Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 49

I just want to make a point to that last caller. I disagree. I don't think it is the running game at all. I think we do have to make a few moves in this off-season.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42462

Psst. You think this thing's gonna go much longer?

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42471

Ohh! Good-bye.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42473

Tom Witochkin. One of my best buddies, actually.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42476

I was blue group, so it was second from the top.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42478

Was in the green group.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42480

And that's what I told him.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42482

My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.'

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42484

Yeah, woah. Yep, absolutely, go ahead.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42494

Hey.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42496

Pretty good.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42498

It has been, yeah.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42500

Sales.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42502

[laughs]

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42504

Oh, man. You remember that, huh?

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42506

All right, good catch-up.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42508

See ya.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42510

All right. Bye.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42553

Let's Go!

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42555

He's going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42573

That's it? That's all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42575

Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42577

Where'd I put what?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42579

Oh, sorry gotta go.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42581

Ok fine, three hints. One! When you are getting colder, you're really getting warmer.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42583

Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42585

And the final clue...

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42587

You know what, just think about it, you'll be fine.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42589

Cheer up. We made a sale.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42592

Well, I'm going the speed limit. So...

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42594

Someone's in a bad mood.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42596

Alright, let me turn on some music.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42598

No you don't.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42600

Alright. Well we'll be there in ten minutes.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42602

Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I'll pull over.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42604

Hello?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42606

Hey Helen. Is everything ok?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42608

Ok...

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42610

What?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42612

Oh my God.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42614

Just stay there. I'll be there in one second. Michael! Michael! Excuse me, sir there is a guy in the bathroom. He's coming out but I have to go because it's an emergency. Will you just tell him call the office. Just call the office! Thank you. Please?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42616

Hey it's me. So uh, don't worry. Everything's ok.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42619

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're not holding a cup of coffee or anything are you?

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42621

Uh, so, Cece had a little bit of a fever. And your mom also locked her in the car.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42623

No no no it's ok. So, Cece is with daddy now. She's laughing and she's happy. And we are on our way to see Dr. Barbra.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42625

Yes, and your mom got a very well deserved day off. So here's the thing though. I left Michael at the gas station on Benet.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42627

And his wallet and phone are on the seat next to me.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42629

Nope.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42631

Ok. Bye.

Season 7 · Episode 14 · Quote 42633

There you go. Thanks.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42880

Big tip.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42882

What?

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42884

We decided to have a Valentine's day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine's day dinner thing. It's a whole thing.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42886

Shh.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42888

Um, bottomless champagne.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42890

No.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42892

All right, I will fax over it to you. Whoop. I will fax it over to you. Okay. Thank you.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42906

Wait.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42908

Aww, nuts.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42910

OOH! Boom! Face!

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42955

Did it!

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42959

Love it. Keep it goin.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 42961

Mm-hmm.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43004

Ew.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43006

Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he's not here.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43063

Definitely not. That's disgusting.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43070

Hey, you don't have to...

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43072

That was really rough.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43074

No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43076

And a shower.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43078

What?

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43180

No. We took a walk.

Season 7 · Episode 15 · Quote 43182

Threat Level: Midnight is the great lost film of Michael Scott.

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43194

Yeah, if Michael Scott did your home movie!

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43196

I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless.

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43211

Sorry.

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43217

I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry. I think I was just relieved, to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back.

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43219

That's fine, it's great!

Season 7 · Episode 16 · Quote 43251

Because of the sign, that says no pounding no begging.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43268

Three months.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43270

Four months.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43272

Eight months?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43274

Eleven months.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43276

Okay now really think hard about this one: One year.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43278

Four hundred and ninety-four months?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43280

Four hundred and ninety-FIVE months. That's just...

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43282

Why is Packer back?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43299

What!?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43307

You did approve it?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43313

Can I do something for ya?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43323

Nice. You know, I cleaned our daughter for like, an hour at four a.m. this morning, so...

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43325

Do I have any say in this?!

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43341

Whoa, pull it back. Uhm, why did you hire Todd Packer?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43350

Why are you nodding?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43355

Well, I mean he humped Michael.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43362

Yeah.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43434

[continues working]

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43436

That's a lot of reasons!

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43440

Can I talk to you a second?

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43443

So, this hot chocolate thing.

Season 7 · Episode 17 · Quote 43444

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