"The Merger" Quotes (page 6)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 16, 2006.

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  1. Pam

    He's one of our salesmen.

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  2. Jim

    Seems like a nice enough guy.

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  3. Pam

    Oh very.

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  4. Jim

    What about, uh..

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  5. Pam

    Hmm, that is... Janet Fenstermaker.

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  6. Jim

    Really?

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  7. Pam

    You should say hi. Use her full name.

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  8. Jim

    Thank you for all of this. This is so helpful. You know what? One last question. Um, who is that fine older gentleman in the corner?

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  9. Pam

    Uh, that is Creed Bratton. He has four toes and he fought in the Civil war.

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  10. Jim

    For the North.

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  11. Pam

    For both sides. Whoever paid more.

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  12. Jim

    Obviously.

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  13. Pam

    Yeah.

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  14. Ryan

    Hey, uh sorry. Seriously, can you guys... I'm trying to get some work done.

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  15. Jim

    Sorry. Man.

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  16. Ryan

    Thanks.

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  17. Karen

    Hey, nice thermos.

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  18. Meredith

    Hey. That's funny.

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  19. Karen

    Yeah.

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  20. Meredith

    Do you want a little?

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  21. Karen

    Uh no, I'm fine, thank you.

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  22. Meredith

    Okay. If you change your mind, you just let me know, okay?

    Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11973

  23. Karen

    Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.

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  24. Meredith

    That's cool.

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  25. Andy

    Hi, Andy Bernard.

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  26. Kevin

    Kevin Malone.

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  27. Andy

    Nice to meet you.

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  28. Kevin

    What's that on your shirt?

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  29. Andy

    That is a penguin. You like it?

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  30. Kevin

    The Penguin.

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  31. Andy

    Andy, or Andrew.

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  32. Kevin

    Okay, Penguin.

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  33. Michael

    Smiles.

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  34. Andy

    Yeah.

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  35. Michael

    Good, what's funny?

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  36. Kevin

    Michael, have you met the Penguin?

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  37. Michael

    Oh, nicknames, yay! Penguin power.

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  38. Andy

    Ha, that's why I wore this shirt.

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  39. Michael

    Good.

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  40. Michael

    Hey, girls. What's happening? Startinng to blend? Well, before long, you guys keep hanging out, you guys you are gonna share the same menstrual cycle.

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  41. Martin

    [sniffs. Pans to Creed eating his mungbeans.]

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  42. Hannah

    Here you go.

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  43. Meredith

    That was in your way?

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  44. Hannah

    Um

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  45. Meredith

    Sorry.

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  46. Hannah

    Yeah, I mean my stuff's coming over, but umm... is this...is this yours?

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  47. Meredith

    Yes.

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  48. Andy

    Hey Kevin.

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  49. Kevin

    Yeah.

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  50. Andy

    Have you lost weight?

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  51. Kevin

    Well... I... Hey. You've never met me before.

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  52. Andy

    I know, but you just give off the vide of a guy who's getting thinner.

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  53. Kevin

    Well, thanks. I appreciate that.

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  54. Andy

    You're welcome.

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  55. Kevin

    You know who I really like? That guy, Andy.

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  56. Michael

    Can't we all get along? No, we can't. But here's the thing: yes, we can. Well, why not? Because of differeneces. Well, can we overcome these differences? No. Can we find each other and connect with each other in spite of these differences? No, we can't. But, we have to try and that is why I created the Integration Celebration.

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  57. Michael

    I need somebody to pick a card. One of the new people, please? Tony?

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  58. Andy

    I'll do it.

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  59. Michael

    All right. Good. Thank you. Do not look at your card. Now, I've always said that to be a great salesman is to have the ability to connect with people right here. So to be a great salesman is to be a king of hearts. Turn over your card.

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  60. Andy

    King of hearts.

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  61. Dwight

    Very good Michael. Really good.

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  62. Michael

    So I think in order for us all to work together well we must come together as a family and then we can all be a king of hearts.

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  63. Andy

    That was fantastic.

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  64. Dwight

    No, no, it's better than fantastic. It's super perfect.

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  65. Michael

    Dwight, don't, don't be a suck up.

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  66. Michael

    What I want all of you to do is approach one of the new people and tell them the one thing that you like most about them. Who wants to start? Who wants to give it a shot?

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  67. Meredith

    I want to.

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  68. Michael

    Okay Meredith, let's give it a shot.

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  69. Meredith

    I love your complexion. It's like devil's food cake.

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  70. Martin

    Thank you.

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  71. Michael

    Beautiful. Very good, nice.

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  72. Dwight

    It just goes to show you, you play with fire and you are gonna singe your eyebrows. And they do not grow back the same way.

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  73. Andy

    It is inspiring to me to watch you navigate these murky waters.

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  74. Michael

    Okay.

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  75. Dwight

    Bull... Sorry.

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  76. Michael

    We heard it.

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  77. Jim

    Yeah.

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  78. Michael

    We heard what you said. You didn't cover it at all.

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  79. Dwight

    I had a tickle in my throat.

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  80. Michael

    They're gonna have... You can't say that, all right?

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  81. Dwight

    I can't say?

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  82. Michael

    Idiot. Dwight's an idiot! Did you catch that or did... did the cough cover it?

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  83. Dwight

    Sometimes it hurts Michael.

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  84. Michael

    You're a jerk. Dwight's a jerk!

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