"Launch Party" Quotes

Every quote from The Office season 4, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 11, 2007.

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Michael

And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable. They're just numbers and boring and blech. So what I was thinking is that maybe we should have some sort of graphic, like if we have a bad quarter, put in a storm cloud? And... when we have a good quarter, fireworks? Or a racecar? Doesn't have to be a racecar. Use your imagination.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18147
Jim

There's this cube on the screen, and it bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away. And we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.

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Pam

I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing! Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it!

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Michael

We have a lot of colored paper here... why oh why do we keep printing this on white?

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Andy

Dah! Come on!

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Michael

Yeah! I know. I know. It's bland.

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Oscar

It's never gonna happen.

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Kevin

Dude, you gotta believe.

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Michael

Maybe, we could have some sort of riddle?

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Jim

Wait for it.

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Michael

Like, something that you have to look for. Sort of a 'Where's Waldo.'

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Everyone

Oh! Yes!

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Michael

Alright. Alright. Let's quit while we're ahead.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18159
Kevin

That was so awesome.

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Michael

That was awesome. Thank you.

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Michael

Some days I am just on fire. What can I say?

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Meredith

Hey... there he is.

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Jim

Hey Meredith, how you feelin'?

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Meredith

I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18165
Jim

Oh, please, it was my pleasure. Well we all came, so...

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18166
Meredith

Well, I really appreciate you coming. I'm singling you ouuuut.

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Jim

Haha...

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18168
Meredith

Anyway, I have this Sharpie...

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18169
Jim

Uh-huh.

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Meredith

And I was wondering if you could sign my cast?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18171
Jim

MmmHmm...

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Meredith

Can you write where I can read it?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18173
Jim

Oh yeah.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18174
Meredith

I'll read this when I get home.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18175
Jim

Alright...

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Pam

Michael? This is the press release I was telling you about. Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18177
Michael

Oh, does he?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18178
Pam

He does.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18179
Michael

Mmmmmm. Okay. Attention. Earthlings. I have some news. Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep. Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an interesting anectdote that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.

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Jim

Whoops. Is that really what Ryan wanted you to tell us?

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Michael

And... today the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website officially launches.

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Michael

Well the website is the brain-child of my brain-child, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild. And, uh, to celebrate it's birth, all of the different branches are going to have satellite parties, which will be connected via web-cams and fibers to the real party, which is going on in New York City at uh, a very exclusive nightclub, and that is where all of the VIP's, including yours truly, will be partying with uh New York City's finest, and I do not mean policemen...

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18183
Michael

The company is projecting record high sales, and that by 6:00 the website will be the new best salesman in the company. Wow! Watch out Dwight.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18184
Dwight

That's ridiculous. I'm not going to be beaten by a website.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18185
Jim

Actually it sounds like you are.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18186
Dwight

Really? 'Cause Ryan says so?

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Kelly

If that's from Ryan, does it mention if he's seeing anybody?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18188
Michael

No. It doesn't. I'll find out tonight.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18189
Stanley

Yes, please let us know.

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Dwight

I can make more sales than a computer. In fact, I challenge that website to make more sales than me today.

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Angela

Waste of time.

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Michael

What's that, pipsqueak?

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Angela

Waste of time. The website's going to win.

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Dwight

You believe a computer can beat me?

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Angela

I don't care, but yes.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18196
Dwight

Well I will prove you wrong.

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Angela

I don't care, and you won't.

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Dwight

We'll see.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18199
Angela

I won't be watching, and I won't.

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Pam

Dwight mercy killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela. Who are both already prone to unpleasantness.

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Phyllis

Stanley, you're dancing!

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18202
Stanley

No I'm not.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18203
Ryan

Yeah. I created a website. Look, at the end of the day, apples apples flying at 30,000 feet. This is a paper company and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.

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Voice of Thomas Dean

I told you I don't want you doing these things in here. You can use your own office or do it in the hall.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18205
Ryan

Convergence. Viral marketing. We're going guerrilla. We're takin' it to the streets while keeping an eye on the street. Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is. Buyin' paper just became fun.

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Andy

And this is where I will record your sales.

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Dwight

Hmm. Very nice. Very nice.

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Andy

And then I will say something positive, like kudos or job well done.

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Jim

Or zipadeedoodaah.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18210
Andy

I can't tell if he's mocking me.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18211
Dwight

Just ignore him.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18212
Andy

Ehh, can't do that. Really hard for me to let things go.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18213
Jim

I was... mocking.

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Andy

Thank you.

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Dwight

I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.

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Andy

Yes like a chime or a bell...

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Jim

Or a gong.

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Dwight

Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18219
Andy

Yes!

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Kevin

Isn't 7 pm a little late for a lunch party?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18221
Angela

Lunch party? It's supposed to say launch party! What is wrong with you?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18222
Phyllis

Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw. So I Googled how to deal with difficult people, and I got all of this. So we're gonna try out some new things today.

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Phyllis

So how do you feel about the fact that the banner says lunch?

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Angela

I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18225
Phyllis

I'm so sorry to hear that, that must be awful.

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Angela

It is awful. You've made this day awful!

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Kevin

Maybe you could just change the U into an A.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18228
Angela

Then it would say lanch party, Kevin. Would it really be better if it said lanch party?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18229
Michael

Ohh, lunch party.

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Angela

It's supposed to say launch!

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18231
Michael

Okay, wow! Easy, booster seat, nobody cares about this party anyway.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18232
Angela

I care!

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Angela

Plan a party, Angela. Oh! And the entire world will see it. Oh! And here's $65.00 for your budget. Oh and here are four idiots who'll do nothing but weigh you down. Oh. And your cat's still dead.

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Andy

Twenty seconds to go time.

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Dwight

Got it. Carb up.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18236
Jim

Really? Power gel?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18237
Dwight

Hey, you wanna win? You gotta fuel like a winner.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18238
Andy

Okay. We start. As soon as I make... this shot. Aaannnddd go!

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Dwight

Uhyeaahhh! Hello, Susan? Dwight Schrute.

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Jim

What would you say if I told you we could pull a prank on Dwight and at the same time not be working?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18241
Dwight

Today I'm prepared to give you 15% off our normal prices.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18242
Jim

What?

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18243
Pam

He's going through a break-up.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18244
Jim

Yeah, I'm aware of that. But he's also being super annoying. And I'm not a perfect person.

Season 4 · Episode 3 · Quote 18245
Andy

Yeah!

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