Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. Do you want to keep this?

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2. Your first student is here, Mister Bernard.

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3. Oh it's...

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4. Michael?

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5. Ooh. Wait, Michael?

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6. Down... there. Is 'jlp' a word?

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7. No, j-l-p. Like, 'I jlp... I jlp you!'

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8. I'm playing Scrabble with Gabe, and I've never won a game.

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9. The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far I've seen 'The Shining', 'Rosemary's Baby', 'The Ring'. Not really my thing. Although, I... I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.

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10. Really?

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11. Yes.

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12. Because I'm playing to win. I'm playing 'moo', I'm playing 'milk'. Whatever it takes.

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13. Uh...

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14. Like the cow mood yesterday. God.

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15. The cow jumped over the moon.

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16. Wait. Why?

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17. When I win...

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18. We're gonna watch 'Wall-e', where all the boundaries of color are pushed.

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19. Yes.

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20. Apoplexy.

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21. Got it. Oh, Oscar. Oscar?

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22. I played 'ape.'

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23. I know. You get to pick.

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24. Yes?

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25. There's a 'Shrek' two?!

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26. Ohh.

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27. Oh my gosh!

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28. Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.

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29. You know what? Why don't you stay and I'll go?

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30. It's kind of a sketchy neighborhood though. I better come along.

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31. He answers to Michal. Michal G. Scott. Michael J. Fox. Mr. Fox. The Incredible Mr. Fox.

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32. No.

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33. Hey, you were in there forever.

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34. She wandered off like an idiot.

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35. Orville Tootenbacher. That's Michael's millionaire character that...

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36. It's Michael!

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37. You knew.

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38. Where did he go, Holly?

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39. Okay. We fan out...

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40. Good. We don't need her.

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41. From my secret admirer. That's you!

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42. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue.' Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt!

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43. But, there's no clue.

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44. I can't, 'cause there's no clue.

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45. Oh.

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46. Psst! Psst!

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47. Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?

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48. Okay.

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49. Oh! No, no, no, no. It's not weird at all. You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. This is just as friends.

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50. Yes!

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51. Oh, is he...

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52. Andy.

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53. So tell me about your new girlfriend.

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54. Aww, cute.

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55. That's Gabe's boom box. Come on. We have to go find it.

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56. No, come on.

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57. Come on!

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58. Ha!

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59. Don't mind us. You keep working.

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60. Oh, my God. It's a song.

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61. What do you think is on it?

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62. Not if we're talking like this. I think it's okay. He doesn't seem to hear us.

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63. Darryl.

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64. No, he's not.

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65. Okay. Then no more talking. Let's just play the song.

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66. What do you...

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67. I guess we just have to wait until night and see.

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68. Oh. Cool.

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69. Super romantic.

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70. Yeah. Did you not see it?

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71. Hanks.

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72. Sorry.

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73. Oh. One Erin Special, please.

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74. That's my favorite.

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75. B-9.

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76. Like a benign tumor.

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77. Oh, yes. There's a note. 'A little cookie for you, my miss. But the real treasure is your Valentine's kiss.'

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78. Mm. Oh. We're suppose to...mmm

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79. Guys! Guys. Did you guys know that our own Michael Scott has made a movie, and that he maybe will let us watch it, but only if everybody's dying to see it.

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80. Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower.

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81. Yeah, it took the fire department forever to get there. Oh my God, where did this come from?! Who did this?!

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82. Thank you Pam.

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83. Hey sailor! Come watch it over here!

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84. Pam gave it to me!

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85. I just thought, he really needed a new computer, and he knew so much about that one.

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86. Oh! If you're going back to the annex, could you take these to Dwight? I think the ants are waking up. They need to start farming soon. Thanks.

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87. If you're not gonna take the ants over I should probably just do it myself.

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88. Gee! Uh oh! I think the ants are starting to eat each other!

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89. For Pete's sake it just needs to be done!

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90. Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. Ok, let me transfer you.

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91. Oh, that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.

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92. Dunder Mifflin, this is... oh, I like it!

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93. Oh, assist.

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94. Yeah, ok, good.

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95. What do you think?

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96. ...I'm so sorry. Sorry.

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97. Deangelo, did you order a barber?

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98. Michael, can you stop talking now? I need to shave your lips.

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99. Deangelo, this box came for you.

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100. Oh hey, didn't see you.

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