -- the only thing that remain -- the only thing that remains are the things that have stood the test of time -- love, values, and of course, the pyramids -- the strongest shape ever constructed, a shape that fits all other shapes inside of it. No, that's --

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  70. This... is the future, because... This is the past. I've been through a lot of issues in my life. I've seen drug addiction -- unemployment. I've been in a relationship that tore my heart apart, without ever being able to accept that love drove the pain.

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  71. When I was ten years old, my parents took me to Disney world. I cried the whole time. I was not able to comprehend the beauty that was before me. I just wanted... to go home. This is what the Pyramid will do for you. It is the bridge to the world. It has a usb port. Wireless... will be available in 2013. You can play Anything from Chuck to Cars 2. With the Pyramid, you have the connection to everything -- in time... and space.

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  72. Oh.

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  73. All right. Thank you so much. Wow. Wow! And good night!

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  74. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

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  75. Oh, that reminds me. Little something from all of us.

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  76. This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling, it's, um, what's the word? It's not, it's not bittersweet. It's uh... sweet. Yeah.

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  77. All right. So... I guess this is it.

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  78. Goodbye, Dwight.

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  79. Well, he's Florida's problem now.

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  80. What's that?

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  81. I thought you liked the store?

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  82. Thank you.

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  83. Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible.

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  84. All right. There he is.

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  85. Can I just talk to you for one quick second?

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  86. Um, actually it's, it's for your own good. I think maybe we should-

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  87. You know, I just think you should know that-

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  88. Well, I tried. You saw it, so, it's on the record. I have a plane to catch.

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  89. No, no, I think it was more like, 'you know, I liked him, but I don't anymore because he did a bad job, so I'm definitely gonna yell at him'.

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  90. I tried. He will not listen.

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  91. Yes... my pretty hardest. Look, you haven't dealt with him in awhile, all right. He's like super Dwight. It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight, or som- Stanley, back me up.

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  92. Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida. But he would back me up.

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  93. OK. All right.

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  94. Dwight.

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  95. OK, great, listen to me. Listen to me. No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?

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  96. Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.

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  97. Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.

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  98. And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.

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  99. Yes.

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  100. Dwight, please.

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