Every line from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.
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Dwight
You have everything?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32087
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Isabel
Hmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32088
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Dwight
Cell phone? Charger?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32089
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Isabel
Yeah. So you sure you don't want breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32090
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Dwight
It really is. I'm not hungry. I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep. And besides, I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her wedding. She needs you Isabel.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32091
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Isabel
That's really sweet, Dwight. So I'll see you at the wedding?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32092
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Dwight
You know it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32093
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Isabel
K.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32094
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Dwight
Okay, get out of here.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32095
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Isabel
Bye.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32096
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Dwight
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32097
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Michael
Hey, good morning. It's about damn time. I haven't gone to the bathroom in a day and a half. Oh my God, Dwight. This room is a pit.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32098
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Dwight
Really? I hadn't noticed. Too busy knocking boots.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32099
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Michael
How can you eat like that?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32100
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Dwight
I'm ravenous after a night of love making. You?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32101
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Michael
Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm not going to make a pig out of myself.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32102
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Dwight
Hey, what was she like?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32103
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Michael
She was cute. You know? She was hot. She was very hot. She made love like a tiger.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32104
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Dwight
Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32105
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Michael
She was from Europe.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32106
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Dwight
No kidding.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32107
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Michael
Uh-huh.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32108
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Dwight
I bet she had hairy armpits.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32109
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32110
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Dwight
Isabel was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32111
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Michael
Wait a second. You're not into her? Are you kidding me?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32112
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Dwight
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32113
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Michael
She's Pam's best friend. You guys could double date. Swap maybe?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32114
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Dwight
Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32115
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Michael
No... you're crazy.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32116
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Dwight
Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32117
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Michael
She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32118
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Dwight
You should ask her out.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32119
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Michael
I already have my European girlfriend.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32120
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Stanley
If your hat hits me in the face one more time--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32121
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Phyllis
That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32122
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Angela
Oh my God.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32123
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Oscar
Oh...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32124
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Kevin
Oscar. Angela.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32125
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Erin
Are you in a lot of pain?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32126
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Andy
Oh cause of last night? No way. Reports have been exaggerated. Weddings make me very emotional. I um--I just have that side to me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32127
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Erin
People say you cry all the time.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32128
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Andy
Well that's not--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32129
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Meredith
Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32130
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Andy
I wasn't telling you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32131
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Meredith
Is there still something there?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32132
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Andy
Excuse me?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32133
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Meredith
It didn't get torn off?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32134
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Andy
No, it didn't--nothing got torn off. Who told you that?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32135
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Jim
I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32136
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Erin
If you want to sit on this-- I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis. Make it softer.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32137
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Andy
It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32138
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Michael
Oh, here we go. They asked for cash, but you know... I give them cash every week, so-- how much cash does a person need? I have taken it upon myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32139
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Dwight
I got them a set of turtle boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32140
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Penny
Is it zipping over your belly? Don't squish the baby.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32141
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Pam
Thank you weirdo.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32142
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Pam's Mom
everybody see Kristie's stupid blonde extensions? It's like they were made from a plastic broom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32143
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Pam
Okay, here I come.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32144
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Pam's Mom
Oh darling! You look beautiful.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32145
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Pam
Thanks mom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32146
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Pam's Mom
Oh, I hope he deserves you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32147
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Pam
He does.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32148
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Pam's Mom
Are you sure? Remember you don't have to do this. You don't.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32149
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Penny
Mom, you're totally projecting. You're being a drag.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32150
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Pam
Yes. Thank you, mom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32151
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Isabel
Hey, I'm going to go outside and talk to Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32152
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Pam
Okay great. Yeah, I'll see you in a second. Wait, what? Oh! Oh no!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32153
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Jim
Hey!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32154
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Pam
Can you come here please?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32155
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Jim
Is this allowed?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32156
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Pam
No. No, but I'm allowing it. Just come here.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32157
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Dwight
That was an intelligent comment.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32158
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Isabel
Hello stranger. How do I look?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32159
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Dwight
Oh. Fine. Isabel, nice to see you. What do you want?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32160
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Isabel
Um... nothing. Anymore.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32161
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Dwight
So, uh tell me again the difference between Filene's and Filene's basement.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32162
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Michael
Hey, hey... He's not sitting with me either. Where are you sitting? You need a seat buddy?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32163
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Isabel
I'm standing. I'm a bridesmaid.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32164
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Michael
Oh, I wish I was a bridesmaid. Where am I gonna go?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32165
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Pam
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32166
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Jim
Wow. You look--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32167
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Pam
Terrible.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32168
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Jim
So beautiful. Hey--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32169
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Pam
My veil tore. I knew when we were getting married and I'm five months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32170
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Jim
Hey. You look just as I imagined you would. Pam, you're so pretty.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32171
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32172
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Jim
And who cares? It's a stupid veil, right?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32173
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Pam
No, this was the one thing I was supposed to be able to control, was this veil and--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32174
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Jim
There. Now we're even.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32175
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Pam
Everyone's driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. And my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend. This is supposed to be our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32176
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Phyllis
I think Pam ran away because she knew deep down she wouldn't be a good wife.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32177
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Angela
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32178
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Oscar
What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32179
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Kevin
I'm trying to decide if I have time to pee.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32180
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Oscar
How long do you take to pee?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32181
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Kevin
The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32182
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Michael
Hey. Hi. Do you--would you have a snack in your purse? You're a mom. I just figured you might have--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32183
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Pam's Mom
Oh, yeah--[hands Michael a snack]
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32184
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Michael
Oh! Eww... apricot. Do you have any of the Very Berry or Ocean Splash or--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32185
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Pam's Mom
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32186