Every line from The Office season 3, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 16, 2006.
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Martin
...which is why they need a passing game.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11552
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Jim
Right.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11553
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Michael
No way. Get him out of here. We don't want any of this kind in here. Good to see you, man.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11554
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Jim
Okay.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11555
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Michael
How are you? Martin Nash, I presume? This is a little gift bag for you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11556
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Martin
Oh! Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11557
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Michael
Free of charge. Follow me, I will show you where all the slaves work. Not... so, your desk is...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11558
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Jim
Hi, I'm Jim. I'm new here.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11559
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Pam
Oh my god! It's really you!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11560
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Jim
Yeah, I was just doing a little joke there about how we'd never met...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11561
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Pam
I know. I don't care.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11562
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Jim
Awesome! Good to be back. The place looks really good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11563
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Pam
It's really good to see you.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11564
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Jim
You, too.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11565
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Jim
Where do I stand with Pam? Um... no idea. I mean, we're friends. Always have been friends. Um... .that is where we stand.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11566
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Dwight
Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11567
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Jim
Hey, Dwight.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11568
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Dwight
Fact - I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.
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Jim
Okay. Sounds good.
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Dwight
What are you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11571
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Jim
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Dwight
I have a smudge on my forehead?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11573
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Jim
No. Looks good.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11574
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Dwight
Why are you looking at my forehead?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11575
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Jim
I'm not.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11576
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Dwight
Meet my eye line, Jim!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11577
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Jim
I am.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11578
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Dwight
Stop acting like an idiot!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11579
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Jim
Okay.
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Ryan
Hey, buddy. Welcome back.
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Jim
Hey! How are you man? Good to see... you.
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Ryan
I'm good! How are you? So...
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Jim
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you sitting here now?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11584
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Ryan
Yeah.
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Jim
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11586
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Ryan
Um... unless you really, really want it back.
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Jim
You know, man, it's really you're call.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11588
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Ryan
Cool, thank you.
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Jim
Let me get that for you.
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Ryan
Yuh.
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Jim
This one taken? No. Good.
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Ryan
Yeah. Jim is a nice guy. That's why I got the desk.
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Toby
Hey, this came with the Stamford book. Can you take care of it?
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Kevin
Oh, yes I can.
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Kevin
In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need.
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Andy
Michael Scott. Thank you. I appreciate it, Mike.
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Michael
Right.
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Dwight
Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced. Dwight Schrute. Assistant Regional Manager.
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Andy
Andy Bernard. Regional Director in Charge of Sales.
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Dwight
So you'll be reporting to me, then.
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Andy
Umm, on the contrary.
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Dwight
My title has 'Manager' in it.
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Andy
And I'm a director.
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Dwight
Oh.
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Andy
Which on a film set is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11606
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Dwight
I know everything about film. I've seen over 240 of them.
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Andy
Congratulations.
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Jim
Hey, Toby!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11609
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Toby
Hey, Jim!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11610
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Jim
How are you, man?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11611
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Toby
Oh, really good.
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Jim
I just wanted to say hi.
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Toby
How are you? Hey. Welcome back.
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Jim
Oh. Is that like your new thing?
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Toby
No, I'm sorry, it's...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11616
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Jim
No. It's cool.
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Toby
No, it's nothing. We'll just...
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Jim
All right. Good to be back.
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Toby
So... okay.
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Jim
All right.
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Toby
All right... sorry... sorry about that.
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Jim
No problem.
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Toby
It was just...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11624
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Jim
...what?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11625
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Toby
Nothing.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11626
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Kevin
This thing is so awesome. It will shred anything. Ooh! It will shred a CD. It will shred... a credit card. It will shred... oh! Shoot.
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Michael
I present the orientation video.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11628
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Dwight
We need to talk!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11629
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Michael
Not now.
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Dwight
Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11631
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Michael
I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11632
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Dwight
Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11633
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Michael
It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one.
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11634
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Dwight
Ok. Who reports to who?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11635
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Michael
I don't care! Dwight! You all report to me! That's all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?
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Dwight
And then if I want...
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Michael
Work it out amongst your selves!
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Dwight
I...
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Michael
Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?
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Dwight
I...
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Michael
Will you?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11642
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Dwight
One...
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11643
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Michael
Please?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11644
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Kelly
Jim!
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11645
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Jim
Kelly!
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Kelly
Oh! Oh my god! I have so much to tell you!
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Jim
Really?
Season 3 · Episode 8 · Line 11648
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Kelly
Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? They had a baby and they named it Suri. And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!
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Jim
Great. What's new with you?
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Kelly
I just told you.
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