Dwight Schrute: “I stopped shaving because my girlfriend broke up with me. Am I in pain? Hell, yeah. But I'll tell…”

Dwight

I stopped shaving because my girlfriend broke up with me. Am I in pain? Hell, yeah. But I'll tell you something, I thrive in pain. I love pain. To me, pain is not pain at all. No. It is pure pleasure. And I hate pleasure. Almost as much as I love pain. So, yeah, I'm in pain.

Dwight Schrute in “Launch Party” · Season 4, episode 3 · Line 18698

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