Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 43)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

6,816 quotes · page 43 of 69

1. Really?

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2. Well, you're pushing the milk out, right?

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3. Wasn't it... It's kinda like a... Like that.

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4. I think you're good. Doing a good job.

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5. Oh! Really? Must have sat on it, Pam.

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6. Alright.

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7. It's going to be alright.

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8. Ha ha. No, yeah, that will be good.

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9. Oh, hi.

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10. Careful... Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there.

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11. You see that? I'm pretty sure she's... Hi.

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12. Yup. Really great. When's she available?

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13. Are you sure it doesn't hurt?

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14. Yup.

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15. Yeah.

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16. Perfect.

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17. I think she will.

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18. We'll figure it out.

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19. Thank you.

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20. Please do.

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21. What?

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22. Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.

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23. No need. I saw him do it. I can try it.

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24. Okay, I'll just go get the other guy.

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25. Hmm?

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26. Okay. Sshh. I know.

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27. That's amazing.

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28. That's awesome.

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29. that's great.

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30. Mm-hmm.

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31. Hey.

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32. What?

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33. Okay, okay.

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34. Perfect.

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35. Ha ha ha.

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36. We definitely are. At 3:00, right? You said we could stay until 3:00?

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37. Half hour.

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38. Yes, car seat's right there.

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39. Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car.

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40. Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be... Can we get a late checkout? I don't... I don't think she heard me.

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41. Are you really sure we should be leaving?

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42. But you hear the baby crying, right?

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43. Uh, it's in the lot.

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44. Right, okay. Yes, that would be the smart thing to do. Uh, Pam, I will be right back.

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45. Five tickets on the windshield... Hey.

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46. You used my move, didn't you?

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47. Oh, thank you!

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48. Hey...

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49. What do we got here?

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50. Of course.

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51. Hm hm.

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52. Okay. Just gotta...

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53. Morning!

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54. No.

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55. No.

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56. No-no-no-no-no.

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57. Is this yours or mine?

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58. Good Lord! I can't believe I'm missing this.

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59. Okay. Love you. We'll talk soon.

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60. It is. Big time.

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61. Pretty amazing.

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62. Oh it's tough being here for a lot of reasons.

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63. Is that what happened to you?

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64. That's a common mistake.

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65. And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now.

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66. What?

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67. Right.

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68. Yeah that's great. Great.

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69. When's the last time you upgraded your printer?

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70. Please stop that!

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71. Can you grow up?

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72. Whether it's this time or next time.

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73. Yeah.

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74. No, we definitely can talk about it in the next--

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75. You know, can I call you back?

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76. That would be great, thank you.

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77. No, I know I need to work, I just- I feel weird not being home.

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78. I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. I'm a little surprised that it's working.

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79. Hey Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client. And it's so weird, because we never have meetings after 5pm. But I was hoping that maybe just this once, it would be okay.

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80. You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!

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81. Okay.

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82. Thanks again by the way.

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83. Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. Thank you.

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84. Oh!

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85. No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.

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86. Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then aren't we?

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87. No.

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88. Is he you?

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89. Where did you take that?

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90. Oh my God, that's right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.

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91. Sure. That they should do one.

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92. Who's that?

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93. John Dillinger.

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94. Captain Crunch.

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95. At the Yankees game. Yeah.

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96. I had a little better reason to believe that... You're right. You're right. Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp...

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97. ...in your condo complex.

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98. M. Night Shulman?

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99. Oh, sorry, wait one second.

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100. This is actually a big potential sale, so...

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