Dwight Schrute Quotes from The Office (page 76)

Assistant to the Regional Manager, beet farmer, volunteer sheriff's deputy.

Catchphrases: Assistant to the Regional Manager · Schrute Farms · Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. · Beets

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1. Good old Mose.

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2. Oh, great. He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. Fantastic. He just pulled off a Braut Entfuhrung.

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3. A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub and when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. Ah, all right! Oh Mose.

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4. Right. Which one is that?

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5. Yes, it is! I am here for my bride!

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6. Very well! Drinks on me! Bartender! Oh.

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7. I heard you bought a bar, Kevin.

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8. Why did you pick this place?

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9. You? You did this as a prank. My own Bestich Mensch.

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10. Waste of a good hatchet.

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11. I heard you say 'well' the first time.

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12. It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job.

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13. No really. You were terrible at math and organization, time management, personal hygiene. Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw our your computer.

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14. That's it.

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15. I missed you Kevin.

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16. Ohh.

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17. You've had your drink. Now where is my bride?

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18. Mose! What..ooh, Mose.

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19. No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk.

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20. With today's modern surveillance technology we are in a constant state of being watched weather it's our government or the government of other countries a.k.a. Google. You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were.

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21. You kidding? I was born ready.

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22. Oh, no. What?

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23. Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing.

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24. Not' significant is a big word'

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25. I think you're only a teeny'

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26. Jim.

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27. Michael. I can't believe you came.

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28. Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming. Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. They'll be used for seating. Complimentary hay hooks are placed alone the aisles. Just stab 'em on in there.

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29. Everybody!

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30. Good night.

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31. Good evening.

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32. Hey guys.

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33. Aww, J, P and D. The Three Amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? What is that meaningful look?

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34. No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired!

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35. Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best I can do one month for every year you've been here. That's the max.

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36. Woah. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay'in my barn.

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37. Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So' have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So'yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.

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