Every line from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.
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Michael
Oh... okay. Were you saving it?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32187
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Pam's Mom
Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. I was just--I've had a very rough weekend.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32188
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Michael
I'm sorry. Ugh. Apricot. Made of real apes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32189
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Erin
Do you think they canceled the wedding?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32190
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Angela
Relax. You'll get your shot at Jim. Those two treat the whole office like a 1970's key party.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32191
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Michael
my weekend was bad so far.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32192
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Pam's Mom
Oh--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32193
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Michael
I came here hoping to meet somebody. You know, as you do at weddings. End up going to sleep by the vending machine. It was loud, but it was warm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32194
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Pam's Mom
Oh that sounds awful.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32195
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Michael
And... and the love of my life is dating somebody else.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32196
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Pam's Mom
Oh--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32197
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Michael
It is a terrible year for love.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32198
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Pam's Mom
Yeah. Guess it is.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32199
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Michael
I'm thinking about having my sperm frozen.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32200
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Tom Halpert
Excuse me, are you Michael Scott?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32201
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Michael
Um, yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32202
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Tom
Heard you might have a whoopee cushion on you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32203
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Pete Halpert
Sisters in the can and we totally want to get her when she comes back.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32204
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Michael
Oh, wow. That sounds hilarious. I do actually. There you go. Use it in good health.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32205
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Tom and Pete
Yes!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32206
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Meredith
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What is the etiquette on taking the gifts? Can you only take your own back or is it a whatever you can carry type of thing?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32207
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Stanley
Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32208
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Kevin
Oh, oh, does it have slots for hot dogs?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32209
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Stanley
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32210
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Kevin
Who would want it?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32211
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Oscar
Guys, maybe we should wait a little more time before we start grabbing boxes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32212
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Dwight
Toby.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32213
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Toby
What?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32214
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Dwight
I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against Jim for making us wait for over an hour.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32215
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Toby
[sighs]
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32216
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Dwight
Crap. Come here you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32217
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Toby
Well I guess this weddings not going to happen. I wonder if this is it for them.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32218
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Pam's dad
Hey. What happened?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32219
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Ryan
Where were you guys? Do you know how long I've been waiting here?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32220
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Jim
Well we are here now, so let's just--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32221
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Michael
Yes! Yes! I have so much joy... in my heart... right now. How do I look?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32222
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Jim
You look great.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32223
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Pam
You look great.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32224
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Tom
Wear a tie much?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32225
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Penny
I begged them not to.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32226
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Pam
Mm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32227
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Penny
I know you specifically put this song on your Do Not Play list.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32228
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Pam
Yes I did.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32229
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Penny
I'm sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32230
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Pam
Go ahead. I think it's your turn.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32231
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Penny
Wait, what happened? You're okay with this?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32232
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Pam
Yeah, I'm okay.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32233
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Penny
Okay then!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32234
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Michael
Hey Pam, did you see this? It was on You Tube.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32235
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Pam
Saw it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32236
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Jim
I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we'd need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 32237
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Kevin
What an awesome party. The best wedding I've ever been too. I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number. This was epic. My Kleenex shoes were a huge conversation piece, but man my dogs are barking. Whoo. My feet were so sweaty I can't even feel the cold. What a lovely hotel.
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