Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 8, 2009.
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Front Desk Clerk
Oh, I'm sorry. Somebody just checked in.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31787
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Pam
Oh... is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31788
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Front Desk Clerk
Oh, no. Just an individual. That man over there.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31789
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Andy
Hey. I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31790
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Jim
I don't like that.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31791
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Pam
I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31792
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Michael
Hello. Reservation for Michael Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31793
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Front Desk Clerk
One moment while I check.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31794
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Dwight
The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31795
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Michael
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31796
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Front Desk Clerk
I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not seeing you in here. When did you make your reservation?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31797
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Michael
I don't have a reservation but I want a room in the Halpert-Beesly block of rooms.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31798
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Front Desk Clerk
Oh, ok. Unfortunately, sir, the block only applies to the rate. I'm afraid we're all sold out.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31799
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Dwight
Dwight Schrute. I have a reservation. Confirmation number: Romeo. Tango. G7745.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31800
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Front Desk Clerk
Yes. Schrute.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31801
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Dwight
And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31802
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Front Desk Clerk
Sure. No problem.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31803
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Dwight
Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31804
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Front Desk Clerk
Here's your key, Mr. Schrute.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31805
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Michael
Dwight. Dwight, Dwight. I need to stay in your room.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31806
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Dwight
No way. What if I meet someone?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31807
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Michael
I'm staying in your-- Come on, Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31808
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Dwight
No. No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31809
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Michael
I would do the same for you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31810
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Dwight
You would?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31811
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31812
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Dwight
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31813
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Michael
Yes... just go--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31814
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Dwight
Wait a second. Oh. No, no, no. This must be some kind of mistake. This reservation seems to be under an M. Scott. This must be yours.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31815
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Michael
Oh. Thank God.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31816
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Dwight
Oh no. Now that I don't have a room, can I stay with you?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31817
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Michael
Um... no. And you know what? I would say yes but you can't. And I'll tell you why.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31818
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Dwight
Please?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31819
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Michael
If I have a woman up there and things are getting amorous, she's going to get turned off if she looks in he bathroom and sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31820
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Dwight
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31821
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Michael
Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31822
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Dwight
Ok. Ok. A-ha-ha! That was a test. You have failed. For this is my room. You would not share with me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31823
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Michael
I don't have a room?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31824
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Dwight
No you do not.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31825
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Michael
Ok. 'Oooh. You must pass the dungeon wisdom test.'
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31826
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Dwight
It worked.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31827
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Michael
Jerk.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31828
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Michael
When Mary was denied a room at the inn... Jesus was born. When Michael was denied a room at the inn, we don't know what happens because that story hasn't been told yet.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31829
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Stanley
Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31830
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Michael
Hey. Stanley? Can I stay in your room tonight?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31831
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Stanley
Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31832
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Michael
Not in the same bed. In the other bed.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31833
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Stanley
I got one queen size bed.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31834
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Michael
You... are... kidding me.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31835
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Stanley
A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31836
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Michael
I'm not a physics major, Stanley. I'm just saying be careful. Hey, guys. Hey. Could I stay in your room tonight?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31837
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Erin
Oh. Gross.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31838
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Kelly
Blow my brains out.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31839
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Michael
That's rude.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31840
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Toby
Michael, I have one extra twin bed, if you want.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31841
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Michael
You are going to be slepping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you just get used to it.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31842
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Mr. Halpert
So, which one is Pam's grandma?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31843
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Pam
Oh, Meemaw? She's the one in the teal suit. She's the only 80 year old with no smile wrinkles.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31844
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Jim
Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31845
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Mr. Halpert
No.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31846
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Michael
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very conservative. So, mum's the word.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31847
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Jim
Mom, Dad. This is Michael Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31848
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Mr. Halpert
Oh.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31849
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Michael
How ya doin'?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31850
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Mr. Halpert
Hi.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31851
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Michael
Nice to meet you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31852
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Mr. Halpert
Nice to meet you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31853
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Michael
Who's doing a toast? I would like to go third. Sort of bat clean up and--
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31854
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Jim
Michael, I thought we discussed that we would rather you not speak, like, at all. Because it's just going to be blood relatives, I think.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31855
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Michael
[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31856
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Jim
Pretty sure everyone heard that.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31857
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Michael
Didn't move my lips.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31858
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Pam
Hey, Meemaw.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31859
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Meemaw
I wasn't sure about your branch of the family. After I heard about your parent's divorce. But you and Jim are just perfect. God bless you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31860
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Pam
Oh. Thank you... but nobody's perfect.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31861
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Meemaw
Well... I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31862
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Jim
Mr. Beesly. How are ya?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31863
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Mr. Beesly
I'd like you to meet Christy Kelly.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31864
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Jim
Oh. Is this, uh, is this your niece?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31865
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Mr. Beesly
No no. She's my girlfriend. Hey? Can you make room at the head table?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31866
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Dwight
From quarter three to quarter four up 17 percent, while his sales down two percent. It's all in the report.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31867
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Little Girl
Why would they make the bad man a boss if you're so much smarter?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31868
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Dwight
Excellent question. Because while I was busy trying to improve the company and make it a success, Jim... the bad man was busy kissing the boss man's butt.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31869
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Kids
Ewwww!
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31870
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Dwight
That's right. It is ew. It is very ew.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31871
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Pam
Oscar, Kevin, this is my sister, Penny. She's also my maid of honor.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31872
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Oscar
Pleased to meet you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31873
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Penny
I'm sorry, it's Kevin. I thought it was Gil?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31874
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Kevin
She thought I was your boyfriend.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31875
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Oscar
You thought I was dating this? What the hell is wrong with you?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31876
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Pam
Oscar, it was an honest mistake.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31877
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Oscar
Him? Him?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31878
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Kevin
Oscar, I would be proud to date you.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31879
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Penny
I'm sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31880
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Kevin
I'm not gay. I'm Kevin.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31881
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Penny
Nice to meet you, Kevin.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31882
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Kevin
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31883
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Oscar
You owe me and apology.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31884
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Penny
I'm so sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31885
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Kevin
Are you seeing anyone right now?
Season 6 · Episode 4 · Quote 31886