Jim Halpert Quotes from The Office | Page 20

Michael, on Thursday I'm going to drive down and interview with David for the open position in New York.

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Oh, okay. Hello. Hey, David. Sure.

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Just one.

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The torches are lit.

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No, Michael, people are blindfolded. That's a hazard.

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Are you not gonna put out the torches?

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Okay.

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Karen and I are having our own contest to see who can eat the most normal amount of tuna salad in an unspecified but very cofortable amount of time. I don't know what to tell you. Right now? Dead heat.

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He's gonna throw up.

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Hey, Kev.

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Thank you.

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Ohhh...

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No.

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No way.

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Andy...

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Nothing.

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Yup.

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Thanks, Pam.

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Ahhh... just have so much paperwork to do. Wow. Done. Okay, let's do it.

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So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off a few hours early 'cause we want to spend the night in the city.

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Whoops.

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Hmmm.

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Ah, we're gonna go tonight, but we're gonna see you there tomorrow morning, right?

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All right.

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Yeah, I'm not going to talk about this now.

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You sure?

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Wow.

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Uh, hmm. Uh, hmm. What else?

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Hm. Really tough call.

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You know what? Why don't you take the rest of the day, figure it out and then come back and tell me what you got.

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All right.

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Oh hey, Dwight.

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Does my room have cable?

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Can I change rooms?

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Can I have a late checkout?

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You're not the manager even in your own fantasy?

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Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?

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Go.

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Yeah, bigger actually.

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Mm-hm.

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Unbelievable.

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She could put the cup right there.

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Thanks.

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Totally, no problem. What are you interviewing for, by the way, my assistant? Or...

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Oh wow, that sounds like fun. Is your friend named Karen too? What did she accomplish?

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Oh...

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Oh, I dunno, how about the U.N.?

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Um, everytime my sixth grade class has a field trip.

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Yeah, we went to the Spotted Pig for dinner. It's in the Village. Uh, Karen knew it. And then we second acted Spamalot. That's when you sneak in at intermission with all the smokers. And then we went to a bar that used to be a church. Oh and at this one bar, I swear I saw Lorne Michaels.

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Oh do you mean when I get the job?

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You mean Kevin?

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Yeah, I do. C'mon.

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Who's that?

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Beardy?

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I'm gonna introduce myself.

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Yeah. Kinda feel bad for her though.

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Oh, man. You know what? This might take a while. You really don't have to stay, if you don't want.

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Okay.

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Sure.

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Thank you.

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I should leave.

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Thanks.

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I'm sorry, wait, so is the question 'How'd I get to be so awesome?' Because, I don't have an answer for you.

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Yes, absolutely.

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Oh, no, absolutely.

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There you go.

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What's that? Oh, uh, great. You know? I just um, I really appreciate the buildings, and uh, the people, and um, there's just a energy... New York has, uh... Not to mention, they have places that are open past eight. So that's a... bonus.

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The friendships.

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How are your feet?

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The real reason that I went to Stamford... was because... I wanted to be... not here.

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And even though... I came back, I just, I feel like I've never really... come back.

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Pam. Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?

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All right. Then... it's a date.

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Really, what kind of celebrity?

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How much did you pay for it?

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You paid for it?

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I broke up with Karen after the job interview, and uh... it was a little awkward when she came back from the city. She told me, very clearly, just because we were broken up didn't mean she was going anywhere, because she worked really hard for her career. But the next day her desk was empty, and as for me and my current romantic life, I uh... I'm single now and looking, so if you know anybody.

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Oh that sounds fun. I'm mountain biking on Sunday. On Montage Mountain.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Who was driving?

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One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

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Oh good, so we don't have to work.

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I can also take 3 people.

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I think she's awake.

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I wouldn't... I wouldn't worry about it. Don't touch it.

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I will do some research.

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Six of one, really.

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So what's your strategy for this race?

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Mm-hmm.

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What?

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Why won't more people do that?

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What?

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Oh, ah... No that's not... I mean that wasn't, ah...

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I mean I can see how it would seem a bit like we uh... How it looks like um... I mean now a days you can edit anything, right? I mean you can edit anything to look like um... anything.

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Right!

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Wow! There it is.

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It is going really great.

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Yeah, I mean I personally am definitely on board for the giant check.

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