Every line from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.
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Pam
I'm sorry. You guys have probably noticed my stomach's a little more sensitive lately. So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume... and if your lunch is especially pungent, maybe have it in the break room?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31687
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Jim
We would really appreciate it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31688
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Dwight
Pam is constantly throwing up because of the pregnancy. If she eats something the fetus doesn't like she is screwed. It's amazing. A three ounce fetus is calling the shots. It's so bad ass.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31689
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Pam
Phyllis, if you could switch to a different soap, just for a month or two? Yours is kind of perfumy.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31690
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Phyllis
Now this is getting ridiculous.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31691
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Dwight
Oh, gee, I'm sorry. I guess I missed the meeting where we all all voted for you to get pregnant. No! I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31692
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Meredith
All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I'm not stopping for anyone.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31693
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Pam
I don't think I'm asking for too much. I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31694
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Andy
Watching people get sick always makes me sick. And... frankly so does talking about it. So... wow...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31695
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Michael
What do you think? I spent all morning on it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31696
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Jim
It is really special.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31697
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Pam
Yeah, but aren't you supposed to do that to our... no. It's great.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31698
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Michael
It's just a really important day for me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31699
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Jim
Well, congrats.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31700
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Michael
Thanks.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31701
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Erin
Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday for a company wedding in Niagara Falls. So, please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great day.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31702
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Jim
Believe it or not, Kevin, fire crackers are in the don't column.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31703
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Kevin
So... you're going to provide them, then?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31704
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Jim
No. This is a fire cracker free wedding.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31705
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Kevin
What the hell?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31706
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Dwight
Come on. You've got to be kidding me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31707
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Pam
Ok. All of these things are important to remember but the most important thing is no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31708
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Jim
Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people may be offended.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31709
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Angela
Decent people everywhere will get offended.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31710
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Pam
Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31711
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Angela
Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31712
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Jim
That's nice.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31713
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Pam
You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31714
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Angela
Really, Pam...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31715
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Michael
Yes she does. Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31716
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Angela
Ow! He pinched me!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31717
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31718
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Pam
Next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31719
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Dwight
We'll see.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31720
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Pam
Thank you, Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31721
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Jim
Good-bye.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31722
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Pam
See you later.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31723
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Michael
And, hey, don't embarrass me when we go to Niagara.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31724
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Andy
What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31725
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Michael
Don't. Don't. Don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31726
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Andy
No... I didn't steal your joke.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31727
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Michael
Yes. I said that yesterday.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31728
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Dwight
But you can say that about anything.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31729
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Michael
Dwight...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31730
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Dwight
What happens in accounting, stays in accounting.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31731
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Kevin
Oh yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31732
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Michael
No. No. No. Please, please. Dwight, that's my joke.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31733
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Dwight
It's easy. That's what I'm saying.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31734
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Michael
This is what I'm talking about. When we leave here and go up to Niagara Falls we are representing Dunder Mifflin, everyone. This is a very important wedding for the branch. The most important wedding until I get married. So, I want you all on your best behavior or so help me, God. So... I will see you up there in Viagra Falls!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31735
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Michael
Pam and Jim's wedding will be the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31736
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Dwight
I stole the guest list from Jim's desk and I search engined every female on both sides of the family.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31737
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Michael
Get out of here.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31738
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31739
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Michael
Oh, my God, Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31740
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Dwight
For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31741
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Michael
There's... a name.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31742
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Dwight
Two years ago she was selling a mountain bike.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31743
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Michael
Oh. Well, tell me about Jocelyn.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31744
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Dwight
Well... she was really into mountain biking but not so much lately.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31745
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Michael
Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31746
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Dwight
She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31747
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Michael
Is that all you have on her?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31748
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Dwight
Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31749
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Michael
You're an idiot.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31750
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Kevin
People don't think of me as one of the sharper dressers in the office... but I'm going ot turn that around at this wedding. I thought, how could I take it to the next level? The hair. It's the hair-- Ok. Ok. I'm going. God.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31751
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Andy
Hey, do one of you guys want to sit up front with me so I have someone to talk to? It's like a five hour drive-ish, you know.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31752
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Kelly
This is so much cooler. We feel like wer're in a limo and you're our driver.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31753
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Andy
Mmm-hmm. Erin?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31754
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Erin
Oh no. That wouldn't be fair to leave Kelly alone in back.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31755
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Andy
Not only is Erin really sweet and cute... she smell's like my mom.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31756
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Pam
Hey, my aunt told me something neat.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31757
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Jim
Yeah?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31758
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Pam
She said everything with the wedding goes by so fast we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31759
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Jim
Oh, wow. That's cool.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31760
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31761
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Jim
Click. Oh, you blinked. Damn it. Now that's in my brain forever.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31762
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Pam
Oh.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31763
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Jim
Lousy Picture.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31764
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Pam
We should have hired a professional to take our mental pictures.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31765
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Michael
Oh! God! Wow! Oh. I was asleep.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31766
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Dwight
What? No way!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31767
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Michael
Those glasses are super dark.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31768
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Dwight
Oh. God.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31769
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Michael
Alright. We need some tunes, I think.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31770
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Dwight
You know what? I made you a cd...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31771
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Michael
You did?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31772
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Dwight
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31773
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Michael
That was nice of you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31774
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Dwight
This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31775
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Michael
Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31776
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Dwight
You're gonna like this. 'Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. 'What's next?', you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of you're night in heaven--'
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31777
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Michael
Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31778
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Dwight
Yeah. It's practical.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31779
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Michael
No. No. That's not how it works.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31780
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Jim
Niagara Falls used to be, like, a spiritual experience for people. They stayed in tents and it blew their minds. It's really kitchy now, which is a lot of fun.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31781
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Front Desk Clerk
Halpert...
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31782
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Jim
And Beesly. Tonight we're in two seperate rooms and tomorrow night is the honeymoon suite.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31783
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Front Desk Clerk
Great.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31784
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Jim
I know. We're pretty excited, too.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31785
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Pam
Can we take a look at the suite now?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Line 31786