Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. I don't know. It was lunch, Andy.

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2. God, Oscar, will you keep your pants on? It's easy.

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3. I know about Angela! I know that you were engaged to her and that you were sleeping with her! Michael told me.

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4. I don't want to be in private. Is it true or is it not?

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5. Who else did you sleep with? Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?

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6. Did everyone know? Was I the only one who didn't know?

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7. Who are you?! I don't know you!

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8. Thanks.

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9. You want to talk to me, come to my desk.

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10. Oh. Take it up with the chief of police.

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11. I want to throw up just thinking about it.

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12. Really?

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13. It was Andy, wasn't it?

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14. I hope you find what you're looking for.

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15. Trust is the most important thing to me. Is your name Andy Bernard? What's your real name? Lionel Frankenstein?

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16. How long were you guys together?

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17. A year? You were together for a year?

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18. I think I have to be on my own for a little bit. Like the girl Precious in Precious. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire. Ok?

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19. [sitting on bench outside groaning]

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20. Oh. Sorry I thought everyone was gone.

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21. I can't trust Andy anymore.

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22. It's Andy's fault.

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23. Oh, I like his butt.

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24. You tricked me!

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25. Buenos dias, Miguel. Hello, Dunder-Mifflin.

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26. Holy cow. I'd be so happy.

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27. I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.

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28. Mm!

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29. Michael, I think Donna left this here. Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?

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30. Yeah.

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31. Oh, my God, thank you so much. I love that denim jumpsuit you have. How much?

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32. Great.

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33. Kelly got into the minority training program.

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34. Maybe you'd be more comfortable in your own office.

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35. Uh, no. Wait, yes.

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36. Yeah.

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37. It's so exciting Pam. The Eagles are doing a theme of ice creams in honor of turning 60.

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38. Do you want me to go back to the store?

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39. This is all for Michael. It turns out his girlfriend was married.

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40. After his last breakup, he ate 40,000 calories in three hours. Right, Pam? That's what Pam told me.

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41. That's okay. You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late, though.

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42. We have Mr. Bean playing in the conference room and the Pink Panther movie in his office. With half hour shifts to watch it with him.

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43. He's coming.

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44. Hi Michael.

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45. Thanks, Michael.

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46. What about Kelly?

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47. Is this a joke?

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48. Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1.

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49. Andy?

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50. I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press.

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51. Yeah.

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52. Yes, of course.

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53. Who's the guy who invented the peanut?

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54. Gabe is awesome. He has accomplished so much career-wise and height-wise. Thank God he's my boss because I would not have said yes to a first date if I didn't have to, but... it's been great.

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55. That's a really tight argument.

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56. Hey! Ice cream afternoon!

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57. Oh my gosh, those are the pants he wanted to return to Talbots.

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58. I'm sorry, do you want to try them on again to see.

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59. Yeah!

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60. I don't know.

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61. Dwight

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62. Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But I don't care if I forget today.

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63. Andy?

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64. Did you write this?

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65. Who did?

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66. Who is he?

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67. I am so excited. But I just need one. Gabe can't come. Sorry.

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68. Oh, who else is going?

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69. Gabe seemed to think no one was going.

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70. I really wanted to see Andy's play, because he's so, so talented. But I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The thirteen-year-olds in this town have a complete monopoly. It's almost like a babysitters club.

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71. I just didn't think that you guys were gonna see us. We were just gonna stop by and get some ice cream and then go home.

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72. I'm sorry. I just really wanted to see Andy. You guys made it sound so unmissable, and you set me up with a car seat and everything.

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73. Oh, no, why would I take her to the hospital?

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74. Why don't I just take her home and let you guys finish, and then you should stay out as late as you want.

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75. Okay. Alright, bye Cece.

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76. Yes. Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me!

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77. Oh, no. I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work.

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78. Okay, I kill you now.

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79. This is awesome. Sorry. Hi, Gabe. Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party to say hi to everyone. Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? That's broth, Gabe. Okay, I-I'll see you soup. Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. This is so much fun, and I'm really sorry that I missed your play, but next time I'll be there. Or here. Right here, I promise.

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80. Okay.

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81. Thank you.

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82. Terrific!

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83. Andy...

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84. Andy, aren't there also negatives to sex?

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85. Unplanned pregnancy.

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86. Your two o'clock.

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87. Gotcha.

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88. Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin! Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?

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89. Oh!

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90. Kelly! Great costume!

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91. He says no.

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92. A... S... S... H... E... T?

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93. Ah! That's enough.

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94. Two! I got two. I ate two whole apples.

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95. Di-Did you say vampire?

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96. I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.

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97. Get in quick.

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98. So it's faster.

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99. Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?

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100. No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.

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