Every line from The Office season 6, episode 16, in script order. First aired March 4, 2010.
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Jim
Well, you're pushing the milk out, right?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35796
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Pam
How does one do that?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35797
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Jim
Wasn't it... It's kinda like a... Like that.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35798
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Pam
Do you want to try it, Jim?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35799
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Jim
I think you're good. Doing a good job.
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Nurse
Somebody buzzed?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35801
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Jim
Oh! Really? Must have sat on it, Pam.
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Pam
I can't tell if she's getting anything. It just doesn't really feel right.
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Nurse
Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. I can take her to the nursery and then bring her back and try again a little bit later.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35804
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Pam
Even if she's not getting anything?
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Nurse
Yeah, she'll be fine. I can always give her a bottle since we're in the nursery.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35806
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Pam
No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35807
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Nurse
Oh, good. You know everything.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35808
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Pam
She's just, she's really tentative about latching, and I just, I want to keep her self-esteem up.
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Nurse
Well, I'll bring her back in a little while and we can try again, okay?
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Jim
Alright.
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Nurse
Alright.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35812
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Jim
It's going to be alright.
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Pam
Maybe it'll be good because then she can like socialize with the other babies.
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Jim
Ha ha. No, yeah, that will be good.
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Erin
You wanted to see me?
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Michael
What would you say, if I told you that I was about to change your life?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35817
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Erin
Oh, boy! ... What's that sound?
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Kevin
Ta-da!
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Michael
I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35820
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Kevin
Yes!
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35821
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Erin
I don't know what to say.
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Kevin
Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me.
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Michael
Okay, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to let the cookies cool before you pop 'em in your mouth. Why don't you guys get to know each other? Maybe have lunch together?
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Kevin
Erin, would you have lunch with me?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35825
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Erin
Okay.
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Michael
Good!
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Kevin
Yes!
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Erin
Michael, could I talk to you privately?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35829
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Michael
Sure. Kevin, please leave.
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Kevin
Bye.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35831
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Michael
Bye.
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Erin
I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy.
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Michael
Okay. This is going to kill Kevin.
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Erin
I'm sure he'll be fine.
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Michael
I'm not so sure. Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally, he has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was seventeen. Had some problems, blah blah blah.
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Erin
Really?
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Michael
No, Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart. But he is very sensitive. And it won't kill Erin just to go and have lunch with him in the break room like I promised him... I bet his heart is enlarged, though.
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Erin
I don't want anyone to die.
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Michael
Just don't let him sit on you... I'm kidding. You'll have fun. It'll be good. It'll be good. There he is. Go to him.
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Kevin
Hi.
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Erin
Hi.
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Kevin
She touched my shoulder.
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Nurse
Hey, guys. We're short on rooms, so this is Dale and Kathy.
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Jim
Oh, hi.
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Kathy
Hi.
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Dale
Hi, so sorry.
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Jim
Careful... Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35848
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Pam
I know.
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Jim
You see that? I'm pretty sure she's... Hi.
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Erin
Did you grow up around here?
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Kevin
No.
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Erin
So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35853
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Kevin
Yes.
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Andy
Why was I hiding behind the plant? Ha, well, in college, I took a botony class, and there was lots of drama in that class. Uh, kids would gossip about me, so I would eavesdrop on them by hiding behind different plants in the botony class. And then, uh, they would say things like 'Oh, this guy's going to fail this class,' or, 'What's this guy doing spying on us from behind plants?' And then I would jump out of them and confront them, and be like, 'Oh, you think all I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Busted.' ... Oh, the reason? The reason I was hiding behind that plant in this situation was that I thought that Erin and Kevin were kind of hitting it off, and... I was jealous.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35855
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Hospital employee
Uh, hi, Pam Halpert?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35856
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Pam
Yes?
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Hospital employee
Hi. I'm Clark. Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35858
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Pam
Um, yeah, that would be great.
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Jim
Yup. Really great. When's she available?
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Clark
Actually, uh, I'm the consultant. Got milk? Ha ha. Alright, let's see what we're working with.
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Pam
So, uh, biggest thing, besides not being able to get her to latch...
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Clark
I'll get that for you.
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Pam
Oh, thank you. Is that um, I can't tell if I'm really producing. I don't know if she's getting anything.
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Clark
Okay. Let me feel here.
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Pam
Okay.
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Clark
Yeah, it's quite full. Why don't you put your hand on top of my hand.
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Pam
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35868
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Clark
When you're feeding, you want to press in like this, make your hand in a C. Uh, does that hurt?
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Pam
No, I mean, it feels... pressure.
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Clark
Okay.
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Jim
Are you sure it doesn't hurt?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35872
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Pam
No. It just feels like pressure.
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Clark
Okay, well. Feel how I'm flicking the nipple? Like that?
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Jim
Yup.
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Clark
Stimulate it.
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Jim
Yeah.
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Clark
Alright, so you just want to do that, and that will, uh...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35878
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Jim
Perfect.
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Clark
And you can just... The baby should grab on to that.
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Jim
I think she will.
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Pam
Okay. So, I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. I'm not sure if...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35882
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Jim
We'll figure it out.
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Clark
It doesn't... Why don't you bring your baby over here... She's beautiful.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35884
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Pam
Okay. Aw, thank you.
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Clark
Yes, congratulations.
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Jim
Thank you.
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Clark
Well, you're doing a good job. Just stay relaxed, and I'll come back in a bit to check on you. Okay?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35888
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Pam
Okay.
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Jim
Please do.
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Pam
Oh, shoot.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35891
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35892
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Pam
Shoot, she fell off.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35893
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Jim
Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.
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Pam
Will you just, will you grab Clark real quick?
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