"Niagara" Quotes

Every line from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.

552 quotes · page 1 of 6

  1. Pam

    I'm sorry. You guys have probably noticed my stomach's a little more sensitive lately. So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume... and if your lunch is especially pungent, maybe have it in the break room?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31687

  2. Jim

    We would really appreciate it.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31688

  3. Dwight

    Pam is constantly throwing up because of the pregnancy. If she eats something the fetus doesn't like she is screwed. It's amazing. A three ounce fetus is calling the shots. It's so bad ass.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31689

  4. Pam

    Phyllis, if you could switch to a different soap, just for a month or two? Yours is kind of perfumy.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31690

  5. Phyllis

    Now this is getting ridiculous.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31691

  6. Dwight

    Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I guess I missed the meeting where we all all voted for you to get pregnant. No! I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31692

  7. Meredith

    All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I'm not stopping for anyone.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31693

  8. Pam

    I don't think I'm asking for too much. I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31694

  9. Andy

    Watching people get sick always makes me sick. And... frankly so does talking about it. So... wow...

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31695

  10. Michael

    What do you think? I spent all morning on it.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31696

  11. Jim

    It is really special.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31697

  12. Pam

    Yeah, but aren't you supposed to do that to our... no. It's great.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31698

  13. Michael

    It's just a really important day for me.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31699

  14. Jim

    Well, congrats.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31700

  15. Michael

    Thanks.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31701

  16. Erin

    Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday for a company wedding in Niagara Falls. So, please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great day.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31702

  17. Jim

    Believe it or not, Kevin, fire crackers are in the don't column.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31703

  18. Kevin

    So... you're going to provide them, then?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31704

  19. Jim

    No. This is a fire cracker free wedding.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31705

  20. Kevin

    What the hell?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31706

  21. Dwight

    Come on. You've got to be kidding me.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31707

  22. Pam

    Ok. All of these things are important to remember but the most important thing is no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31708

  23. Jim

    Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people may be offended.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31709

  24. Angela

    Decent people everywhere will get offended.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31710

  25. Pam

    Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31711

  26. Angela

    Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31712

  27. Jim

    That's nice.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31713

  28. Pam

    You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31714

  29. Angela

    Really, Pam...

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31715

  30. Michael

    Yes she does. Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31716

  31. Angela

    Ow! He pinched me!

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31717

  32. Michael

    No.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31718

  33. Pam

    Next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31719

  34. Dwight

    We'll see.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31720

  35. Pam

    Thank you, Dwight.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31721

  36. Jim

    Good-bye.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31722

  37. Pam

    See you later.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31723

  38. Michael

    And, hey, don't embarrass me when we go to Niagara.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31724

  39. Andy

    What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31725

  40. Michael

    Don't. Don't. Don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31726

  41. Andy

    No... I didn't steal your joke.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31727

  42. Michael

    Yes. I said that yesterday.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31728

  43. Dwight

    But you can say that about anything.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31729

  44. Michael

    Dwight...

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31730

  45. Dwight

    What happens in accounting, stays in accounting.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31731

  46. Kevin

    Oh yeah.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31732

  47. Michael

    No. No. No. Please, please. Dwight, that's my joke.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31733

  48. Dwight

    It's easy. That's what I'm saying.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31734

  49. Michael

    This is what I'm talking about. When we leave here and go up to Niagara Falls we are representing Dunder Mifflin, everyone. This is a very important wedding for the branch. The most important wedding until I get married. So, I want you all on your best behavior or so help me, God. So... I will see you up there in Viagra Falls!

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31735

  50. Michael

    Pam and Jim's wedding will be the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31736

  51. Dwight

    I stole the guest list from Jim's desk and I search engined every female on both sides of the family.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31737

  52. Michael

    Get out of here.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31738

  53. Dwight

    Yes.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31739

  54. Michael

    Oh, my God, Dwight.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31740

  55. Dwight

    For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31741

  56. Michael

    There's... a name.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31742

  57. Dwight

    Two years ago she was selling a mountain bike.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31743

  58. Michael

    Oh. Well, tell me about Jocelyn.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31744

  59. Dwight

    Well... she was really into mountain biking but not so much lately.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31745

  60. Michael

    Ok.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31746

  61. Dwight

    She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31747

  62. Michael

    Is that all you have on her?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31748

  63. Dwight

    Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31749

  64. Michael

    You're an idiot.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31750

  65. Kevin

    People don't think of me as one of the sharper dressers in the office... but I'm going ot turn that around at this wedding. I thought, how could I take it to the next level? The hair. It's the hair-- Ok. Ok. I'm going. God.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31751

  66. Andy

    Hey, do one of you guys want to sit up front with me so I have someone to talk to? It's like a five hour drive-ish, you know.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31752

  67. Kelly

    This is so much cooler. We feel like wer're in a limo and you're our driver.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31753

  68. Andy

    Mmm-hmm. Erin?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31754

  69. Erin

    Oh no. That wouldn't be fair to leave Kelly alone in back.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31755

  70. Andy

    Not only is Erin really sweet and cute... she smell's like my mom.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31756

  71. Pam

    Hey, my aunt told me something neat.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31757

  72. Jim

    Yeah?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31758

  73. Pam

    She said everything with the wedding goes by so fast we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31759

  74. Jim

    Oh, wow. That's cool.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31760

  75. Pam

    Yeah.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31761

  76. Jim

    Click. Oh, you blinked. Damn it. Now that's in my brain forever.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31762

  77. Pam

    Oh.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31763

  78. Jim

    Lousy Picture.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31764

  79. Pam

    We should have hired a professional to take our mental pictures.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31765

  80. Michael

    Oh! God! Wow! Oh. I was asleep.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31766

  81. Dwight

    What? No way!

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31767

  82. Michael

    Those glasses are super dark.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31768

  83. Dwight

    Oh. God.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31769

  84. Michael

    Alright. We need some tunes, I think.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31770

  85. Dwight

    You know what? I made you a cd...

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31771

  86. Michael

    You did?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31772

  87. Dwight

    Mmm-hmm.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31773

  88. Michael

    That was nice of you.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31774

  89. Dwight

    This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31775

  90. Michael

    Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31776

  91. Dwight

    You're gonna like this. 'Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. 'What's next?', you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of you're night in heaven--'

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31777

  92. Michael

    Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31778

  93. Dwight

    Yeah. It's practical.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31779

  94. Michael

    No. No. That's not how it works.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31780

  95. Jim

    Niagara Falls used to be, like, a spiritual experience for people. They stayed in tents and it blew their minds. It's really kitchy now, which is a lot of fun.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31781

  96. Front Desk Clerk

    Halpert...

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31782

  97. Jim

    And Beesly. Tonight we're in two seperate rooms and tomorrow night is the honeymoon suite.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31783

  98. Front Desk Clerk

    Great.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31784

  99. Jim

    I know. We're pretty excited, too.

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31785

  100. Pam

    Can we take a look at the suite now?

    Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31786