"Launch Party" Quotes (page 6)

Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 11, 2007.

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Andy

I'll call you back.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18647
Angela

I have to go clean up after the party.

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Michael

What a horrible day.

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Dwight

Blah.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18650
Michael

Bluh.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18651
Dwight

Uhh.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18652
Michael

Well, I need to get the horrible taste of this pizza out of my mouth. I'd really like some sushi. I was hoping that I would have New York style sushi today. And you know what?

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Dwight

What?

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Michael

I'm going to get it.

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Dwight

Coopers has calamari.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18656
Michael

Uh-uh, no, there is only one place where they authentic New York style sushi.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18657
Dwight

Tokyo?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18658
Michael

New York. Wanna go?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18659
Dwight

Yes.

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Michael

Alright, you drive.

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Dwight

Okay.

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Dwight

Nice.

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Michael

Here we go.

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Dwight

Woo-hoo.

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Michael

Mmm.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18666
Dwight

Yum.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18667
Bartender

I'm sorry, you guys are going to have to leave.

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Michael

Hey, you know what? Come on, come on, let's go.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18669
Man

Hey, you're the Scranton guy.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18670
Michael

Guilty.

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Man

I liked your statement tonight.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18672
Michael

Oh, thanks. This is the guy that beat the computer.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18673
Man

Oh, very cool. It was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18674
Michael

Yeah.

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Man

See you later.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18676
Dwight

Later on.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18677
Michael

I'm Ryan, and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would, because it didn't work out for me, and I'm very embarrassed. I got egg all over my face.

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Dwight

And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper.

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Michael

I never sold any paper, because I'm an idiot.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18680
Dwight

I started a fire with my cheese pita.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18681
Michael

I made it with my cheese pita.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18682
Dwight

I date Indian girls.

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Michael

I started a fire, I started a fire.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18684
Dwight

Now I've got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and I'm your boss.

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Michael

And I'm hot, I'm so hot. That's why everybody...

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Dwight

I don't get that, I don't understand that.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18687
Michael

Well, it's part of it, it's just the... uhhh.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18688
Michael

Wanna head back?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18689
Dwight

Yeah, let's go.

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Ryan

[steps in front of camera, adjusts jacket, poses, winks]

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18691
Dwight

What?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18692
Jim

Well it's just that you had no hair on Friday.

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Dwight

It's called being a man. You should try it sometime.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18694
Jim

How long have you been a man?

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Dwight

I was born a man, Halpert.

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Jim

That must have been extremely uncomfortable for your mom.

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Dwight

I stopped shaving because my girlfriend broke up with me. Am I in pain? Hell, yeah. But I'll tell you something, I thrive in pain. I love pain. To me, pain is not pain at all. No. It is pure pleasure. And I hate pleasure. Almost as much as I love pain. So, yeah, I'm in pain.

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Andy

What do you think of Angela? There's just something about her. All that strength and steeliness and righteousness all wrapped up tight and shoved into a tiny little delicate frame.

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Andy

No. I will not be playing it 'cool' with Angela. Let me tell you a little story. When I was seventeen, I was waitlisted at my number one school. Even though I was a legacy, and I had like a thousand extra-curriculars, mostly drama, madrigals, barbershop club, I was waitlisted. Did I wait, on that list? No, I did not. I busted into the admissions office and I sang them all the reasons they should admit me to the school. And guess what? I. Got. In. And here's the kicker. That school? Cornell.

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Michael

What's wrong with me?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18701
Pam

Excuse me?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18702
Michael

I want you to look at me and tell me what is wrong with me. Don't avoid this. I know you're dying to say it, so just say it.

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Pam

Sometimes your laziness borders on incompetence.

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Michael

What, no. No. Okay, bags. I have bags under my eyes, Pam. I didn't see it at home, I didn't see it in the bathroom, I didn't see it on any of the city mirrors, but in this light...

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Pam

The city mirrors, or the...?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18706
Michael

The big, free mirrors that the city puts up, on trees and telephone poles? The big round things.

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Pam

The ones for drivers to check their blind spots?

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Michael

Yes. I have bags under my eyes, and I can't go to New York like this! What do I do? What do I do?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18709
Pam

Put cold tea bags on your eyes.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18710
Michael

Really?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18711
Pam

Yeah.

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Michael

That's it?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18713
Pam

Mmhmm.

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Michael

All right! Martha Stewart! You can be Martha Stewart's receptionist! Very good! I will be tea baggin' it. Nn... no.

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Michael

Do I feel badly, that nobody out there was invited to a party that I was invited to? Not at all. Because they have to know that if they work hard and apply themselves, someday, they could be invited to a party like this. Of course, at that point, I will be going to much better parties that they will not be able to get into. What are you gonna do?

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Kevin

I'm a little mad, that I don't get to go to the party in New York. But that's mostly just because we get reimbursed for gas mileage.

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Oscar

I was going to be in New York tonight, to go to the Met, but I had to cancel. Because Angela's party is mandatory.

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Creed

I go to New York all the time, to visit my buddy Frank. He's a mole person.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18719
Meredith

Angela, what kind of music?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18720
Angela

Uh... something cool that Ryan doesn't know about yet.

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Meredith

How am I supposed to know what that is?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18722
Angela

I don't know, but standing here's not going to give you the answer. Go.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18723
Angela

Tonight my party will be broadcast out to five other states. Which means, it will be compared to Denise Stimm's party in Buffalo. Any idiot can defrost a microwavable hors d'oeuvres platter. And Denise proves that with every party she throws. Oh, and Denise? Stop telling people your hair's naturally curly. We all know you get perms.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18724
Kevin

Kidnapping is the asportation of a person against the person's will, so Michael asported him. Have you ever been aspor...

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18725
Oscar

Don't.

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Dwight

Hey. The way I see it, it's getting late, and the only thing standing between you and a warm bed is my friend's pizza discount. So whattaya say? Oh, so that's how it's gonna be. Well, I can stay here all night if I have to. I've done it before.

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Pizza guy

I'm not scared of you.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18728
Kevin

In every good hostage movie, during the part where it gets really tense, and you don't know whether the bad guys are going to let the hostages go free, the cops order pizza.

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Toby

The lady cop acted like she'd never pulled someone over for driving too slow. And I tried to get out of it with the famous Toby Flenderson 10,000 watt smile. It didn't work.

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Toby

Damn it.

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Kelly

Is that traffic school?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18732
Toby

Yeah.

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Kelly

Because we're not supposed to be doing personal stuff at work.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18734
Toby

Yeah.

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Kelly

Because yesterday when I was taking an online quiz about trying to find my ideal weight for my frame, you said that was inappropriate.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18736
Toby

I remember.

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Kelly

Just reiterating what you said to me.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18738
Toby

Thanks Kelly.

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Oscar

You know the octagon sign means stop.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18740
Toby

Colorblind.

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Oscar

An octagon is a shape. You can see shapes, can't you?

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Toby

It's out of context. It's not the same as driving.

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