Every quote from The Office season 3, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 16, 2006.
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Pam
He's one of our salesmen.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11952
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Jim
Seems like a nice enough guy.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11953
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Pam
Oh very.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11954
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Jim
What about, uh..
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11955
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Pam
Hmm, that is... Janet Fenstermaker.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11956
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Jim
Really?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11957
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Pam
You should say hi. Use her full name.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11958
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Jim
Thank you for all of this. This is so helpful. You know what? One last question. Um, who is that fine older gentleman in the corner?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11959
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Pam
Uh, that is Creed Bratton. He has four toes and he fought in the Civil war.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11960
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Jim
For the North.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11961
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Pam
For both sides. Whoever paid more.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11962
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Jim
Obviously.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11963
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11964
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Ryan
Hey, uh sorry. Seriously, can you guys... I'm trying to get some work done.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11965
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Jim
Sorry. Man.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11966
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Ryan
Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11967
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Karen
Hey, nice thermos.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11968
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Meredith
Hey. That's funny.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11969
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Karen
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11970
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Meredith
Do you want a little?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11971
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Karen
Uh no, I'm fine, thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11972
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Meredith
Okay. If you change your mind, you just let me know, okay?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11973
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Karen
Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11974
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Meredith
That's cool.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11975
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Andy
Hi, Andy Bernard.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11976
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Kevin
Kevin Malone.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11977
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Andy
Nice to meet you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11978
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Kevin
What's that on your shirt?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11979
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Andy
That is a penguin. You like it?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11980
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Kevin
The Penguin.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11981
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Andy
Andy, or Andrew.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11982
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Kevin
Okay, Penguin.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11983
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Michael
Smiles.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11984
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11985
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Michael
Good, what's funny?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11986
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Kevin
Michael, have you met the Penguin?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11987
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Michael
Oh, nicknames, yay! Penguin power.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11988
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Andy
Ha, that's why I wore this shirt.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11989
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Michael
Good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11990
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Michael
Hey, girls. What's happening? Startinng to blend? Well, before long, you guys keep hanging out, you guys you are gonna share the same menstrual cycle.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11991
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Martin
[sniffs. Pans to Creed eating his mungbeans.]
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11992
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Hannah
Here you go.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11993
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Meredith
That was in your way?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11994
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Hannah
Um
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11995
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Meredith
Sorry.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11996
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Hannah
Yeah, I mean my stuff's coming over, but umm... is this...is this yours?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11997
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Meredith
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11998
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Andy
Hey Kevin.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 11999
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Kevin
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12000
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Andy
Have you lost weight?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12001
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Kevin
Well... I... Hey. You've never met me before.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12002
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Andy
I know, but you just give off the vide of a guy who's getting thinner.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12003
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Kevin
Well, thanks. I appreciate that.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12004
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Andy
You're welcome.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12005
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Kevin
You know who I really like? That guy, Andy.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12006
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Michael
Can't we all get along? No, we can't. But here's the thing: yes, we can. Well, why not? Because of differeneces. Well, can we overcome these differences? No. Can we find each other and connect with each other in spite of these differences? No, we can't. But, we have to try and that is why I created the Integration Celebration.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12007
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Michael
I need somebody to pick a card. One of the new people, please? Tony?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12008
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Andy
I'll do it.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12009
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Michael
All right. Good. Thank you. Do not look at your card. Now, I've always said that to be a great salesman is to have the ability to connect with people right here. So to be a great salesman is to be a king of hearts. Turn over your card.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12010
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Andy
King of hearts.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12011
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Dwight
Very good Michael. Really good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12012
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Michael
So I think in order for us all to work together well we must come together as a family and then we can all be a king of hearts.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12013
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Andy
That was fantastic.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12014
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Dwight
No, no, it's better than fantastic. It's super perfect.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12015
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Michael
Dwight, don't, don't be a suck up.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12016
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Michael
What I want all of you to do is approach one of the new people and tell them the one thing that you like most about them. Who wants to start? Who wants to give it a shot?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12017
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Meredith
I want to.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12018
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Michael
Okay Meredith, let's give it a shot.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12019
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Meredith
I love your complexion. It's like devil's food cake.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12020
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Martin
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12021
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Michael
Beautiful. Very good, nice.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12022
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Dwight
It just goes to show you, you play with fire and you are gonna singe your eyebrows. And they do not grow back the same way.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12023
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Andy
It is inspiring to me to watch you navigate these murky waters.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12024
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Michael
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12025
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Dwight
Bull... Sorry.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12026
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Michael
We heard it.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12027
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12028
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Michael
We heard what you said. You didn't cover it at all.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12029
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Dwight
I had a tickle in my throat.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12030
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Michael
They're gonna have... You can't say that, all right?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12031
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Dwight
I can't say?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12032
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Michael
Idiot. Dwight's an idiot! Did you catch that or did... did the cough cover it?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12033
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Dwight
Sometimes it hurts Michael.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12034
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Michael
You're a jerk. Dwight's a jerk!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Quote 12035