Every line from The Office season 4, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 11, 2007.
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Michael
Oh yeah, you'd better. You better say good-bye to Pam. Say good-bye to Pam. Byyyyyye. I love you. I love ya Pam... okay. I'm leavin' inside Jim's car, I don't know when I'll be back again. Yes I do. Tomorrow I'll be back. I'll be back. Tomorrow. Um... yeah. So you know what? Why don't you guys take off a little bit early tonight?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18347
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Angela
Because there's a party! A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks.
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Michael
If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster. See you guys tomorrow.
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Dwight
Perfect. So let me just get some basic information from you. Mmmhmm.
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DunMiff/sys
Oh. I didn't realize we could use the leads we stole from Staples.
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Dwight
I'm sorry. Am, so sorry. I... yes. Uh, could you repeat that?
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Dwight
Yesss! Ten reams for the US District Court! Did I happen to mention the forty reams for the battered women's shelter?
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Andy
No !
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Dwight
Huh?!
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Angela
Stop it! Gimme that! Give it!
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Dwight
Did you see the board?
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Angela
There's still an hour.
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Michael
You ever read this?
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Jim
Yep. A long time ago, but, I liked it.
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Michael
Got it for Ryan. Wanted to get him Oh The Places You'll Go, but they were sold out. Figured...
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Jim
Yeah.
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Michael
Same sort of stuff in here.
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Jim
It's not. It's different. But it's a good book.
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Michael
Mmwa. Mmwa.
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Jim
What was that?
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Michael
Leaving Pennsylvania.
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Jim
Oh. Two kisses.
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Michael
One for me one for Jan.
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Jim
Gotcha.
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Michael
You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam. That'd be fun. Friday?
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Jim
That would be fun.
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Michael
Wanna come over Friday?
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Jim
Uhhh. Can't.
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Michael
After work you guys...
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Jim
Oh, no cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close, right?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18376
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Michael
Yes. Actually I will tell you right now. It's a club called Chatroom, and there's a password to get in, which is actually password. So...
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Jim
Mmmkay...
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Michael
What are you doing?
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Jim
Uh, that is an invitation to an online party.
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Michael
No.
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Jim
Yep.
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Michael
No, I'm sure that's not. Na...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18383
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Jim
Are there, uh, three w's at the beginning of the address?
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Michael
Yes.
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Jim
Yep.
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Michael
Well the invitation says VIP's only. Is this how you treat your VIP's, Ryan? We're already in the city. The main part with the buildings. What am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do tonight? And if you tell me, that I have to drive back to Scranton, to the satellite party, I am going to throw up! Okay I'm going to throw up. I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up, Ryan.
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Michael
You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like. This is like when the Freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the Seniors go.
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Michael
Doesn't it just piss you off sometimes that that little twerp got the promotion over us?
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Jim
Oh actually I withdrew from consideration.
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Michael
Yeah. I withdrew too.
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Andy
Four! Three! Two! One!
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Dwight
Yes!
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Andy
Woo!
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Dwight
Woo!
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Andy
After numerous projections that the computer would crush all salesmen in it's path, I am very happy to report that our very own Dwight Schrute has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will, by a whopping fifty-two reams.
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Dwight
Reams. Wait. Say it. Say it again. Announce it again.
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Andy
Fifty-two reams!
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Dwight
No no no the first part.
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Andy
Dwight has defeated the computer.
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Dwight
Hey. So. What do you think? I did it for you.
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Angela
I didn't ask you to do it for me.
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Dwight
You didn't have to.
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Angela
How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?
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Angela
Hello, Pam.
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Pam
Hello.
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Angela
Hey. Do you have any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.
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Pam
Um... uh... I'll get back to you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18408
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Angela
Let me know.
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DunMiff/sys
You beat me. You are the superior being.
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Michael
Alright who wants to party?
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Oscar
Why aren't you in New York?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Line 18412
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Michael
Ohhh, what? Oh I think I faked Oscar out.
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Stanley
You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.
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Michael
I think I faked Stanley out too. Who else thought that I was leaving? And they could all go home early? Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well who needs New York? Right? We can have a killer party right here in Scranton.
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Angela
Thank you.
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Michael
Nope nope nope no. This is going to be nothing like the party you've been planning. This is going to be good and everybody's gonna come. What's wrong with Dwight?
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Andy
He beat the computer.
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Michael
Oh hey! Good for you. Good for you. Scranton power. Alright you know what? Angela I'd like you to come into my office in ten minutes. Bring something to write with and something to write on. Good.
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Michael
This was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive who I cared about. But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.
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Michael
How we doing on time?
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Angela
The party starts in an hour.
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Michael
Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen.
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Angela
Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting?
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Michael
Mmmhmm.
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Angela
Something made of ice?
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Michael
Those are just things. This is how I want it to feel.
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Angela
Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak?
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Michael
I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more important...
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Angela
Chocolates? Someone famous?
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Michael
Yes
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Angela
Cool music.
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Michael
Uh...
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Angela
Confetti.
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Michael
I want it...
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Angela
Go-Go dancers?
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Michael
I want it to embarrass all other parties. I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web-cam and say, 'Wow! How did they get Al Roker to come?'
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Angela
I can't do this.
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Michael
Yes you can.
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Angela
I can't do it.
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Michael
Yes you can. I know you can. I wouldn't say that if I didn't hundred percent believe it. Who else could do this?
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Angels
Okay. Okay.
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Michael
No seriously. Is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we don't have a lot of time. I'll get the pizza!
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Andy
What do you think of Angela?
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Dwight
I think she's efficient.
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Andy
No, not like that, as a woman. W-O-M-A-N.
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