Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 11, 2007.
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Michael
I think you're over-thinking it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18547
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Jim
I think you're under-thinking it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18548
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Michael
Yes, is Alfredo there? Can I speak to a manager then? Okay, can you tell the manager that I'm keeping his delivery kid until I get a discount on the eight pizzas I ordered. Yes, I know it is not on the coupon. Also I would like him to throw in two, three pizzas for our...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18549
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Jim
Ransom.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18550
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Michael
Trouble. Okay, alright.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18551
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Jim
What did he say?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18552
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Michael
He said no.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18553
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Jim
So, we should let him go.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18554
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Michael
No, no.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18555
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18556
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Dwight
Listen up kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18557
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Angela
I have to hang these.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18558
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Pizza guy
Why are you looking at her like that?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18559
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Dwight
Hey!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18560
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Kevin
What's going on?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18561
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Jim
Michael just called the pizza place with a list of demands.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18562
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Michael
Mister Overdramatic, what's up Kevin?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18563
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Kevin
We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza, from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18564
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Angela
I needed another hour, it could have been done in another hour.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18565
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Meredith
I think it looks good.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18566
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Angela
That's why you're not in charge Meredith.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18567
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Andy
Here you are my dear, one thing made of ice.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18568
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Angela
How did you, um, where did you...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18569
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Dwight
It's just ice, it'll melt all over the floor.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18570
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Angela
Will you help me put it over there?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18571
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Andy
Yes I will.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18572
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Angela
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18573
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Andy
Excuse me.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18574
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Andy
I stole it!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18575
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Oscar
Thank God.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18576
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Pam
Michael, Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes. You just have to wave and introduce yourself.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18577
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Michael
I'll just wave and introduce myself.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18578
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Jim
Hey, quick question. If I take a pizza, do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18579
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Pam
I'm all over it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18580
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Jim
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18581
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Jim
What have we got here?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18582
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Kevin
Good pizza.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18583
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Jim
Yeah, cheese, or do we have other flavors?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18584
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Kevin
Different stuff.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18585
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Jim
Which one's this? Perfect.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18586
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Jim
Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18587
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Pam
Yeah, enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk mate Dwight.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18588
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Jim
And that's when I knew. You?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18589
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Pam
You came up to my desk, and said, this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18590
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Jim
That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18591
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Pam
Yep.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18592
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Jim
Wow, can we make it a different moment?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18593
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Pam
Nope.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18594
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Manager
Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you want me to start.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18595
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Ryan
And now from my old hometown, Scranton Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18596
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Michael
Hey, I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer, so take thathole.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18597
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Ryan
Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18598
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Pizza guy
If anyone out there is listening, I'm being held here against my will. I'm a minor.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18599
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Angela
Ow! What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18600
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Andy
You said your upper back itched.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18601
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Angela
I didn't ask you to scratch it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18602
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Andy
Look Angela, I know this is weird because we work together, and up until and possibly now I've repulsed you, but I like you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18603
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Angela
I'm not dating you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18604
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Andy
So, Angela is stubborn as a mule, she's giving off fairly strong vibes that she's not interested.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18605
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Dwight
[smiles]
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18606
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Andy
But do I like her or not, because if I like her, then I can't back down.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18607
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Dwight
If you're going number one you've got ten more seconds!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18608
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Michael
Hey, have you seen Jim?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18609
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Kevin
I guess he wanted to get out of here before the cops find out.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18610
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Dwight
Ahh-chaa!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18611
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Michael
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18612
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Dwight
I'm just scaring him. The trick is to make him think you're going to do something to him.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18613
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Pizza guy
I can hear you, man.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18614
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Dwight
Shut up, or I'm going to punch you in the throat!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18615
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Michael
Hey, hey, hey stop it. Stop it now, God. Oh my God, oh my God, no, no, no. I kidnapped a kid.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18616
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Dwight
You had to, what other choice did you have?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18617
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Michael
I could have paid for the pizza.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18618
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Dwight
Well, yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18619
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Michael
Oh my God, oh my God.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18620
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Michael
This is Michael.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18621
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Ryan
Hello Michael, this is Ryan, first off thanks for the shout out.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18622
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Michael
You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18623
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Ryan
Why is there a kid on your webcam saying that he's being held against his...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18624
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Michael
Mmm-kay. I want you to go in there, and pay him for the pizzas, and give him a generous tip, no more than ten percent.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18625
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Dwight
What will you do?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18626
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Michael
I will open the door.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18627
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18628
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Michael
And hopefully he will walk out, and the rest is out of our hands.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18629
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Dwight
So, I'm paying full price?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18630
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Michael
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18631
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Dwight
Here we go, sixty-five. You know what? There's two more.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18632
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Michael
See ya, drive safely.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18633
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Michael
Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18634
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Dwight
Now what?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18635
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Michael
Now we wait, and hopefully nothing happens.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18636
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Dwight
Alright. Oh, I assume I'm going to be reimbursed for the pizzas.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18637
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Michael
Not now Dwight, please, it's not the time.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18638
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Jim
A toast, better make it good. To avoiding a class two felony charge.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18639
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Pam
Ah-ha.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18640
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Andy
Hello, hey hang on a second. Hello, hang on.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18641
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Andy
If you change your mind, I'll be first in line. Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me let me know, gonna be around. If you got no place to go, if you're feeling down. If your all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best, and that ain't no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me try. Take a chance on me, that's all I ask of you Angela. Take a chance on me.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18642
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Voice #1 on phone
Hey how'd it go?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18643
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Voice #2 on phone
Yeah, what'd she say?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18644
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Andy
I don't know yet, I have to call you back.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18645
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Voice #1 on phone
You have to give us something...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18646