Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 11, 2007.
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Michael
Oh yeah, you'd better. You better say good-bye to Pam. Say good-bye to Pam. Byyyyyye. I love you. I love ya Pam... okay. I'm leavin' inside Jim's car, I don't know when I'll be back again. Yes I do. Tomorrow I'll be back. I'll be back. Tomorrow. Um... yeah. So you know what? Why don't you guys take off a little bit early tonight?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18347
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Angela
Because there's a party! A party for the website I've been planning for two weeks.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18348
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Michael
If you are not this tall, you may not ride the rollercoaster. See you guys tomorrow.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18349
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Dwight
Perfect. So let me just get some basic information from you. Mmmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18350
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DunMiff/sys
Oh. I didn't realize we could use the leads we stole from Staples.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18351
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Dwight
I'm sorry. Am, so sorry. I... yes. Uh, could you repeat that?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18352
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Dwight
Yesss! Ten reams for the US District Court! Did I happen to mention the forty reams for the battered women's shelter?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18353
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Andy
No !
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18354
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Dwight
Huh?!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18355
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Angela
Stop it! Gimme that! Give it!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18356
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Dwight
Did you see the board?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18357
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Angela
There's still an hour.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18358
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Michael
You ever read this?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18359
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Jim
Yep. A long time ago, but, I liked it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18360
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Michael
Got it for Ryan. Wanted to get him Oh The Places You'll Go, but they were sold out. Figured...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18361
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18362
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Michael
Same sort of stuff in here.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18363
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Jim
It's not. It's different. But it's a good book.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18364
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Michael
Mmwa. Mmwa.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18365
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Jim
What was that?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18366
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Michael
Leaving Pennsylvania.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18367
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Jim
Oh. Two kisses.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18368
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Michael
One for me one for Jan.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18369
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Jim
Gotcha.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18370
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Michael
You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam. That'd be fun. Friday?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18371
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Jim
That would be fun.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18372
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Michael
Wanna come over Friday?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18373
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Jim
Uhhh. Can't.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18374
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Michael
After work you guys...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18375
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Jim
Oh, no cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close, right?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18376
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Michael
Yes. Actually I will tell you right now. It's a club called Chatroom, and there's a password to get in, which is actually password. So...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18377
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Jim
Mmmkay...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18378
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Michael
What are you doing?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18379
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Jim
Uh, that is an invitation to an online party.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18380
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Michael
No.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18381
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Jim
Yep.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18382
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Michael
No, I'm sure that's not. Na...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18383
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Jim
Are there, uh, three w's at the beginning of the address?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18384
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Michael
Yes.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18385
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Jim
Yep.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18386
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Michael
Well the invitation says VIP's only. Is this how you treat your VIP's, Ryan? We're already in the city. The main part with the buildings. What am I supposed to do? What do you want me to do tonight? And if you tell me, that I have to drive back to Scranton, to the satellite party, I am going to throw up! Okay I'm going to throw up. I'm throwing up. You're making me throw up, Ryan.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18387
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Michael
You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like. This is like when the Freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the Seniors go.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18388
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Michael
Doesn't it just piss you off sometimes that that little twerp got the promotion over us?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18389
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Jim
Oh actually I withdrew from consideration.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18390
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Michael
Yeah. I withdrew too.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18391
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Andy
Four! Three! Two! One!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18392
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Dwight
Yes!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18393
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Andy
Woo!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18394
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Dwight
Woo!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18395
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Andy
After numerous projections that the computer would crush all salesmen in it's path, I am very happy to report that our very own Dwight Schrute has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will, by a whopping fifty-two reams.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18396
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Dwight
Reams. Wait. Say it. Say it again. Announce it again.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18397
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Andy
Fifty-two reams!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18398
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Dwight
No no no the first part.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18399
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Andy
Dwight has defeated the computer.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18400
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Dwight
Hey. So. What do you think? I did it for you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18401
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Angela
I didn't ask you to do it for me.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18402
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Dwight
You didn't have to.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18403
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Angela
How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18404
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Angela
Hello, Pam.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18405
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Pam
Hello.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18406
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Angela
Hey. Do you have any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18407
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Pam
Um... uh... I'll get back to you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18408
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Angela
Let me know.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18409
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DunMiff/sys
You beat me. You are the superior being.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18410
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Michael
Alright who wants to party?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18411
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Oscar
Why aren't you in New York?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18412
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Michael
Ohhh, what? Oh I think I faked Oscar out.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18413
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Stanley
You said you weren't coming back and we could leave early.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18414
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Michael
I think I faked Stanley out too. Who else thought that I was leaving? And they could all go home early? Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well who needs New York? Right? We can have a killer party right here in Scranton.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18415
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Angela
Thank you.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18416
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Michael
Nope nope nope no. This is going to be nothing like the party you've been planning. This is going to be good and everybody's gonna come. What's wrong with Dwight?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18417
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Andy
He beat the computer.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18418
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Michael
Oh hey! Good for you. Good for you. Scranton power. Alright you know what? Angela I'd like you to come into my office in ten minutes. Bring something to write with and something to write on. Good.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18419
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Michael
This was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive who I cared about. But, you know, I'm not gonna cry over it. I did that in the car on the way home.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18420
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Michael
How we doing on time?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18421
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Angela
The party starts in an hour.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18422
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Michael
Good. These are some things that I would like to have happen.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18423
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Angela
Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Better lighting?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18424
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Michael
Mmmhmm.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18425
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Angela
Something made of ice?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18426
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Michael
Those are just things. This is how I want it to feel.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18427
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Angela
Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18428
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Michael
I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more important...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18429
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Angela
Chocolates? Someone famous?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18430
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Michael
Yes
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18431
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Angela
Cool music.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18432
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Michael
Uh...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18433
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Angela
Confetti.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18434
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Michael
I want it...
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18435
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Angela
Go-Go dancers?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18436
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Michael
I want it to embarrass all other parties. I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web-cam and say, 'Wow! How did they get Al Roker to come?'
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18437
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Angela
I can't do this.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18438
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Michael
Yes you can.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18439
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Angela
I can't do it.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18440
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Michael
Yes you can. I know you can. I wouldn't say that if I didn't hundred percent believe it. Who else could do this?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18441
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Angels
Okay. Okay.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18442
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Michael
No seriously. Is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we don't have a lot of time. I'll get the pizza!
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18443
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Andy
What do you think of Angela?
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18444
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Dwight
I think she's efficient.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18445
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Andy
No, not like that, as a woman. W-O-M-A-N.
Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18446