"Niagara" Quotes (page 5)

Every line from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.

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  1. Dwight

    You have everything?

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  2. Isabel

    Hmm-hmm.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32088

  3. Dwight

    Cell phone? Charger?

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  4. Isabel

    Yeah. So you sure you don't want breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day.

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  5. Dwight

    It really is. I'm not hungry. I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep. And besides, I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her wedding. She needs you Isabel.

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  6. Isabel

    That's really sweet, Dwight. So I'll see you at the wedding?

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  7. Dwight

    You know it.

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  8. Isabel

    K.

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  9. Dwight

    Okay, get out of here.

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  10. Isabel

    Bye.

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  11. Dwight

    Okay.

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  12. Michael

    Hey, good morning. It's about damn time. I haven't gone to the bathroom in a day and a half. Oh my God, Dwight. This room is a pit.

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  13. Dwight

    Really? I hadn't noticed. Too busy knocking boots.

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  14. Michael

    How can you eat like that?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32100

  15. Dwight

    I'm ravenous after a night of love making. You?

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  16. Michael

    Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm not going to make a pig out of myself.

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  17. Dwight

    Hey, what was she like?

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  18. Michael

    She was cute. You know? She was hot. She was very hot. She made love like a tiger.

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  19. Dwight

    Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?

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  20. Michael

    She was from Europe.

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  21. Dwight

    No kidding.

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  22. Michael

    Uh-huh.

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  23. Dwight

    I bet she had hairy armpits.

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  24. Michael

    No.

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  25. Dwight

    Isabel was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.

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  26. Michael

    Wait a second. You're not into her? Are you kidding me?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32112

  27. Dwight

    No.

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  28. Michael

    She's Pam's best friend. You guys could double date. Swap maybe?

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  29. Dwight

    Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.

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  30. Michael

    No... you're crazy.

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  31. Dwight

    Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.

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  32. Michael

    She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--

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  33. Dwight

    You should ask her out.

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  34. Michael

    I already have my European girlfriend.

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  35. Stanley

    If your hat hits me in the face one more time--

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  36. Phyllis

    That's funny. Your wife loved this hat the last time she saw it.

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  37. Angela

    Oh my God.

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  38. Oscar

    Oh...

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  39. Kevin

    Oscar. Angela.

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  40. Erin

    Are you in a lot of pain?

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  41. Andy

    Oh cause of last night? No way. Reports have been exaggerated. Weddings make me very emotional. I um--I just have that side to me.

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  42. Erin

    People say you cry all the time.

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  43. Andy

    Well that's not--

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  44. Meredith

    Crotch injuries are the worst. You don't need to tell me.

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  45. Andy

    I wasn't telling you.

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  46. Meredith

    Is there still something there?

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  47. Andy

    Excuse me?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32133

  48. Meredith

    It didn't get torn off?

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  49. Andy

    No, it didn't--nothing got torn off. Who told you that?

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  50. Jim

    I may have told some people that. I'm nervous. I'm about to get married.

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  51. Erin

    If you want to sit on this-- I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis. Make it softer.

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  52. Andy

    It was my scrotum. Um, and it was. Thank you.

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  53. Michael

    Oh, here we go. They asked for cash, but you know... I give them cash every week, so-- how much cash does a person need? I have taken it upon myself to do something a little more special. I have painted a portrait of the two of them from memory. And I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.

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  54. Dwight

    I got them a set of turtle boiling pots, a shell hammer and bibs.

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  55. Penny

    Is it zipping over your belly? Don't squish the baby.

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  56. Pam

    Thank you weirdo.

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  57. Pam's Mom

    everybody see Kristie's stupid blonde extensions? It's like they were made from a plastic broom.

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  58. Pam

    Okay, here I come.

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  59. Pam's Mom

    Oh darling! You look beautiful.

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  60. Pam

    Thanks mom.

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  61. Pam's Mom

    Oh, I hope he deserves you.

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  62. Pam

    He does.

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  63. Pam's Mom

    Are you sure? Remember you don't have to do this. You don't.

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  64. Penny

    Mom, you're totally projecting. You're being a drag.

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  65. Pam

    Yes. Thank you, mom.

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  66. Isabel

    Hey, I'm going to go outside and talk to Dwight.

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  67. Pam

    Okay great. Yeah, I'll see you in a second. Wait, what? Oh! Oh no!

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  68. Jim

    Hey!

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  69. Pam

    Can you come here please?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32155

  70. Jim

    Is this allowed?

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  71. Pam

    No. No, but I'm allowing it. Just come here.

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  72. Dwight

    That was an intelligent comment.

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  73. Isabel

    Hello stranger. How do I look?

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  74. Dwight

    Oh. Fine. Isabel, nice to see you. What do you want?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32160

  75. Isabel

    Um... nothing. Anymore.

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  76. Dwight

    So, uh tell me again the difference between Filene's and Filene's basement.

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  77. Michael

    Hey, hey... He's not sitting with me either. Where are you sitting? You need a seat buddy?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32163

  78. Isabel

    I'm standing. I'm a bridesmaid.

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  79. Michael

    Oh, I wish I was a bridesmaid. Where am I gonna go?

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  80. Pam

    Hey.

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  81. Jim

    Wow. You look--

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  82. Pam

    Terrible.

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  83. Jim

    So beautiful. Hey--

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  84. Pam

    My veil tore. I knew when we were getting married and I'm five months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels--

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  85. Jim

    Hey. You look just as I imagined you would. Pam, you're so pretty.

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  86. Pam

    Thank you.

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  87. Jim

    And who cares? It's a stupid veil, right?

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  88. Pam

    No, this was the one thing I was supposed to be able to control, was this veil and--

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  89. Jim

    There. Now we're even.

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  90. Pam

    Everyone's driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. And my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend. This is supposed to be our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?

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  91. Phyllis

    I think Pam ran away because she knew deep down she wouldn't be a good wife.

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  92. Angela

    Yes.

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  93. Oscar

    What are you doing?

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  94. Kevin

    I'm trying to decide if I have time to pee.

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  95. Oscar

    How long do you take to pee?

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  96. Kevin

    The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.

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  97. Michael

    Hey. Hi. Do you--would you have a snack in your purse? You're a mom. I just figured you might have--

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  98. Pam's Mom

    Oh, yeah--[hands Michael a snack]

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  99. Michael

    Oh! Eww... apricot. Do you have any of the Very Berry or Ocean Splash or--

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  100. Pam's Mom

    No.

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