Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office (page 22)

Salesman, prank enthusiast, permanent camera confidant.

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1. You look a little worried.

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2. Okay. Um, while you were typing that I searched every database in existence and learned every fact about everything. And mastered the violin. Oop, and sold more paper.

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3. Hey man.

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4. What's going on?

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5. Oh yeah?

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6. I'm driving?

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7. Alright, let me just say good-bye to Pam.

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8. Yep. A long time ago, but, I liked it.

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9. Yeah.

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10. It's not. It's different. But it's a good book.

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11. What was that?

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12. Oh. Two kisses.

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13. Gotcha.

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14. That would be fun.

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15. Uhhh. Can't.

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16. Oh, no cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close, right?

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17. Mmmkay...

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18. Uh, that is an invitation to an online party.

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19. Yep.

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20. Are there, uh, three w's at the beginning of the address?

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21. Yep.

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22. Oh actually I withdrew from consideration.

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23. You need to let him go.

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24. Yes.

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25. Yes, but not by kidnapping.

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26. As a hostage.

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27. I think you're under-thinking it.

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28. Ransom.

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29. What did he say?

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30. So, we should let him go.

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31. Okay.

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32. Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands.

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33. Hey, quick question. If I take a pizza, do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?

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34. Okay.

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35. What have we got here?

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36. Yeah, cheese, or do we have other flavors?

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37. Which one's this? Perfect.

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38. Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?

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39. And that's when I knew. You?

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40. That was the moment that you knew you liked me?

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41. Wow, can we make it a different moment?

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42. A toast, better make it good. To avoiding a class two felony charge.

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43. Well it's just that you had no hair on Friday.

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44. How long have you been a man?

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45. That must have been extremely uncomfortable for your mom.

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46. Sure, I can hold.

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47. Hey Dwight.

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48. Do you run the bed and breakfest?

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49. Does the Department of Health know about this?

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50. Uh, Michael.

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51. That reminds me, uh, if the invitation still stands, Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight.

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52. Darn it!

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53. No, can't.

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54. Where are you going out tonight?

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55. I wouldn't understand or a secret?

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56. I can't believe this place is real. I mean, I've heard about his beet farm for years, but wow.

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57. The Beets Motel? That is, wow.

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58. How are you doing this?

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59. Nice.

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60. Yes. We will be requiring a bed time story.

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61. Not even Harry Potter?

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62. Hmmm, I'd say 1 in 6.

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63. Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were in being murdered here tonight.

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64. You know, I've just realized, this is Pam's and my first night away together. I use to play it over my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a uh, nice hotel. Or a romantic dinner. Wine... uh but, wine that wasn't made out of beets. Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. And uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure, just... less.

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65. Wait, you're going up there?

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66. Hey Dwight.

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67. Does Mose have nightmares?

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68. Oh yes. Ever since the storm.

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69. Yeah, yeah.

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70. Just thought that I heard crying, moaning, or something in here.

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71. Good night, Dwight.

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72. You okay?

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73. Are you a cocktail waitress?

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74. No, sometimes its right.

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75. Dwight, how's the hotel business?

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76. Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?

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77. Maybe you should.

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78. The dawn goose walk will tug at your heartstrings.

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79. You will never want to leave your room.

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80. Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?

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81. Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.

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82. Yeah, I mean she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.

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83. Ah, dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try the new Italian place, where the drive-in used to be.

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84. Yeah?

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85. Okay.

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86. Yep, I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.

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87. Right back at ya.

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88. Oh my God, you do have gonorrhea.

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89. Pam! You don't think he'll mind if we take the shampoo, do you?

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90. Okay.

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91. Yes, they do.

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92. Where's Dwight?

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93. The office.

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94. Hmm.

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95. You're doin' great, buddy!

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96. I'm sorry, did we or did we not pay for a show?

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97. More spins.

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98. Nobody tell him!

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99. You got it, you're so close!

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100. Break me off a piece of that applesauce, I don't think...

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