Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 16, in script order. First aired March 4, 2010.
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Jim
No need. I saw him do it. I can try it.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35896
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Pam
Um, Jim, please, please, please, I think it'd be weird if you did it.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35897
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Jim
Okay, I'll just go get the other guy.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35898
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Dwight
Hey, what's up, kid?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35899
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Angela
Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I've prepared for you?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35900
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Dwight
Nothing left to do except dot the I's, the J's, and the umlauts. Why don't you meet me here at exactly mid-late afternoon?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35901
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Angela
I look forward to it.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35902
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Dwight
Very well.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35903
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Angela
Goodbye.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35904
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Pam
Jim, Jim, get her.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35905
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Jim
Hmm?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35906
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Pam
Get the baby. Get her. Come on.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35907
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Jim
Okay. Sshh. I know.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35908
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Pam
I got her. Okay. Okay. Okay... Jim! She latched! She latched.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35909
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Jim
That's amazing.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35910
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Pam
Oh, my God. I didn't even have to do the 'C thing.'
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35911
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Jim
That's awesome.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35912
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Pam
Aw, we're doing it.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35913
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Jim
that's great.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35914
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Pam
We're really parents now.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35915
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Jim
Mm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35916
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Michael
Kevin. Erin would like a few words with you.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35917
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Erin
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35918
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Kevin
Hi.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35919
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Erin
I have really enjoyed our time together.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35920
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Kevin
Yeah, me too.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35921
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Erin
I want to continue working on our friendship.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35922
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Kevin
Really, really fun.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35923
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Erin
Because I think our friendship could be a really cool thing.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35924
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Kevin
Yeah, me too.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35925
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Erin
And, you're my friend.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35926
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35927
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Erin
And I hope that I'm your friend... And, maybe...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35928
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35929
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Michael
Oh, my God, this is agonizing. Look, Kevin, do you really think that you could have dated Erin?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35930
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Kevin
You said she liked me.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35931
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Michael
Okay, even if someone told you that, you should know that that could never be possible, Kevin. And I'm surprised that you didn't question me in the first place.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35932
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Kevin
I've dumped better than Erin.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35933
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Michael
No.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35934
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Kevin
Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35935
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Michael
Lynn was as hot as Erin.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35936
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Kevin
Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan, and they were so much hotter than you.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35937
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Michael
This isn't about me, and that is debatable. And I have a personality, where as you... Yes, Andy?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35938
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Andy
Ow.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35939
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Michael
Kev... Nice. Going.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35940
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Erin
Well...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35941
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Isabelle
Knock knock.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35942
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Pam
Oh, hey, Isabelle.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35943
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Jim
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35944
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Isabelle
Hey. Pam, she's gorgeous. Can I hold her?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35945
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Pam
Yes. She was a little fussy earlier, but she's totally quieted down. Here, let me just, uh, let me just burp her. I don't want her to spit up on you. Come here, sweety... Oh, my God! Wrong baby!
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35946
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35947
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Pam
Wrong baby! This is not our baby! Sshh.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35948
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Jim
Okay, okay.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35949
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Pam
Oh, my gosh.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35950
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Kathy
Oh,has she been fussing long?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35951
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Pam
No, not at all.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35952
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Jim
Perfect.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35953
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Kathy
I was out like a light... Oh, she's not hungry...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35954
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Nurse
How's it going?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35955
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Pam
Well, I feel like she needs to eat, but she won't latch on, which is weird, because the other baby di...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35956
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Jim
Ha ha ha.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35957
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Nurse
Bottles are fine. A lot of babies grow up using bottles. So are you excited to bring your baby home?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35958
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Jim
We definitely are. At 3:00, right? You said we could stay until 3:00?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35959
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Nurse
Yeah, you can. It's 2:35.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35960
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Jim
Half hour.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35961
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Nurse
Twenty five minutes. And you're all set with the car seat?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35962
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Jim
Yes, car seat's right there.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35963
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Nurse
That bottom part needs to go in the car.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35964
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Jim
Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35965
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Nurse
Ha ha, be back in twenty five minutes.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35966
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Jim
Or it could be a half hour, if you need it to be... Can we get a late checkout? I don't... I don't think she heard me.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35967
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Isabelle
Hello? Dwight? What, what are you doing here?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35968
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Dwight
Isabelle. Hello... Yeah, the uh, kitchen was disgusting, so...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35969
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Isabelle
Wow, ha. New cabinets.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35970
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Dwight
Yup.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35971
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Isabelle
All I did was bring macaroni and cheese... Where's the fridge?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35972
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Dwight
Oh, it's... In the backyard. I'll take this.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35973
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Isabelle
Oh... Well, I'll let you get back to it.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35974
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Dwight
Hey, listen. I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning. You know, just for fun.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35975
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Isabelle
Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35976
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Dwight
Are they now? Ha ha, how some people spend their money, right? Ha ha.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35977
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Isabelle
Yeah...
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35978
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Dwight
Alright. I'll call you, kid.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35979
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Isabelle
Do that.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35980
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Jim
Are you really sure we should be leaving?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35981
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Hospital employee
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35982
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Jim
But you hear the baby crying, right?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35983
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Hospital employee
Mm-hmm... Where's your car?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35984
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Jim
Uh, it's in the lot.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35985
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Hospital employee
Oh, a lot of fathers bring their car around.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35986
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Jim
Right, okay. Yes, that would be the smart thing to do. Uh, Pam, I will be right back.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35987
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Pam
Okay, please hurry.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35988
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Andy
Erin, uh, I need you to send this fax immediately. It's really important, so I'm going to stand here and wait for the confirmation.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35989
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Erin
Okay, good.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35990
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Andy
The fax says 'Erin, will you have dinner with me?' from Andy, and the number is our office fax number.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35991
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Erin
It's busy. Why don't I keep trying, and then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit?
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35992
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Andy
Sorry, that's unacceptable. I need you to send it immediately, or you're fired.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35993
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Erin
You can't talk to me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. I've been having a tough day today.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35994
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Andy
Oh, God, no. I'm... Just read the fax.
Season 6 · Episode 16 · Quote 35995