Every line from The Office season 3, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 16, 2006.
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Hannah
When do people work?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11852
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Phyllis
Oh, we find little times during the day.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11853
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Karen
How are we going to get home?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11854
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Phyllis
Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11855
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Karen
Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11856
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Michael
See that? Mission accomplished. Like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes, what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. Jell-o!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11857
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Jan
Michael!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11858
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Michael
Hi, Jan!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11859
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Jan
Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11860
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Michael
I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11861
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Jan
Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11862
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Michael
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11863
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Jan
You do?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11864
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Michael
But do you realize that that was actually Dwight's idea? Bad advice from my Number Two.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11865
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Jan
What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11866
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Michael
What?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11867
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Jan
He's the only one who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11868
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Michael
Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11869
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Michael
So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11870
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Dwight
If he even wants it. It doesn't come with a pay raise.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11871
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Jim
Yeah, it does, actually.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11872
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Dwight
So who will be your new Number Three?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11873
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Michael
Uh... that I have not decided yet.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11874
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Andy
Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11875
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Michael
Thank you, Andy. That's... very kind. Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11876
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Dwight
And I have to say your leadership...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11877
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Michael
Shut it...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11878
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Dwight
has brought...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11879
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Michael
Shut it! That's... suck up!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11880
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Jim
Hey! Where you at, Filippelli?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11881
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Karen
I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11882
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Jim
What's wrong? You didn't have a good first day?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11883
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Karen
Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11884
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Jim
Yeah. Sure. Sounds good. I... . Hey! You know what? Can I give you a call right back?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11885
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Karen
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11886
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Jim
Ok, thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11887
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Karen
Ok.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11888
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Jim
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11889
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Pam
Hey!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11890
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Jim
I thought you had already... left.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11891
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Pam
Uh... no. I just uh had some other stuff I had to do.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11892
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Jim
Oh... Good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11893
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Pam
What's up?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11894
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Jim
Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11895
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Pam
What do you mean?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11896
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Jim
I just think I should tell you that... I've sort of started seeing someone. And uh...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11897
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Pam
Oh. That's totally cool. You can do whatever you want.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11898
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Jim
O..ok. Um..good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11899
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Pam
We're friends. We'll always be friends.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11900
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Jim
Right.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11901
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Pam
It's good to have you back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11902
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Jim
Yeah. Good to be back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11903
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Meredith
Where'd you get that salad?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11904
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Kevin
Staples.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11905
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Andy
Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11906
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Dwight
Uh, try double that. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. Please.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11907
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Andy
Yeah, my Xterra's pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11908
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Dwight
Xterra's not even a real word.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11909
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Andy
Actually, it is. It's Latin for 'earth.'
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11910
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Dwight
Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11911
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11912
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Dwight
That makes sense. I'd rather drive a classic TransAm than an XEarth.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11913
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Andy
Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11914
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Dwight
Well I hope 1985 has a time machine 'cause I drive an 87.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11915
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Andy
Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11916
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Dwight
Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11917
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Andy
Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11918
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Dwight
Idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11919
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Andy
If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a TransAm.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11920
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Dwight
If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11921
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Andy
Idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11922
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Dwight
You're the idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11923
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Andy
Nice comeback!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11924
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Dwight
I was making fun of your comeback! That's why it worked. Totally got the best of that interchange.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11925
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Michael
And this is, don't tell me, Martin... Ne... Ne...Nack.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11926
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Dwight
Nash.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11927
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Michael
Martin Nash. Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11928
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Dwight
Male, age 37...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11929
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Michael
Good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11930
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Dwight
Mocha complexion. Supplier relations. Either caught a fish or was standing next to a man who caught a fish in Key West, Florida.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11931
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Michael
What are you talking about?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11932
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Dwight
It wasn't clear on the Google Image search.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11933
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Michael
All right, just...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11934
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Jim
Hey, Kev. How you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11935
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Kevin
Hey, man. Good. Listen, my M&M's are under the desk if you want any.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11936
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Jim
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11937
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Kevin
Hidden from them.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11938
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Jim
Smart. Good. Hey, Angela.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11939
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Angela
You need a hair cut.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11940
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Jim
Bye, Angela. All right, Kev.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11941
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Kevin
See you later, Jim.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11942
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Jim
See you later.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11943
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Kevin
It's his first day back.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11944
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Angela
His hair's flipping out on the sides.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11945
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Kevin
I like it.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11946
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Angela
Oh, my Lord.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11947
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Pam
This is weird with you facing the other way.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11948
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Jim
Yeah, I never even knew that part of the office existed. Hey, who's that guy?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11949
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Pam
That's Stanley Hudson.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11950
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Jim
Huh.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11951