Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 23

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19312

I think it's great that the company's making a commercial because not very many people have heard of us. I mean, when I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19338

You playing that game again?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19339

Oh it has losers.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19341

Who are you talking to, specifically?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19396

Hey.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19423

Why don't we take a quick ten second break from that so I can show you what's going on here. Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life. He's on it all the time. So much so that his little guy here has created his own world. It's called Second Second Life, for those people who want to be removed even further from reality.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19425

Yeah.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19427

[sighs]

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19429

Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19431

Not much, it's just for tracking Dwight so---

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19433

Yep.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19435

I... why don't we go back to this animation.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19437

Ah, show me how this works.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19439

I hope you're not killing yourself on this, because I'm sure it's good enough for Michael's ad that will probably be seen by no one.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19463

Okay. Do you want me to stay?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19465

Pam is staying late tonight to uh, achieve her dreams. So I'm pretty proud of her, unfortunately she was my ride home.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19467

I, ah...

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19469

Good morning. Yeah I'm sorry, I looked away for a second and Creed snatched your hash browns.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19472

You're welcome.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19474

Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you put that in the DVD player?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19495

Hey everybody! Just want to welcome you all to the premiere of the real Dunder Mifflin commercial, the Michael Scott director's cut. Hope you like it.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19496

Animation? All her by the way.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19499

I just thought you should---

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19501

Ahh.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19505

Okay.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19524

I don't want -

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19526

Mmm...

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19528

All right! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing, but...

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19533

Yup.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19535

Right.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19537

Mmmhmm. Why don't you start by telling me what you got.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19539

Love it.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19541

Mm, can't do that.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19543

Definitely can't do that.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19545

You know what?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19547

Okay, Scott, why don't you take your head out of the clouds and come back down to planet Earth so we can make a commercial.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19549

I'm just doing my job, man.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19551

Good! Fine! I've got one Andy Bernard that will direct this puppy for half your fee...

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19553

What? What?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19555

What?

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19557

Okay, make a commercial.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19559

Closed.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19561

Michael is on a mission to prove that he's creative. Which I think is odd, because Michael actually might be the most creative person I've ever known. Every day, Michael says and thinks things that no one has ever said or thought before.

Season 4 · Episode 5 · Quote 19569

Oh, I don't think that is what's happening.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19591

So tell me again why I can't be part of your club?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19609

Oscar?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19611

So what are you going to do?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19642

Did they?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19644

We just passed the exit for Corcroan.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19648

What are we doing?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19652

We're going to Utica?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19657

I'm not going to Utica right now.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19659

No.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19661

I can't believe you guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19667

No, I'm not calling Karen.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19669

What are you doing? Stop it, Dwight!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19672

Are you kidding me?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19674

Well, that kind of sucks, because it had all the photos of my brother's new baby on it, so...

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19677

Okay.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19679

You know what? I'm just going to call a cab from here.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19681

Alright. Wait, what are you planning on doing?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19683

Oh, God.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19685

No.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19691

No, no absolutely we are not doing this.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19693

Are you kidding me? We've been driving around with this stuff in the trunk the whole time?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19695

So the deal was, Dwight doesn't blow anything up, and I wear a costume. And a moustache.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19697

What?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19699

Okay, you know what?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19701

Why don't we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19703

It doesn't matter.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19705

Doesn't matter.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19707

That doesn't make sense, couldn't be.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19709

Oh my God!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19712

Michael, watch the road!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19715

Michael! Michael, pull over!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19718

Pull over, pull over!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19720

I can't believe we're here, I can't believe this is happening.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19733

No, Michael. I'm not leaving the car.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19736

Guy's going by. Shh.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19738

No, no, you won't do that. Nope.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19741

Dwight, nothing with the eyes, please?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19743

Oh my God, that's her! That's her, go, go, go.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19745

Shut up, you, shut up! This is the dumbest thing we've ever done.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19747

Okay, you know what? You don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19766

No, no, don't do anything to them.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19772

Alright, Great Scott, if you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19775

Isn't that thing huge?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19777

No, that is a terrible idea, don't do this.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19779

Okay! First of all, stop using my name. And second of all-

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19786

Damn it guys!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19788

Oh my God, oh my God, Karen is back!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19791

No, I'm not doing that.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19794

No, I'm not doing that!

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19796

Hey Karen.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19799

First of all, hi.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19801

You good? I'm just checking on the other branches. Michael wants me to do that from time to time, so...

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19803

Copy that.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19805

Yes?

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19813

Yeah, trying to quit though.

Season 4 · Episode 6 · Quote 19815

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