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Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 30)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

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  1. OK, what are you --

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  2. What's that?

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  3. Who's they?

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  4. In this car?

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  5. What are you thinking?

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  6. The mob, maybe NASA.

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  7. Is there some evidence?

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  8. How many shoes do you need?

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  9. I'm not talking to you.

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  10. Pam.

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  11. No, she's not.

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  12. [behind Dwight]: OK.

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  13. Easy.

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  14. Let's just -- Let's head back to the desk.

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  15. Good one.

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  16. Hey. Sorry about Dwight, by the way.

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  17. Well, we all handle it differently. I personally choose to handle it like a normal person, but...

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  18. Hey, how are you and Darryl?

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  19. Bye.

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  20. What was?

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  21. No, actually.

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  22. I don't think so.

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  23. Hey, how's things?

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  24. Yeah?

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  25. Do you have any reason to believe that Kelly would be mad at me?

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  26. Wait, that's pretty weird.

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  27. Well, Andy has a mug just like that.

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  28. No. What party?

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  29. I wasn't. But thank you. Do you know anything about this party?

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  30. Well, I can't be the only one who didn't --

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  31. [walks quickly to break room, opens cabinet and finds mugs of Oscar, Creed and Phyllis]

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  32. Dwight, let me see your coffee cup.

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  33. Is that it?

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  34. OK, I'm gonna assume that was it. Here's the thing: I think you're right. I think it was Kelly. I think she's mad at us for not coming to her party.

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  35. Probably just Kelly.

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  36. That's what I'm saying.

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  37. You were right.

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  38. You were right.

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  39. You knew it.

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  40. You knew it the whole time, buddy.

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  41. Wow.

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  42. No, no, no, no. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Let's talk about this.

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  43. We called about a dozen customers, and they all said that they gave us great marks.

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  44. Who's that?

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  45. Oh, that's gonna be great. Who's Chuck Close?

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  46. That's it. I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.

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  47. I'm gonna make a bigger leap here. He is into you.

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  48. Don't.

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  49. Perfect.

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  50. So, how you holdin' up?

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  51. You know what you should do? Take a vacation.

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  52. We should take a look at those surveys.

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  53. Dwight and I are both writing letters to our clients. I'm just sending a quick note to say how much I appreciate their business, and he is writing notarized letters to inform them them that lying on customer reviews is a prosecutable form of fraud and defamation. It's just... different styles.

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  54. Oh, I don't have anything to say. I'm just hiding from Dwight.

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  55. So, as it turns out, Dwight is right. How bizarre.

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  56. Why are you telling us this?

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  57. Where are you going?

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  58. Where is it?

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  59. Okay.

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  60. Six point five days.

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  61. Pam comes back from New York next week and everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.

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  62. Are you sure?

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  63. Wow. I thought you were good at Flash.

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  64. Okay, okay, it's no big deal. So you're not a computer geek.

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  65. W---Wow. Um. Well... okay.

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  66. It's not--- It's not about me. I mean, this your dream.

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  67. And you went to New York to do this. So when you come back you come back the right way. Right?

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  68. You okay?

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  69. Okay.

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  70. Alright.

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  71. Love you too.

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  72. How does everyone know already?

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  73. Excuse me?

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  74. I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.

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  75. Thanks man.

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  76. I missed you.

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  77. Welcome back.

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  78. So why did you come in here?

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  79. Why is that, why is that weird?

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  80. She's probably going to, cause they sit next to each other.

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  81. Toby works here again.

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  82. Oh no.

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  83. You don't know.

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  84. You should probably just meander back there; take a look. See if he's, see if he's back.

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  85. Yeah, I am. Wait, how do you know that? I didn't tell you that.

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  86. That's really not cool.

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  87. Yeah, I guess technically Kev, you're right.

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  88. Today's a big day. Today's the day that I show Pam the house that I bought for us. Without telling her. But it's my parent's house, the house I grew up in and yeah, I bought it kind of impulsively. I mean, the price was good and I was helping out my mom. It's got shag carpets. I mean you can't blame my parents it was the 70's. And why would you want to buy ugly wood from trees when you can have paneling? And a painting of some creepy clowns that is apparently crucial to the structural integrity of the building. She's gonna love it. Right?

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  89. Could you guys all do me a favor and not talk about this until I tell Pam?

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  90. Oh thanks, Phyllis.

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  91. Oh, it's on uh Linden Ave? By the quarry?

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  92. Definitely we should.

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  93. Mmhmm, yeah.

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  94. Oh totally. Sorry, are we talking about the microwave still?

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  95. No.

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  96. I'm always this close.

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  97. Yes, I just have to take this call anyway so...

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  98. Hey, do you mind if we make a stop on the way home?

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  99. Cool.

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  100. I have a surprise for you. All right, ready? Close your eyes and now open your eyes. Tadah!

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