Erin Hannon Quotes from The Office (page 2)

Receptionist after Pam, relentlessly cheerful.

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1. Staples? Uh, David Wallace called.

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2. He heard you made a big splash at the meeting. Oh, my God. That was so mean what I just said and I didn't mean it. It was Kevin and Meredith put me up to it.

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3. Um, Michael? The custodian called again. Apparently a Koi has died.

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4. They want you to pay for it.

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5. Well, they said you stepped on it's head. He did not suffer.

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6. $300.00

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7. Oh, sure. Oh, wait. Hand them to me upside down so I don't accidentally read them.

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8. Thanks.

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9. How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?

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10. Yeah, he is!

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11. He's, like, the coolest person I've ever met.

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12. Oh. Do you mean Marlon Wayans? 'Cause he is.

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13. These are amazing. You took all these?

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14. Oh just by like friends.

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15. Oh, wait. Um-- Swartz Lumber is on the phone for you Pam and they say it's urgent.

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16. Your feelings journal? You told me to put it in the time capsule.

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17. Naughty Nellie Nutmeg, a vivacious young socialite with a penchant for scandal.

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18. How about you?

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19. Hello.

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20. Sounds like a plan, Sugar.

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21. Well, you know ol' Nellie's always up for a romp in the hay.

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22. Yeah, my boudoir's always open.

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23. I haven't seen it.

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24. Of course, Nathaniel.

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25. Where are you taking me?

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26. Savannah? That's a far way from Scranton.

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27. No. Did you?

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28. I thought it was for real. So I was excited, but it was just, it was part of the game.

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29. Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call.

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30. I don't think so. I think it's David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin.

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31. Michael? The limo's here for you.

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32. He said limousine, so...

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33. It's like what high school kids take to prom on tv shows.

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34. Frankie's Dirty Joke of the Day? There's a bunch of those.

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35. There's a bunch of Sent e-mails that jusy say 'Delivered.' Should I delete all of those?

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36. That's why you have a 'Sent Mail' folder.

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37. There's about 30 news alerts for 'Nip Slip.'

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38. Nip slip.'

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39. Well...

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40. Oh, my God.

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41. Hey Pam, do you have a sec to check over this inventory?

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42. Oh, did you really look it over? Felt like maybe you didn't.

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43. We've already rescheduled seven times.

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44. I can print out a new itinerary with Pam's name on it.

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45. Wow!

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46. You're famous.

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47. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do---

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48. No.

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49. No, there's financial aid, uh, they could join the army or the navy.

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50. The principal told me that 90% of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate, and that's 35% higher than the rest of the school. So I think if you hadn't made that promise, a lot of them would've dropped out. Which is something to think about, I think.

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51. Really?

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52. I've always wondered what it might be like to be an accountant.

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53. Yes, but I'm terrible at math so...

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54. Seriously?

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55. Hello. Sorry guys. Sorry guys. I'm not sure I've earned the right to make announcements yet. But whoever is giving me the Twelve Days of Christmas? As my Secret Santa? Please stop. I can't take it anymore. My cat killed a turtledove; the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please. Stop.

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56. It's so edgy!

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57. It stings a lot.

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58. I keep trying to figure out who's sending me these gifts.

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59. So far no one will admit to it.

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60. Is it you?

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61. Seriously?

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62. What?

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63. Do you want me off the call too Michael?

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64. It was a little much Andy.

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65. What were you thinking?

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66. I got a big box, yes I do. I got a big box how 'bout you?

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67. Guys, um, who's Gabe? This note says to put the box aside for Gabe Lewis, who's coming tomorrow?

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68. Well, I saw them in there.

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69. I think when Andy finally asks me out he's going to try to top what he did with the drum line. I can't wait to see what he comes up with.

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70. No, you?

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71. Nothing. It's wide open.

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72. Uh-oh, traffic jam on route three!

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73. Beep! Twenty people dead in a pile-up!

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74. Oh, you did? Aw, a bird and a dog!

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75. You named them?

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76. Uh, yeah I do remember. Aw, they love each other.

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77. Wow, it smells really good too.

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78. Andy, whoa! Thank you very much!

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79. Michael, I'm worried that, uh, not all your toys are gonna fit on your new desk.

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80. Well, in your old office there were all those ledges and extra space.

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81. You know, I actually think I should get back to work. Jim asked me to do some stuff, and he's manager.

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82. Who's hungry?

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83. It's ants on a log. Michael would always have me bring them in at 2:30 and say 'Who's hungry?'

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84. Do you want me to spin you in your chair and make you dizzy?

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85. It's a thinking technique. All the top executives do it. It keeps the brain moving, and a spinning brain is a working brain.

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86. Oh sure.

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87. Well.

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88. Geez louise.

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89. Well, everyone got one.

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90. Friends are worth sharing a doghouse with.

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91. It's no wonder that Andy gave Kelly such a romantic card. I can't compete with her. That girl can sing, and dance, and gets all of her clothes at the mall. And I feel like such a fool for thinking that Andy was only going after one girl, cause Andy Bernard is a playboy. And, why shouldn't he be? He's got it all.

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92. Yeah, I guess Andy never liked Kelly. How about that?

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93. Sure does! Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier, your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan, and your food dehydrator.

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94. Oh!

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95. Ooh, spooky. But why?

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96. I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Jr.

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97. Affirmed. Seattle Slew. Secretariat. Citation. Assault. Count Fleet. Rollaway. War Admiral. Omaha. Gallant Fox... And... I know this. Uh... The jockey was Johnny Loftus. Sired by Star Shoot.

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98. Um, stimulate the nipples.

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99. Okay, uh, the second one is walk around. We're already doing the opposite of that. Perfect. Okay, number three, eat spicy foods.

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100. There's nothing in it.

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