Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

1,469 quotes · page 5 of 15

1. Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith's minivan.

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2. I bet. You guys.

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3. Oh, Lake Wobblegone's on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?

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4. They caught the Scranton Stranger, they trapped him in his house.

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5. It's pronounced wacko.

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6. Michael!

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7. Gabe and I are having a party, and everyone's invited, and it's at his house apartment and we're gonna watch Glee.

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8. Yeah it's a TV show...

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9. Uhh. It's just that it's our first party together so...

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10. Okay, sorry.

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11. Wait which one?

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12. Good me too!

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13. I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but there's this thing on Glee called mash-up, where two things that don't go together, make one great song. Take Gabe, take Michael, you make Gay Mike. Best friends.

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14. Mhmm! I'd love it if you were there.

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15. You and Michael are always the life of the party!

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16. Why would I keep you from coming?

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17. Why would I hide it!

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18. It's make your own pizza night. Isn't Gabe's place so nice?

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19. Look at the size of those wine glasses Michael!

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20. Those posters used to be real French ads.

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21. The show's starting. The show's starting! The show's starting! Show's starting!

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22. I wasn't recording it.

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23. Wait, why do you have to record it?

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24. Jim.

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25. Michael. Gabe is making the pigs in a blanket, and he kind of needs some help so, he was wondering if you could help him.

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26. Look who I found!

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27. Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks,

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28. Gabe was born in 1982. He was the longest baby in the hospital.

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29. What's the longest thing you've ever seen? For me it was the tale from Jets.

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30. Are you having a good time?

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31. Andy you look awful!

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32. Are you alright?

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33. Oh, uhm, like three months.

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34. I don't know.

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35. I have to go Phyllis.

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36. You did this?

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37. Why don't you like him?

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38. I care if

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39. Okay...

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40. What?

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41. Uhm, I'm not going to my room.

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42. You listen to me. You are

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43. I hate your roof!

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44. I'll raise it how I want! I'll raise the roof!

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45. I hate it! I hate your car!

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46. Um, everyone was getting their driver's license.

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47. Sure.

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48. Pam.

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49. I don't wanna be a lousy snitch.

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50. Ryan has been using the color printer for his business a lot, and as Office Administrator--

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51. But it's not for--

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52. All that color.

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53. How was the dentist?

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54. Oh, no.

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55. Oh my God.

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56. According to the internet, the tallest man in the world is Chinese.

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57. What's America gonna do?

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58. What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy. I bet you guys like that idea don't you?

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59. I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.

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60. [gasps]

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61. Fire him. No, show mercy.

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62. Right, yes.

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63. I didn't want to miss it.

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64. Good.

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65. Guys, who's Holly?

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66. Wow.

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67. I've looked her up online... there's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.

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68. Oh...

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69. Hello.

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70. I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss' pretty friend to arrive.

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71. Oh, you're Holly! Of course. Sorry.

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72. To throw out? Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone?

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73. Yeah, I mean, maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away.

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74. I don't get it! I'm sorry. I just, I don't get it!

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75. That's not true. I don't know her enough to make a decision even.

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76. No.

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77. I really think you're better off.

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78. Yeah. Is she an amazing cook or something?

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79. Hello.

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80. I know who you are, and I think you should go.

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81. Snot. Sorry, it sounded like you said it's snot. I am so sorry.

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82. Okay, champagne.

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83. Sponge.

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84. Gummi bears and gummi worms.

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85. Ukulele's happy?

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86. Chocolates.

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87. Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.

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88. And did you get the tickets?

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89. I'm really excited for Michael either way. Because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life!

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90. Go!

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91. Oh, yeah!

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92. Want some company?

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93. I went to Portugal.

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94. No.

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95. Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day. And I must say that it is going immensely.

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96. Hey! Gabe.

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97. This is all I could find.

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98. One, two, three. I did it! I did a cartwheel!

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99. You want to keep this?

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100. Do you want to keep this?

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