Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 3)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. I didn't know we had a tape measure.

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2. You wanted to see me?

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3. Oh, boy! ... What's that sound?

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4. I don't know what to say.

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5. Okay.

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6. Michael, could I talk to you privately?

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7. I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy.

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8. I'm sure he'll be fine.

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9. Really?

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10. I don't want anyone to die.

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11. Hi.

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12. Did you grow up around here?

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13. So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?

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14. Hey.

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15. I have really enjoyed our time together.

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16. I want to continue working on our friendship.

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17. Because I think our friendship could be a really cool thing.

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18. And, you're my friend.

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19. And I hope that I'm your friend... And, maybe...

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20. Well...

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21. Okay, good.

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22. It's busy. Why don't I keep trying, and then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit?

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23. You can't talk to me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. I've been having a tough day today.

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24. You read the fax.

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25. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Let me just fax this, and I'll check my planner.

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26. Yes. Do you have a day in mind?

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27. Everyday is fine. Or...

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28. Thursday?

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29. Okay.

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30. Welcome back, 'Dad!'

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31. Andy go braugh to you! Nice kilt!

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32. Oh, no I'm fine, I just have a little indigestion.

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33. Yes.

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34. I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six.

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35. This fax came for you.

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36. Uh...

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37. Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.

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38. Well...

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39. Oh! Andy!

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40. I'm in my jammy-jams!

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41. Oh, thanks. Come in!

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42. Your hand's cold.

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43. Yeah, have some more blanket.

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44. You're awake. Andy, this is my brother, Reid.

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45. He's my foster brother.

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46. Hey! My feet aren't smelly, they smell like roses. Smell them!

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47. None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.

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48. Yes. Thank you, for coming all the way here.

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49. I'm so sorry I was so sick.

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50. Something came for you, Michael.

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51. Yeah. I basically wish you were dead. I hid the leads.

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52. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Colder. Colder. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Hot. Hotter. Pretty hot. Lower.

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53. Lower.

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54. Lower

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55. I emptied it in the dumpster. With Toby's baba ganoush.

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56. Go on. I have warm blood.

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57. Sure, if you are.

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58. Talk to me that way again, and I'll cut your face off.

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59. Exactly.

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60. Quiet.

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61. What's this game?

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62. Oh I know.

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63. Hey, guys, get a bedroom already.'

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64. Yes, okay. Yeah, that's smart.

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65. No.

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66. I get it.

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67. Okay.

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68. Hey, big boy. Do you like it when I do that?

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69. What we said to do.

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70. I was flirting with a man.

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71. The movies. I don't know.

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72. You love drama.

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73. Oh, thank you.

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74. Thank you.

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75. Welcome back!

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76. I know that Erin would be so psyched if you took her out to lunch.

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77. Well, happy Boss's day. There wouldn't be a secretary if there was no boss.

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78. I got a picture of you asking me to lunch. I was thinking we could go to Hayworth's.

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79. Just the two of us.

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80. Yeah, okay. Yeah that was a stupid suggestion. I was thinking someplace special, so I though Hayworth's, but...

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81. Oh.

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82. Okay.

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83. I was thinking it would be fun to talk on the way over. So what decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?

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84. I would have chosen the 1490's.

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85. Cause America was discovered.

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86. And then my last job was at a Taco Bell express. But then it became a full Taco Bell, and I don't know, I couldn't keep up. My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk. In my Foster home I never had a desk.. So it's like... I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home. I did like it. I just didn't have a desk there. Did you have a favorite age? Or month?

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87. Yeah, like a favorite month. Like I like April when I was seven.

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88. How many pillows do you sleep on at night?

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89. He's the best boyfriend in the world. Tell me about him before I met him.

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90. Yeah I love that.

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91. What?

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92. Sorry. About Angela? Did you say he dated Angela?

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93. Why wouldn't he tell me that?

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94. They had sex?

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95. Uhhhh, they were engaged?

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96. Uh-oh...

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97. [moans, pulls hair over her face]

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98. In the Foster home, my hair was my room.

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99. [breathes heavily, groans]

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100. Lunch was fine.

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