Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 24

Oh no, I didn't want to see you. Not that I'm not happy seeing you, right now, I'm just saying ultimately I was here for the copier. Equal, I'd say it was equal. So, good to see you...

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I mean, it's just that- You know, Pam and I are still dating, so, and, I just mean that things are going really well, so I didn't want to see... you...

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Alright, you are welcome. I'm going to go because of, um, traffic.

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I... will...

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Hey.

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Are you inviting me to the Finer Things Club?

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Angela's Ashes, top o' the morning to us. Frankie's prose is funnier than a pot of gold, say I.

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Yep. No, I mean I really liked it. I thought was uh, a fun read.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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No, that wasn't fun.

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Of course I read it.

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Angela. Nope. The ashes.

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Well, you're driving, right?

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Mmm... I'd prefer to sit in back.

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Nnnno. Uh, turns out, it was just a really bad idea involving fire. But I think I fixed it.

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I have to. Pam, if I'm not there, someone's going to go to jail. Or die.

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Well, I promise you that has nothing to do with it.

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Well, yeah I don't want to see her get physically harmed, that's for sure.

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All right, I'm gonna go now.

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Okay, I will.

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You embarrassed me.

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Got it.

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Absolutely, yes.

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When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.

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Yeah?

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And I am always busy.

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Oh, can't go today, 'cause I'm donating blood.

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Is there a limit?

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Well, is that it? Or?

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How so?

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What's that?

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Right.

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Not gonna change.

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I thought we had that looked at.

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Hmm, no, the choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?

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OK, great.

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Yup.

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That'd be great.

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Oh, wasn't it just someone's birthday?

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I do remember, yeah.

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You know what, I have an idea. Why don't we just do one big shared party?

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There are thirteen people working in this office, so thirteen times a year Michael gets a cake and balloons, and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast. There are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are.

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And the other is something inappropriate. Or horrible. Or both. What else? He only sings the high harmony to 'Happy Birthday.' And he's a very big believer in surprise parties. Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault.

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So... I think, yeah, I think getting these out of the way might be productive.

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We can just have one big fun party. Everybody's happy, nobody wastes their time.

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It's a pretty good idea, don't you think?

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No... I think it's a great idea.

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You know, try sending them another invoice.

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Alright. Oh, did you see my memo by the way?

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Right? I was just thinking...

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Right! Exactly. Knew I could count on you.

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What's that?

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Oh, sure.

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OK.

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Yeah, people like me I guess.

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Well I think Meredith was just --

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Everybody's birthday.

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What do you want?

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You want a birthday pie?

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Well, I'm gonna to talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.

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It will be Angela.

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Andy.

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Not your birthday.

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Alright, I'll look into it, but the answer's no.

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Hey, Andy, I have some calls to make.

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Alright.

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OK, I'm gonna go into this office here to do some work. So I will be in here.

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Hey guys, what're we talking about?

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Toby.

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Oh, thanks man.

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Is there anything --

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Oh, OK.

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What?

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I remember that.

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Seriously?

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Toby's great. He's great, but sometimes he can be a little bit much. I don't see the harm in that. Well, it's a cake Toby, so, c'mon.

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OK. Yeah, you know what, we're just gonna throw you in. Because more the merrier, right?

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That's a bummer. OK, then we need to...Hey everybody. Hi, how you doing? Can I have your attention please? 'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.

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Yes, conference room in five minutes... No. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it out here. So, who has problems with the birthday thing? One, two, three, everybody. OK, so then we just shouldn't do it.

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Yup, Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.

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Hey.

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Sure glad you're back.

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You have no idea.

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Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once.

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So, terrible idea.

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You did do it?

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Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.

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That's what who said?

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That's what she said.

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How much time do I have?

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All right, let's run it back.

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Sure.

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Wow.

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Oh, I can't beat Darryl.

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What, seriously? What is she saying?

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So you're asking me to defend your honor against Kelly?

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Bring me players.

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Good game Meredith.

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Dwight! Thank God you're here. As it turns out, one of our biggest clients is a ping pong master, and I have to play him tomorrow, or we lose the account. Can you help me out? Will you help me practice?

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