"The Delivery" Quotes (page 5)

Every line from The Office season 6, episode 16, in script order. First aired March 4, 2010.

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  1. Jim

    Well, you're pushing the milk out, right?

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  2. Pam

    How does one do that?

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  3. Jim

    Wasn't it... It's kinda like a... Like that.

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  4. Pam

    Do you want to try it, Jim?

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  5. Jim

    I think you're good. Doing a good job.

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  6. Nurse

    Somebody buzzed?

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  7. Jim

    Oh! Really? Must have sat on it, Pam.

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  8. Pam

    I can't tell if she's getting anything. It just doesn't really feel right.

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  9. Nurse

    Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. I can take her to the nursery and then bring her back and try again a little bit later.

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  10. Pam

    Even if she's not getting anything?

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  11. Nurse

    Yeah, she'll be fine. I can always give her a bottle since we're in the nursery.

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  12. Pam

    No. I read in the book about nipple confusion.

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  13. Nurse

    Oh, good. You know everything.

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  14. Pam

    She's just, she's really tentative about latching, and I just, I want to keep her self-esteem up.

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  15. Nurse

    Well, I'll bring her back in a little while and we can try again, okay?

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  16. Jim

    Alright.

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  17. Nurse

    Alright.

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  18. Jim

    It's going to be alright.

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  19. Pam

    Maybe it'll be good because then she can like socialize with the other babies.

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  20. Jim

    Ha ha. No, yeah, that will be good.

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  21. Erin

    You wanted to see me?

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  22. Michael

    What would you say, if I told you that I was about to change your life?

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  23. Erin

    Oh, boy! ... What's that sound?

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  24. Kevin

    Ta-da!

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  25. Michael

    I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.

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  26. Kevin

    Yes!

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  27. Erin

    I don't know what to say.

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  28. Kevin

    Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me.

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  29. Michael

    Okay, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to let the cookies cool before you pop 'em in your mouth. Why don't you guys get to know each other? Maybe have lunch together?

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  30. Kevin

    Erin, would you have lunch with me?

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  31. Erin

    Okay.

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  32. Michael

    Good!

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  33. Kevin

    Yes!

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  34. Erin

    Michael, could I talk to you privately?

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  35. Michael

    Sure. Kevin, please leave.

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  36. Kevin

    Bye.

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  37. Michael

    Bye.

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  38. Erin

    I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy.

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  39. Michael

    Okay. This is going to kill Kevin.

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  40. Erin

    I'm sure he'll be fine.

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  41. Michael

    I'm not so sure. Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally, he has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was seventeen. Had some problems, blah blah blah.

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  42. Erin

    Really?

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  43. Michael

    No, Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart. But he is very sensitive. And it won't kill Erin just to go and have lunch with him in the break room like I promised him... I bet his heart is enlarged, though.

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  44. Erin

    I don't want anyone to die.

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  45. Michael

    Just don't let him sit on you... I'm kidding. You'll have fun. It'll be good. It'll be good. There he is. Go to him.

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  46. Kevin

    Hi.

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  47. Erin

    Hi.

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  48. Kevin

    She touched my shoulder.

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  49. Nurse

    Hey, guys. We're short on rooms, so this is Dale and Kathy.

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  50. Jim

    Oh, hi.

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  51. Kathy

    Hi.

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  52. Dale

    Hi, so sorry.

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  53. Jim

    Careful... Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there.

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  54. Pam

    I know.

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  55. Jim

    You see that? I'm pretty sure she's... Hi.

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  56. Erin

    Did you grow up around here?

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  57. Kevin

    No.

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  58. Erin

    So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?

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  59. Kevin

    Yes.

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  60. Andy

    Why was I hiding behind the plant? Ha, well, in college, I took a botony class, and there was lots of drama in that class. Uh, kids would gossip about me, so I would eavesdrop on them by hiding behind different plants in the botony class. And then, uh, they would say things like 'Oh, this guy's going to fail this class,' or, 'What's this guy doing spying on us from behind plants?' And then I would jump out of them and confront them, and be like, 'Oh, you think all I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Busted.' ... Oh, the reason? The reason I was hiding behind that plant in this situation was that I thought that Erin and Kevin were kind of hitting it off, and... I was jealous.

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  61. Hospital employee

    Uh, hi, Pam Halpert?

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  62. Pam

    Yes?

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  63. Hospital employee

    Hi. I'm Clark. Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant.

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  64. Pam

    Um, yeah, that would be great.

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  65. Jim

    Yup. Really great. When's she available?

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  66. Clark

    Actually, uh, I'm the consultant. Got milk? Ha ha. Alright, let's see what we're working with.

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  67. Pam

    So, uh, biggest thing, besides not being able to get her to latch...

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  68. Clark

    I'll get that for you.

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  69. Pam

    Oh, thank you. Is that um, I can't tell if I'm really producing. I don't know if she's getting anything.

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  70. Clark

    Okay. Let me feel here.

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  71. Pam

    Okay.

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  72. Clark

    Yeah, it's quite full. Why don't you put your hand on top of my hand.

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  73. Pam

    Okay.

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  74. Clark

    When you're feeding, you want to press in like this, make your hand in a C. Uh, does that hurt?

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  75. Pam

    No, I mean, it feels... pressure.

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  76. Clark

    Okay.

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  77. Jim

    Are you sure it doesn't hurt?

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  78. Pam

    No. It just feels like pressure.

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  79. Clark

    Okay, well. Feel how I'm flicking the nipple? Like that?

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  80. Jim

    Yup.

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  81. Clark

    Stimulate it.

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  82. Jim

    Yeah.

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  83. Clark

    Alright, so you just want to do that, and that will, uh...

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  84. Jim

    Perfect.

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  85. Clark

    And you can just... The baby should grab on to that.

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  86. Jim

    I think she will.

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  87. Pam

    Okay. So, I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. I'm not sure if...

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  88. Jim

    We'll figure it out.

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  89. Clark

    It doesn't... Why don't you bring your baby over here... She's beautiful.

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  90. Pam

    Okay. Aw, thank you.

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  91. Clark

    Yes, congratulations.

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  92. Jim

    Thank you.

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  93. Clark

    Well, you're doing a good job. Just stay relaxed, and I'll come back in a bit to check on you. Okay?

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  94. Pam

    Okay.

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  95. Jim

    Please do.

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  96. Pam

    Oh, shoot.

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  97. Jim

    What?

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  98. Pam

    Shoot, she fell off.

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  99. Jim

    Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.

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  100. Pam

    Will you just, will you grab Clark real quick?

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