Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 45)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

6,816 quotes · page 45 of 69

1. What's that?

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2. I don't... I don't think so.

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3. What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price?

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4. She does not like him.

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5. cause I stopped by your desk like 15 times a day.

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6. Well, the joke was on you.

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7. It is totally insane.

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8. Nobody's for.

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9. Okay.

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10. What?

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11. Wait.

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12. Michael. Michael.

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13. Michael.

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14. No.

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15. What?

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16. Stop what?

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17. Yeah. That's what we're doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget, we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

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18. Yup. That's exactly what we did.

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19. It's a pen.

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20. You do?

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21. But you didn't believe any of this was true five minutes ago.

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22. That's interesting. Wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think?

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23. Oh, my God

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24. You know Michael, this whole Donna thing is gonna be okay, you just... stop beating yourself up.

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25. Michael, no...

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26. You should stop this, and you should call Dwight right now.

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27. What?

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28. Wait, so are you... you like heart-shaped jewelry, though, right?

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29. Nice effort.

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30. That's... not okay.

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31. Stanley, please, this is serious!

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32. So we're gonna say the most likely scenerio is that Michael matured overnight?

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33. Exactly. It happened in Big.

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34. I'm really too tired to do this.

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35. Then let's just not do this. Do you have any idea the risks involved?

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36. We can order in from Hooters.

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37. Billy Joel Rock Band.

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38. Now you're just being hurtful.

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39. Pam.

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40. Yeah, well it's really warm in here. It's like a sleeping bag.

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41. Sorry about that.

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42. Well, you were surprisingly restrained.

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43. Excellent. Go for it.

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44. Right? So, uh, let's uh...

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45. Now, were those for the team?

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46. Ah.

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47. What about an energy drink or something?

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48. Well, it doesn't mean I can't drink it.

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49. A place?

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50. Okay.

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51. So instead of working, you want...

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52. Okay.

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53. What was you? You were the leak?

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54. Uh-huh.

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55. Why'd you do that?

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56. Yeah.

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57. Okay, just relax. Just need to relax.

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58. This is a very good idea. This is good. Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush them out.

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59. Guys, I think that seems a little unfair. I mean, I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy.

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60. Really?

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61. I mean, it could be you, Gabe. I mean, that's the point.

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62. Hey, listen man, you can't take it personally.

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63. No... sport.

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64. Hey, Dwight, I don't know if you heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups, like regular people. Oh, you did hear.

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65. Wow, that's a lot of keys.

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66. That's right. The janitor said that. By the way, the raccoons are back.

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67. I think they run through these panels and then down under the map. I wouldn't know for sure cause I don't have a trained ear. That's why I have to use one of these.

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68. Yep. Wait, and this.

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69. Go get 'em.

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70. What happened to me this summer? Dwight bought the building, so actually, this has been the busiest summer of my life.

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71. Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I was just gonna put a couple keys on it every day until Christmas. Then his pants would have fallen down, which was a little gift to me, but...

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72. Well, it would have been. So unprofessional, Mrs. Halpert.

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73. Oh, man, so many points being made.

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74. But you're comparing you and Luke to God and Jesus.

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75. You really think you can make it up to me with food?

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76. Yep. That's exactly what my first thought was. And then I remembered having a conversation with him where he was like, 'I don't own an Ebay store,' so...

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77. You follow him on Twitter?

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78. Pam?

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79. I did not do this.

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80. This is impressive.

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81. Do they call you that?

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82. Come on, give me your hand. I'll help you down.

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83. Oh! Of course there is. Hey, Chinese tonight?

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84. Great.

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85. Pretty good. You must be almost out of water.

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86. Is there really?

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87. Aaah!

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88. Wait. Is this your place Dwight?

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89. Oh... lets take the tour Pam.

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90. These are actually forks and knives from the break room.

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91. Don't beat yourself up.

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92. Who will be watching the children?

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93. Prove it.

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94. Were going to head outside, give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.

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95. But I'll tell you this, if this works out, I think we're looking real good.

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96. Did something happen Dwight?

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97. Pam?

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98. Everything is going to be ok.

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99. You're good... you're good at sales.

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100. Ok, Dwight. We can't do that. So why don't you just tell us what happened?

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