Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 48

No.

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40841

Yeah, it's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work.

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40843

[blows a raspberry, Erin looks shocked, Kevin chuckles]

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40845

Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40948

Talk to me.

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40951

[listening to and editing Jo's book on tape]

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 40956

[puts his phone in his coffee mug and calls Gabe]

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41010

All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. 'Cause I really think I made good use of my day, oh! Sorry.

Season 7 · Episode 9 · Quote 41015

Why?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41018

Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41024

Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41026

Well, A for effort right?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41028

Which is you.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41062

I disagree with.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41064

Okay, someone look it up.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41117

Well on the plus side all this worrying about China has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41125

Oh God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41141

Oh wow, these are nice.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41145

Yeah, yeah. Totally.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41149

Woah, there is a lot of brainpower in this room. We've got Michael and Oscar, the two smartest guys in the office, also in that order.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41164

Around here, Oscar is known as 'actually' because he will insert himself into just about any conversation to add facts, or correct grammar. He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41179

Woah, woah, woah. Do you know what you just agreed to?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41200

No.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41202

He's trying to set you up Michael. What's going to happen is he's going to try and bring up what ever you're talking about in a very casual way, but secretly he'll be trying to trip you up, and when he does, boom, its awful. Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41204

No politics?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41208

Two for two, keep it up.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41225

What do you know about boobs?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41230

Thank you.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41232

Show him how to use it.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41240

It's still on a bike path though right?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41274

What does that mean?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41276

What?

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41278

But you didn't fail.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41280

And you didn't fail those things either.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41282

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Season 7 · Episode 10 · Quote 41284

One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41330

You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41339

Why's it smell real? Ah... good one.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41357

Hey, it's snowing.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41396

Hey, Dwight.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41398

Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right?

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41400

You've got something on your nose.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41405

No.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41407

You got it.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41409

Hey.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41496

We still doing the gifts today? I mean, it is the Christmas party. Well, the classy Christmas party.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41498

Me neither. Whew.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41500

[A note is on Jim's computer that says, 'It is time. Parking lot at noon.' Jim nods and hands it to Dwight who burns it.]

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41503

[standing outside, dials Dwight's cell phone]

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41548

Stop! Stop!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41551

Oh... oh!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41553

Um, I was laying on the ground, defenseless, and uh, he just kept throwing 'em until he exhausted himself. And, uh, then... 'How 'bout icing it? lol. Dwight.'

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41557

Okay... Holly's back.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41574

Aww...

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41590

Don't. Stop, Dwight! Dwight, stop! Dwight, stop!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41664

Stop!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41666

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41668

Seriously!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41670

Okay. Okay.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41672

I just want it to stop.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41674

Hey, Toby.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41686

No way.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41688

That's increadible.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41690

You know what's crazy?

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41692

I can't reconnect with you right now. Hold on one second. Excuse me.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41694

What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41702

Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting this whole 'Woody came to life' thing so quickly?

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41731

Yikes.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41735

No, fake girlfriends are always wrong.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41742

'Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas. Open immediately. Love, Swiss Cheese.' Damn it, Dwight!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41753

Well, uh... I don't think any of us really know. Alright.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41842

Ooh, go easy with the shaking.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41844

You like it?

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41846

Yup, I do make great Christmas gifts. But I couldn't make that.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41848

Alright, my turn.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41849

Right. Of course. 'The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert.' Oh, my God. This is awesome! That's my bike. That's my desk. And that is my daughter.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41851

I mean...

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41852

I surrender.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41867

Anything. You got it.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41869

You're a psychopath.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41871

I don't want to go.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41914

Have you ever seen 'em do that?

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41916

No, it's, it's okay. Okay.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41918

Okay. This is it.

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41920

Go! Go! Go!

Season 7 · Episode 11 · Quote 41922

Oh.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41927

I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry, so, carry on.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41930

I'm just looking for my phone, so... pretend I'm not here.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41934

Sounds good.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41936

Smart.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41938

Oh, come on, that sounds awesome.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41942

Was it?

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41944

Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now.

Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41947

Listen, this isn't a favor, all right? This is a good idea. We all win.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42281

Wow. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hey, Andy, I'm really, really sorry to do this to you, but I have a meeting today that I totally forgot, so I can't be apart of this seminar.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42283

I know.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42285

I'm really sorry. I can't do it.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42287

Will you let me know when this whole seminar thing's over?

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42290

I just have a meeting, uh, outside the office.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42292

Hey.

Season 7 · Episode 13 · Quote 42294

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