Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.
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Angela
Are you sure?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31987
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31988
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Angela
It'll be fun.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31989
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Pam
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31990
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Michael
What are you wearing?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31991
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Dwight
What? It's a casual, social outfit.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31992
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Michael
Looks like you're going to a fish fry, Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31993
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Dwight
No. They're howling at the moon. It's suggestive to women because of the howling during sex.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31994
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Michael
Ok. That's not appropriate. Uncool. Uncool, Dwight. Ok. Ok. Come on. Let's go.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31995
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Kevin
It's a good idea.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31996
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Oscar
It's not a good idea. There's no such thing as a good hairpiece.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31997
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Kevin
Yeah. But that's easy enough for you to say, Oscar. You have that thick, beautiful, Chicano hair. So nice.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31998
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Dwight
I'm just worried about the farm, ya know? Mose hates to geld the horses by himself.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31999
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Michael
Dwight, Dwight. Shut up about the farm. It's not relatable. Nobody owns a farm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32000
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Isabel
Wait. You're worried about your horses? That's cool. How many horses do you have?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32001
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Dwight
Nine and three-quarters.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32002
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Dwight
I invented a device called 'Burger on the Go'. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall's considering it. Hammacher Schlemer is still considering it. Sears said, 'No'.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32003
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Michael
Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up. I ball the entire time. I can not watch Pixar.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32004
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Dwight
Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32005
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32006
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Dwight
Drop this one. Abort.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32007
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Michael
Why?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32008
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Dwight
I found twins.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32009
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Michael
Oh, my God. Twins. I'm sorry. You understand. Nice to meet you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32010
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Dwight
Aren't they magnificent?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32011
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Michael
They're men, Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32012
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Dwight
I love finding a good set of twins.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32013
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Michael
Something is wrong with you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32014
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Erin
Go Meredith. Nice moves.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32015
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Andy
You call that a robot? Try being more robotic, ok? Like this.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32016
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Kelly
Lame! What else you got, Andy?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32017
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Andy
How about a little bit of this.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32018
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Erin
Oh yeah. What else you got?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32019
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Kevin
What else you got?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32020
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Andy
Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbin? Because I feel like a banana split. Woo!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32021
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Erin
What else you got?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32022
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Kevin
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. Pam's here. Pam?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32023
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Andy
I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on my car keys in my pocket.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32024
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Pam
What?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32025
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Andy
I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to the hospital.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32026
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Pam
Andy, I am getting married in 8 hours.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32027
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Andy
Everyone else is too drunk. Just don't let me die here.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32028
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Pam
Hey, hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32029
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32030
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Pam
He tore his scrotum dancing.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32031
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32032
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Pam
He is in my room icing his balls.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32033
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32034
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Pam
Please stop saying what. Can you take him?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32035
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Jim
Look, I would so take him in any other circumstance, but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32036
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Pam
Your brothers took you out drinking?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32037
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Jim
Uh...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32038
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Michael
Is that Pam? Hey, have her come out! Have her come out! It would be like Coyote Ugly.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32039
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Pam
That's Michael. You're out with Michael?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32040
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Jim
And Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32041
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Dwight
Hey-O!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32042
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Jim
Pam, it just happened.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32043
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Pam
Okay, fine. I'll take him.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32044
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Jim
I love you. Okay, I gotta--I gotta go!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32045
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Michael
I love you!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32046
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Pam
Are you pushing me off the phone?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32047
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Jim
No. Let's talk for a long time.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32048
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Pam
Goodbye.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32049
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Michael
Mmm! It's after midnight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32050
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Michael and Dwight
You're married. He's married!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32051
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Dwight
Congratulations.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32052
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Jim
That's not how that works.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32053
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Dwight
Oh my goodness.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32054
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Michael
Oh my God. You're not going to be able to talk back.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32055
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Dwight
You'll have Pam to answer to.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32056
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Michael
She'll be sitting home saying, 'Jim... take the baby to the zoo cause I want to sit at home and eat bon-bons.' 'And... and clip my toenails.'
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32057
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Dwight
Jim... hey why don't you braid my hair. I want to watch TV.'
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32058
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Michael
Now you sound like Kermit.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32059
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Andy
Are you sure this is the right way?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32060
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Pam
Nope. I, like you, have never been here before.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32061
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Andy
Well, at least slow down a little bit because every little bump in the road is major pain on... my scrotum.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32062
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Pam
Look, I'm not the one who asked you to do a split when you've never done one before.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32063
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Andy
I was trying to liven things up a little bit. I was kinda doing your job so--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32064
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Pam
My job? My job is to get married in the morning. That's my job.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32065
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Andy
Well it's also to make sure that we have a great time at your stupid wedding, so--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32066
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Andy
Ow, ow!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32067
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Andy
I spent the night with the bride the night before the wedding. Ah yeah. She stepped on my hand on her way to the bathroom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32068
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Pam
Andy, did I dream that you were crying through the night?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32069
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Andy
No. No that was real.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32070
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Michael
Why don't you take a picture. It'll last longer. God. Can't I get a little privacy?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32071
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Hotel Employee
Good morning. How can I help you?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32072
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Kevin
I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned at polished, but they haven't been returned yet.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32073
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Hotel Employee
You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32074
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Kevin
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32075
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Hotel Employee
Sir. It's the man with the shoes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32076
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Hotel Manager
Mr. Malone. Your shoes are gone.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32077
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Kevin
They were stolen?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32078
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Hotel Manager
No. Destroyed.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32079
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Kevin
What?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32080
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Hotel Manager
The bag was opened by our shoe shine and the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32081
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Kevin
But that was my only pair of shoes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32082
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Hotel Manager
It became a safety issue, sir.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32083
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Kevin
Well... well damn-it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32084
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Hotel Employee
I can offer you a complimentary breakfast.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32085
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Kevin
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 32086