Every line from The Office season 6, episode 16, in script order. First aired March 4, 2010.
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Jim
No need. I saw him do it. I can try it.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Line 35896
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Pam
Um, Jim, please, please, please, I think it'd be weird if you did it.
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Jim
Okay, I'll just go get the other guy.
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Dwight
Hey, what's up, kid?
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Angela
Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I've prepared for you?
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Dwight
Nothing left to do except dot the I's, the J's, and the umlauts. Why don't you meet me here at exactly mid-late afternoon?
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Angela
I look forward to it.
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Dwight
Very well.
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Angela
Goodbye.
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Pam
Jim, Jim, get her.
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Jim
Hmm?
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Pam
Get the baby. Get her. Come on.
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Jim
Okay. Sshh. I know.
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Pam
I got her. Okay. Okay. Okay... Jim! She latched! She latched.
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Jim
That's amazing.
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Pam
Oh, my God. I didn't even have to do the 'C thing.'
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Jim
That's awesome.
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Pam
Aw, we're doing it.
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Jim
that's great.
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Pam
We're really parents now.
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Jim
Mm-hmm.
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Michael
Kevin. Erin would like a few words with you.
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Erin
Hey.
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Kevin
Hi.
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Erin
I have really enjoyed our time together.
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Kevin
Yeah, me too.
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Erin
I want to continue working on our friendship.
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Kevin
Really, really fun.
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Erin
Because I think our friendship could be a really cool thing.
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Kevin
Yeah, me too.
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Erin
And, you're my friend.
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Kevin
Yeah.
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Erin
And I hope that I'm your friend... And, maybe...
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Kevin
Yeah.
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Michael
Oh, my God, this is agonizing. Look, Kevin, do you really think that you could have dated Erin?
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Kevin
You said she liked me.
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Michael
Okay, even if someone told you that, you should know that that could never be possible, Kevin. And I'm surprised that you didn't question me in the first place.
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Kevin
I've dumped better than Erin.
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Michael
No.
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Kevin
Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael.
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Michael
Lynn was as hot as Erin.
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Kevin
Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan, and they were so much hotter than you.
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Michael
This isn't about me, and that is debatable. And I have a personality, where as you... Yes, Andy?
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Andy
Ow.
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Michael
Kev... Nice. Going.
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Erin
Well...
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Isabelle
Knock knock.
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Pam
Oh, hey, Isabelle.
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Jim
Hey.
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Isabelle
Hey. Pam, she's gorgeous. Can I hold her?
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Pam
Yes. She was a little fussy earlier, but she's totally quieted down. Here, let me just, uh, let me just burp her. I don't want her to spit up on you. Come here, sweety... Oh, my God! Wrong baby!
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Jim
What?
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Pam
Wrong baby! This is not our baby! Sshh.
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Jim
Okay, okay.
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Pam
Oh, my gosh.
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Kathy
Oh,has she been fussing long?
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Pam
No, not at all.
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Jim
Perfect.
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Kathy
I was out like a light... Oh, she's not hungry...
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Nurse
How's it going?
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Pam
Well, I feel like she needs to eat, but she won't latch on, which is weird, because the other baby di...
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Jim
Ha ha ha.
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Nurse
Bottles are fine. A lot of babies grow up using bottles. So are you excited to bring your baby home?
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Jim
We definitely are. At 3:00, right? You said we could stay until 3:00?
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Nurse
Yeah, you can. It's 2:35.
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Jim
Half hour.
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Nurse
Twenty five minutes. And you're all set with the car seat?
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Jim
Yes, car seat's right there.
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Nurse
That bottom part needs to go in the car.
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Jim
Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car.
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Nurse
Ha ha, be back in twenty five minutes.
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Jim
Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be... Can we get a late checkout? I don't... I don't think she heard me.
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Isabelle
Hello? Dwight? What, what are you doing here?
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Dwight
Isabelle. Hello... Yeah, the uh, kitchen was disgusting, so...
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Isabelle
Wow, ha. New cabinets.
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Dwight
Yup.
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Isabelle
All I did was bring macaroni and cheese... Where's the fridge?
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Dwight
Oh, it's... In the backyard. I'll take this.
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Isabelle
Oh... Well, I'll let you get back to it.
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Dwight
Hey, listen. I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning. You know, just for fun.
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Isabelle
Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too.
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Dwight
Are they now? Ha ha, how some people spend their money, right? Ha ha.
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Isabelle
Yeah...
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Dwight
Alright. I'll call you, kid.
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Isabelle
Do that.
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Jim
Are you really sure we should be leaving?
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Hospital employee
Yeah.
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Jim
But you hear the baby crying, right?
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Hospital employee
Mm-hmm... Where's your car?
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Jim
Uh, it's in the lot.
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Hospital employee
Oh, a lot of fathers bring their car around.
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Jim
Right, okay. Yes, that would be the smart thing to do. Uh, Pam, I will be right back.
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Pam
Okay, please hurry.
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Andy
Erin, uh, I need you to send this fax immediately. It's really important, so I'm going to stand here and wait for the confirmation.
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Erin
Okay, good.
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Andy
The fax says 'Erin, will you have dinner with me?' from Andy, and the number is our office fax number.
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Erin
It's busy. Why don't I keep trying, and then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit?
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Andy
Sorry, that's unacceptable. I need you to send it immediately, or you're fired.
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Erin
You can't talk to me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. I've been having a tough day today.
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Andy
Oh, God, no. I'm... Just read the fax.
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