Assistant to the Regional Manager: Every Line from The Office

Dwight

I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.

Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 108

Michael

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 109

Dwight

Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 142

Michael

Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.

Season 1 · Episode 1 · Quote 143

Dwight

I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?

Season 1 · Episode 4 · Quote 896

Michael

Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.

Season 1 · Episode 4 · Quote 897

Dwight

And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1267

Dwight

In your office? You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager.

Season 1 · Episode 5 · Quote 1489

Jim

So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1683

Dwight

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Season 1 · Episode 6 · Quote 1684

Dwight

As Assistant Regional Manager...

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3639

Dwight

... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Quote 3668

Michael

And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 2 · Episode 6 · Quote 4116

Dwight

Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.

Season 2 · Episode 12 · Quote 6071

Dwight

Uh, yes you are. I'm Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 2 · Episode 17 · Quote 7728

Dwight

Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.

Season 2 · Episode 20 · Quote 8620

Dwight

Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 3 · Episode 2 · Quote 9698

Dwight

Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin.

Season 3 · Episode 2 · Quote 9794

Michael

All right. Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I... am assistant regional manager.

Season 3 · Episode 3 · Quote 10175

Dwight

Assistant to the regional manager. Thank you Michael, for staying on. I really appreciate it.

Season 3 · Episode 3 · Quote 10176

Dwight

Uh,... my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me.

Season 3 · Episode 7 · Quote 11404

Dwight

Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced. Dwight Schrute. Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11599

Dwight

Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?

Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11631

Dwight

I had to make Andy my number two. It's political, complicated, you wouldn't understand. I want you... to be Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16732

Dwight

Well, in a sense. Although, publicly I am going to retain the Assistant Regional Manager position.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16734

Dwight

I wanted to thank you... for helping me, when you held the title, Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager. You served the office with great dignity.

Season 3 · Episode 23 · Quote 16900

Jim

Oh, that's because at first it was a made up position for Dwight, just to make him feel better, assistant to the regional manager. But then he lost that, and Michael gave it to me.

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28419

Charles Miner

So you're the assistant to the regional manager?

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28420

Jim

Assistant regional manager, yeah.

Season 5 · Episode 18 · Quote 28421

Jim

Oh, I know this guy. Hello! Mr. 'Soo-ven-yay.' Mr. 'Jacques Soo-ven-yay.' Nice to meet you. It says here you're French. So you worked at your last job for 15 years as Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45541

Dwight

Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45542

Jim

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45543

Dwight

Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45544

Dwight

Assistant Regional Manager.

Season 7 · Episode 24 · Quote 45546

Darryl

Andy made me his consigliere. Which means Assistant Regional Manager. I guess he thought I'd be into The Godfather 'cause I'm black. Wrong! I'm into The Godfather 'cause I'm a cinephile. I like Scarface 'cause I'm black.

Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53212

Darryl

Since Andy promoted me to assistant regional manager, I've been trying to step my game up, you know, be more productive. In fact, you know what? Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites while we're here. Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.

Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53341

Andy

You now, Darryl, this is textbook assistant regional manager stuff here, and I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting. I'm coming up with all the ideas here.

Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53508

Jim

Yeah. Not the easiest day to be assistant regional manager.

Season 9 · Episode 3 · Quote 53514

Dwight

I've worked here for 12 years. I won salesman of the year. I'm an Assistant to the Regional Manager.

Season 9 · Episode 13 · Quote 56220

Dwight

Assistant regional manager.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58772

Jim

I'll tell you what I could accept is assistant to the regional manager. That is a real job and one I'd be proud to take.

Season 9 · Episode 21 · Quote 58775

Dwight

Behind every great regional manager is a great assistant to the regional manager, and I have chosen one of the best.

Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 58917

Jim

Obviously, the assistant to the regional manager.

Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 58988

Jim

But what about the assistant assistant to the regional manager?

Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 58990

Jim

Today we will be testing candidates for the position of assistant to the assistant to the regional manager.

Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 59025

Jim

The new assistant to the assistant to the regional manager is Dwight K. Schrute.

Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 59119

Dwight

Jim! I need my assistant to the regional manager. Code red.

Season 9 · Episode 22 · Quote 59299