Every line from The Office season 4, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 11, 2007.
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Michael
I think you're over-thinking it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18547
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Jim
I think you're under-thinking it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18548
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Michael
Yes, is Alfredo there? Can I speak to a manager then? Okay, can you tell the manager that I'm keeping his delivery kid until I get a discount on the eight pizzas I ordered. Yes, I know it is not on the coupon. Also I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas for our...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18549
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Jim
Ransom.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18550
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Michael
Trouble. Okay, alright.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18551
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Jim
What did he say?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18552
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Michael
He said no.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18553
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Jim
So, we should let him go.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18554
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Michael
No, no.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18555
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18556
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Dwight
Listen up kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18557
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Angela
I have to hang these.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18558
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Pizza guy
Why are you looking at her like that?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18559
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Dwight
Hey!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18560
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Kevin
What's going on?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18561
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Jim
Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18562
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Michael
Mister Overdramatic, what's up Kevin?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18563
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Kevin
We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza, from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18564
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Angela
I needed another hour, it could have been done in another hour.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18565
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Meredith
I think it looks good.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18566
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Angela
That's why you're not in charge Meredith.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18567
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Andy
Here you are my dear, one thing made of ice.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18568
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Angela
How did you, um, where did you...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18569
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Dwight
It's just ice, it'll melt all over the floor.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18570
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Angela
Will you help me put it over there?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18571
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Andy
Yes I will.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18572
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Angela
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18573
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Andy
Excuse me.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18574
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Andy
I stole it!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18575
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Oscar
Thank God.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18576
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Pam
Michael, Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes. You just have to wave and introduce yourself.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18577
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Michael
I'll just wave and introduce myself.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18578
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Jim
Hey, quick question. If I take a pizza, do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18579
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Pam
I'm all over it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18580
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18581
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Jim
What have we got here?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18582
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Kevin
Good pizza.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18583
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Jim
Yeah, cheese, or do we have other flavors?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18584
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Kevin
Different stuff.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18585
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Jim
Which one's this? Perfect.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18586
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Jim
Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18587
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Pam
Yeah, enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk mate Dwight.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18588
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Jim
And that's when I knew. You?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18589
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Pam
You came up to my desk, and said, this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18590
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Jim
That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18591
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Pam
Yep.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18592
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Jim
Wow, can we make it a different moment?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18593
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Pam
Nope.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18594
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Manager
Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you want me to start.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18595
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Ryan
And now from my old hometown, Scranton Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18596
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Michael
Hey, I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer, so take thathole.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18597
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Ryan
Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18598
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Pizza guy
If anyone out there is listening, I'm being held here against my will. I'm a minor.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18599
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Angela
Ow! What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18600
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Andy
You said your upper back itched.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18601
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Angela
I didn't ask you to scratch it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18602
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Andy
Look Angela, I know this is weird because we work together, and up until and possibly now I've repulsed you, but I like you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18603
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Angela
I'm not dating you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18604
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Andy
So, Angela is stubborn as a mule, she's giving off fairly strong vibes that she's not interested.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18605
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Dwight
[smiles]
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18606
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Andy
But do I like her or not, because if I like her, then I can't back down.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18607
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Dwight
If you're going number one you've got ten more seconds!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18608
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Michael
Hey, have you seen Jim?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18609
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Kevin
I guess he wanted to get out of here before the cops find out.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18610
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Dwight
Ahh-chaa!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18611
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Michael
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18612
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Dwight
I'm just scaring him. The trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18613
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Pizza guy
I can hear you, man.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18614
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Dwight
Shut up, or I'm going to punch you in the throat!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18615
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Michael
Hey, hey, hey stop it. Stop it now, God. Oh my God, oh my God, no, no, no. I kidnapped a kid.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18616
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Dwight
You had to, what other choice did you have?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18617
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Michael
I could have paid for the pizza.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18618
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Dwight
Well, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18619
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Michael
Oh my God, oh my God.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18620
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Michael
This is Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18621
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Ryan
Hello Michael, this is Ryan, first off thanks for the shout out.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18622
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Michael
You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18623
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Ryan
Why is there a kid on your webcam saying that he's being held against his...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18624
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Michael
Mmm-kay. I want you to go in there, and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip, no more than ten percent.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18625
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Dwight
What will you do?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18626
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Michael
I will open the door.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18627
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18628
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Michael
And hopefully he will walk out, and the rest is out of our hands.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18629
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Dwight
So, I'm paying full price?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18630
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Michael
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18631
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Dwight
Here we go, sixty-five. You know what? There's two more.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18632
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Michael
See ya, drive safely.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18633
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Michael
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18634
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Dwight
Now what?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18635
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Michael
Now we wait, and hopefully nothing happens.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18636
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Dwight
Alright. Oh, I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18637
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Michael
Not now Dwight, please, it's not the time.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18638
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Jim
A toast, better make it good. To avoiding a class two felony charge.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18639
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Pam
Ah-ha.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18640
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Andy
Hello, hey hang on a second. Hello, hang on.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18641
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Andy
If you change your mind, I'll be first in line. Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me let me know, gonna be around. If you got no place to go, if you're feeling down. If your all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best, and that ain't no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me try. Take a chance on me, that's all I ask of you Angela. Take a chance on me.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18642
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Voice #1 on phone
Hey how'd it go?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18643
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Voice #2 on phone
Yeah, what'd she say?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18644
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Andy
I don't know yet, I have to call you back.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18645
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Voice #1 on phone
You have to give us something...
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