Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 44)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

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1. You writing your name over there?

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2. That's good. You know, with the kid.

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3. Alright, here we go. Michael...

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4. Michael - Great.

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5. What'd you get?

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6. Alright!

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7. Hey.

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8. So I'm going to go ahead and save you some time, and tell you that no-one's going to go along with this. But you knew that, right?

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9. Alright. So why don't you just give me my share of the leads, and I'll start making some calls?

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10. Hey, alright.

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11. Ahh, these aren't leads. What are they?

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12. I don't think you understand -

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13. This one's a map.

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14. I am currently reading incoherent riddles on blue index cards to find vital information that Michael has hidden all over the office. How are you?

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15. Oh my god, I couldn't envy you more.

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16. Having a baby is as exhausting as they say it is. Having two babies - that's just unfair.

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17. How about this one - 'When arrogant salesmen are mean to my face, a certain manager will go to his moppy place.'

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18. I love you.

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19. Michael's stupid scavenger hunt.

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20. Lincoln.

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21. It involves you too.

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22. Phew! Can't wait for this day to be over.

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23. Just all the - drama.

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24. Between the - us and you guys. It's unnecessary, right?

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25. Oh, good, phew, thank god you said that.

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26. I have new baby pictures.

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27. She's wearing a onesie

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28. Didn't we kind of start it?

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29. Can we at least all agree that this is uncomfortable, and may be heading for something bad?

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30. I don't think we need opposed.

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31. I'll text Pam. She's really good at this stuff.

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32. Pam texted back saying we could give them all iPods.

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33. Alright. Then we're back to cash. And I got to say, if giving a small percentage of our commissions is going to smooth all this over, I'm for it.

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34. No, we agreed, two percent for the quarter. Okay Hey everybody!

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35. No, no - this is a representation of how we feel. And how we feel is: really sorry.

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36. Yes! We do. Eclairs.

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37. - two percent milk! What I forgot for the coffee.

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38. I made a sale.

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39. 19. I had a really hard work out this morning.

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40. Wow.

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41. I would love, love, love to go. Only problem is, Pam's at home with the baby and I think she wants a night in.

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42. Good one.

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43. Absolutely, I will do that right now.

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44. I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything. And I - and I love her. I also love her, very much.

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45. So some of the co-workers were thinking of going out tonight, but I told them-

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46. I did not see this coming.

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47. Okay.

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48. Why?

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49. You've been gone for a long time.

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50. Easy.

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51. Oh, hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.

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52. Would you like to be our fourth?

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53. All right.

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54. So what do you think?

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55. About Julie?

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56. Yeah.

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57. So you like her?

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58. So Pam was right?

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59. About you two hitting it off.

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60. Hey, you're supposed to hit the white ball first, buddy. Nice one. Can I talk to you for a sec? All right. Everything ok?

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61. You want to just make a run for it?

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62. What is happening?

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63. Michael, you don't have to do this.

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64. Wow. Maybe we should tell her that he's not normally like this.

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65. Maybe it should come from a note... with flowers...tomorrow.

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66. It stopped.

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67. All right.

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68. See ya. Nice girl.

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69. You all right?

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70. Actually, you didn't.

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71. I literally did not know that existed until this moment.

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72. What's up?

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73. Dwight, don't be gross.

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74. Oh, guys. I really refuse to participate. 'Michael, can I have an advance on my paycheck because a Mrs. Fields Cookie just opened up at the mall.'

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75. Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies.'

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76. I think you need to go a little easy. You can't just suspend someone form work.

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77. And I got to take this bad attitude, and I got to go home, and I got to adjust it. And I hope the suspension does that.

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78. Yeah, I mean, the Count has a very distinct voice.

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79. Buenos dias, Miguel. Como estas? Bien? Claro que si! Yo estoy fantastico. Que pasa?

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80. All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing, and then you go into delivery guarantee.

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81. Yeah, or maybe we don't even need that.

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82. That's a good point.

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83. Yeah I think we have complimentary strengths. We understand each other.

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84. I don't even know who you are anymore.

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85. Oh, hey, Miss Newton. Hi, I'm Jim.

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86. How are you?

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87. All right.

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88. So, yes, laser printers are more expensive. But they cost less to operate So it's a tradeoff.

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89. Hold on one second.

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90. What?

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91. None of this is time sensitive.

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92. No.

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93. Well, maybe you shouldn't try to kiss people at work.

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94. Okay. Well, all that is irrelevant.

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95. What?

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96. What was that?

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97. Pam, you know he's not gonna get anywhere, and he's gonna blow our sale.

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98. Hey, the Schwab guy told us to treat every sale like it was a huge sale.

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99. Uh, for that printer, yes. Unfortunately we don't have a lot of flexibility.

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100. Yeah.

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