Every line from The Office season 3, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 16, 2006.
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Pam
He's one of our salesmen.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11952
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Jim
Seems like a nice enough guy.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11953
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Pam
Oh very.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11954
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Jim
What about, uh..
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11955
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Pam
Hmm, that is... Janet Fenstermaker.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11956
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Jim
Really?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11957
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Pam
You should say hi. Use her full name.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11958
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Jim
Thank you for all of this. This is so helpful. You know what? One last question. Um, who is that fine older gentleman in the corner?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11959
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Pam
Uh, that is Creed Bratton. He has four toes and he fought in the Civil war.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11960
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Jim
For the North.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11961
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Pam
For both sides. Whoever paid more.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11962
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Jim
Obviously.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11963
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11964
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Ryan
Hey, uh sorry. Seriously, can you guys... I'm trying to get some work done.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11965
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Jim
Sorry. Man.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11966
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Ryan
Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11967
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Karen
Hey, nice thermos.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11968
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Meredith
Hey. That's funny.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11969
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Karen
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11970
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Meredith
Do you want a little?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11971
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Karen
Uh no, I'm fine, thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11972
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Meredith
Okay. If you change your mind, you just let me know, okay?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11973
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Karen
Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11974
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Meredith
That's cool.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11975
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Andy
Hi, Andy Bernard.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11976
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Kevin
Kevin Malone.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11977
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Andy
Nice to meet you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11978
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Kevin
What's that on your shirt?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11979
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Andy
That is a penguin. You like it?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11980
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Kevin
The Penguin.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11981
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Andy
Andy, or Andrew.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11982
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Kevin
Okay, Penguin.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11983
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Michael
Smiles.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11984
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11985
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Michael
Good, what's funny?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11986
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Kevin
Michael, have you met the Penguin?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11987
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Michael
Oh, nicknames, yay! Penguin power.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11988
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Andy
Ha, that's why I wore this shirt.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11989
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Michael
Good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11990
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Michael
Hey, girls. What's happening? Startinng to blend? Well, before long, you guys keep hanging out, you guys you are gonna share the same menstrual cycle.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11991
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Martin
[sniffs. Pans to Creed eating his mungbeans.]
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11992
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Hannah
Here you go.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11993
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Meredith
That was in your way?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11994
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Hannah
Um
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11995
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Meredith
Sorry.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11996
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Hannah
Yeah, I mean my stuff's coming over, but umm... is this...is this yours?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11997
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Meredith
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11998
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Andy
Hey Kevin.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11999
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12000
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Andy
Have you lost weight?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12001
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Kevin
Well... I... Hey. You've never met me before.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12002
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Andy
I know, but you just give off the vide of a guy who's getting thinner.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12003
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Kevin
Well, thanks. I appreciate that.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12004
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Andy
You're welcome.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12005
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Kevin
You know who I really like? That guy, Andy.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12006
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Michael
Can't we all get along? No, we can't. But here's the thing: yes, we can. Well, why not? Because of differeneces. Well, can we overcome these differences? No. Can we find each other and connect with each other in spite of these differences? No, we can't. But, we have to try and that is why I created the Integration Celebration.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12007
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Michael
I need somebody to pick a card. One of the new people, please? Tony?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12008
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Andy
I'll do it.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12009
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Michael
All right. Good. Thank you. Do not look at your card. Now, I've always said that to be a great salesman is to have the ability to connect with people right here. So to be a great salesman is to be a king of hearts. Turn over your card.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12010
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Andy
King of hearts.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12011
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Dwight
Very good Michael. Really good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12012
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Michael
So I think in order for us all to work together well we must come together as a family and then we can all be a king of hearts.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12013
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Andy
That was fantastic.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12014
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Dwight
No, no, it's better than fantastic. It's super perfect.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12015
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Michael
Dwight, don't, don't be a suck up.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12016
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Michael
What I want all of you to do is approach one of the new people and tell them the one thing that you like most about them. Who wants to start? Who wants to give it a shot?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12017
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Meredith
I want to.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12018
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Michael
Okay Meredith, let's give it a shot.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12019
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Meredith
I love your complexion. It's like devil's food cake.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12020
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Martin
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12021
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Michael
Beautiful. Very good, nice.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12022
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Dwight
It just goes to show you, you play with fire and you are gonna singe your eyebrows. And they do not grow back the same way.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12023
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Andy
It is inspiring to me to watch you navigate these murky waters.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12024
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Michael
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12025
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Dwight
Bull... Sorry.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12026
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Michael
We heard it.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12027
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12028
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Michael
We heard what you said. You didn't cover it at all.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12029
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Dwight
I had a tickle in my throat.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12030
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Michael
They're gonna have... You can't say that, all right?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12031
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Dwight
I can't say?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12032
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Michael
Idiot. Dwight's an idiot! Did you catch that or did... did the cough cover it?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12033
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Dwight
Sometimes it hurts Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12034
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Michael
You're a jerk. Dwight's a jerk!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 12035