Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 16, 2006.
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Hannah
When do people work?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11852
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Phyllis
Oh, we find little times during the day.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11853
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Karen
How are we going to get home?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11854
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Phyllis
Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11855
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Karen
Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11856
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Michael
See that? Mission accomplished. Like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes, what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. Jell-o!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11857
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Jan
Michael!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11858
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Michael
Hi, Jan!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11859
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Jan
Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11860
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Michael
I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11861
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Jan
Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11862
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Michael
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11863
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Jan
You do?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11864
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Michael
But do you realize that that was actually Dwight's idea? Bad advice from my Number Two.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11865
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Jan
What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11866
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Michael
What?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11867
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Jan
He's the only one who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11868
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Michael
Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11869
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Michael
So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11870
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Dwight
If he even wants it. It doesn't come with a pay raise.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11871
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Jim
Yeah, it does, actually.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11872
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Dwight
So who will be your new Number Three?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11873
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Michael
Uh... that I have not decided yet.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11874
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Andy
Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11875
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Michael
Thank you, Andy. That's... very kind. Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11876
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Dwight
And I have to say your leadership...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11877
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Michael
Shut it...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11878
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Dwight
has brought...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11879
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Michael
Shut it! That's... suck up!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11880
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Jim
Hey! Where you at, Filippelli?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11881
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Karen
I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11882
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Jim
What's wrong? You didn't have a good first day?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11883
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Karen
Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11884
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Jim
Yeah. Sure. Sounds good. I... . Hey! You know what? Can I give you a call right back?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11885
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Karen
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11886
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Jim
Ok, thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11887
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Karen
Ok.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11888
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Jim
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11889
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Pam
Hey!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11890
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Jim
I thought you had already... left.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11891
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Pam
Uh... no. I just uh had some other stuff I had to do.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11892
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Jim
Oh... Good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11893
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Pam
What's up?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11894
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Jim
Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11895
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Pam
What do you mean?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11896
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Jim
I just think I should tell you that... I've sort of started seeing someone. And uh...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11897
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Pam
Oh. That's totally cool. You can do whatever you want.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11898
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Jim
O..ok. Um..good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11899
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Pam
We're friends. We'll always be friends.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11900
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Jim
Right.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11901
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Pam
It's good to have you back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11902
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Jim
Yeah. Good to be back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11903
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Meredith
Where'd you get that salad?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11904
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Kevin
Staples.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11905
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Andy
Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11906
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Dwight
Uh, try double that. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. Please.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11907
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Andy
Yeah, my Xterra's pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11908
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Dwight
Xterra's not even a real word.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11909
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Andy
Actually, it is. It's Latin for 'earth.'
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11910
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Dwight
Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11911
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11912
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Dwight
That makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic TransAm than an XEarth.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11913
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Andy
Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11914
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Dwight
Well I hope 1985 has a time machine 'cause I drive an 87.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11915
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Andy
Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11916
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Dwight
Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11917
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Andy
Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11918
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Dwight
Idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11919
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Andy
If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a TransAm.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11920
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Dwight
If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11921
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Andy
Idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11922
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Dwight
You're the idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11923
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Andy
Nice comeback!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11924
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Dwight
I was making fun of your comeback! That's why it worked. Totally got the best of that interchange.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11925
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Michael
And this is, don't tell me, Martin... Ne... Ne...Nack.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11926
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Dwight
Nash.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11927
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Michael
Martin Nash. Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11928
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Dwight
Male, age 37...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11929
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Michael
Good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11930
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Dwight
Mocha complexion. Supplier relations. Either caught a fish or was standing next to a man who caught a fish in Key West, Florida.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11931
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Michael
What are you talking about?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11932
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Dwight
It wasn't clear on the Google Image search.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11933
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Michael
All right, just...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11934
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Jim
Hey, Kev. How you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11935
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Kevin
Hey, man. Good. Listen, my M&M's are under the desk if you want any.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11936
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Jim
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11937
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Kevin
Hidden from them.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11938
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Jim
Smart. Good. Hey, Angela.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11939
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Angela
You need a hair cut.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11940
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Jim
Bye, Angela. All right, Kev.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11941
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Kevin
See you later, Jim.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11942
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Jim
See you later.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11943
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Kevin
It's his first day back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11944
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Angela
His hair's flipping out on the sides.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11945
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Kevin
I like it.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11946
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Angela
Oh, my Lord.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11947
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Pam
This is weird with you facing the other way.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11948
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Jim
Yeah, I never even knew that part of the office existed. Hey, who's that guy?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11949
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Pam
That's Stanley Hudson.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11950
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Jim
Huh.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11951