Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.
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Dwight
You have everything?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32087
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Isabel
Hmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32088
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Dwight
Cell phone? Charger?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32089
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Isabel
Yeah. So you sure you don't want breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32090
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Dwight
It really is. I'm not hungry. I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep. And besides, I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her wedding. She needs you Isabel.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32091
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Isabel
That's really sweet, Dwight. So I'll see you at the wedding?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32092
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Dwight
You know it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32093
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Isabel
K.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32094
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Dwight
Okay, get out of here.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32095
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Isabel
Bye.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32096
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Dwight
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32097
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Michael
Hey, good morning. It's about damn time. I haven't gone to the bathroom in a day and a half. Oh my God, Dwight. This room is a pit.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32098
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Dwight
Really? I hadn't noticed. Too busy knocking boots.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32099
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Michael
How can you eat like that?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32100
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Dwight
I'm ravenous after a night of love making. You?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32101
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Michael
Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm not going to make a pig out of myself.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32102
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Dwight
Hey, what was she like?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32103
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Michael
She was cute. You know? She was hot. She was very hot. She made love like a tiger.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32104
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Dwight
Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32105
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Michael
She was from Europe.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32106
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Dwight
No kidding.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32107
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Michael
Uh-huh.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32108
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Dwight
I bet she had hairy armpits.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32109
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32110
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Dwight
Isabel was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32111
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Michael
Wait a second. You're not into her? Are you kidding me?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32112
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Dwight
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32113
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Michael
She's Pam's best friend. You guys could double date. Swap maybe?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32114
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Dwight
Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32115
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Michael
No... you're crazy.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32116
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Dwight
Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32117
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Michael
She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32118
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Dwight
You should ask her out.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32119
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Michael
I already have my European girlfriend.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32120
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Stanley
If your hat hits me in the face one more time--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32121
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Phyllis
That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32122
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Angela
Oh my God.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32123
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Oscar
Oh...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32124
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Kevin
Oscar. Angela.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32125
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Erin
Are you in a lot of pain?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32126
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Andy
Oh cause of last night? No way. Reports have been exaggerated. Weddings make me very emotional. I um--I just have that side to me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32127
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Erin
People say you cry all the time.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32128
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Andy
Well that's not--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32129
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Meredith
Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32130
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Andy
I wasn't telling you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32131
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Meredith
Is there still something there?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32132
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Andy
Excuse me?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32133
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Meredith
It didn't get torn off?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32134
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Andy
No, it didn't--nothing got torn off. Who told you that?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32135
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Jim
I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32136
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Erin
If you want to sit on this-- I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis. Make it softer.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32137
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Andy
It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32138
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Michael
Oh, here we go. They asked for cash, but you know... I give them cash every week, so-- how much cash does a person need? I have taken it upon myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32139
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Dwight
I got them a set of turtle boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32140
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Penny
Is it zipping over your belly? Don't squish the baby.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32141
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Pam
Thank you weirdo.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32142
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Pam's Mom
everybody see Kristie's stupid blonde extensions? It's like they were made from a plastic broom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32143
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Pam
Okay, here I come.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32144
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Pam's Mom
Oh darling! You look beautiful.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32145
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Pam
Thanks mom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32146
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Pam's Mom
Oh, I hope he deserves you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32147
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Pam
He does.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32148
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Pam's Mom
Are you sure? Remember you don't have to do this. You don't.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32149
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Penny
Mom, you're totally projecting. You're being a drag.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32150
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Pam
Yes. Thank you, mom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32151
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Isabel
Hey, I'm going to go outside and talk to Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32152
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Pam
Okay great. Yeah, I'll see you in a second. Wait, what? Oh! Oh no!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32153
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Jim
Hey!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32154
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Pam
Can you come here please?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32155
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Jim
Is this allowed?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32156
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Pam
No. No, but I'm allowing it. Just come here.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32157
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Dwight
That was an intelligent comment.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32158
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Isabel
Hello stranger. How do I look?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32159
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Dwight
Oh. Fine. Isabel, nice to see you. What do you want?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32160
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Isabel
Um... nothing. Anymore.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32161
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Dwight
So, uh tell me again the difference between Filene's and Filene's basement.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32162
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Michael
Hey, hey... He's not sitting with me either. Where are you sitting? You need a seat buddy?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32163
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Isabel
I'm standing. I'm a bridesmaid.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32164
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Michael
Oh, I wish I was a bridesmaid. Where am I gonna go?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32165
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Pam
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32166
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Jim
Wow. You look--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32167
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Pam
Terrible.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32168
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Jim
So beautiful. Hey--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32169
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Pam
My veil tore. I knew when we were getting married and I'm five months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32170
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Jim
Hey. You look just as I imagined you would. Pam, you're so pretty.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32171
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32172
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Jim
And who cares? It's a stupid veil, right?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32173
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Pam
No, this was the one thing I was supposed to be able to control, was this veil and--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32174
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Jim
There. Now we're even.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32175
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Pam
Everyone's driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. And my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend. This is supposed to be our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32176
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Phyllis
I think Pam ran away because she knew deep down she wouldn't be a good wife.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32177
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Angela
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32178
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Oscar
What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32179
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Kevin
I'm trying to decide if I have time to pee.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32180
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Oscar
How long do you take to pee?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32181
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Kevin
The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32182
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Michael
Hey. Hi. Do you--would you have a snack in your purse? You're a mom. I just figured you might have--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32183
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Pam's Mom
Oh, yeah--[hands Michael a snack]
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32184
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Michael
Oh! Eww... apricot. Do you have any of the Very Berry or Ocean Splash or--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32185
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Pam's Mom
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32186