Every line from The Office season 3, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 14, 2006.
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Karen
Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12627
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Pam
In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12628
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Karen
Angela, we've been hearing really great thing about uh... your brownies and we were hoping you'd consider merging into two parties.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12629
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Angela
I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12630
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Pam
Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12631
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Angela
Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. Is it this one?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12632
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Pam
Mmm. Hmm.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12633
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Karen
Yeah, thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12634
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Pam
We'll go tell everyone.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12635
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Karen
OK.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12636
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Andy and Michael
And if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a big sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break 'em. This is bound to take awhile. Your body is a wonderland. Your body is a wonderland.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12637
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Andy
Your hands.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12638
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Both
Your body is a wonderland.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12639
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Andy
I'll use my hands on it.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12640
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Both
Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12641
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Kelly
Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12642
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Michael
When you know, you just know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12643
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Kevin
Right.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12644
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Michael
Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12645
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Roy
Which one is she?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12646
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Michael
It's... it's one of those two.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12647
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Roy
You don't know?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12648
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Kevin
Dude, you should know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12649
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Michael
Yeah... well, it's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12650
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Michael
I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure what she looks like?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12651
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Michael
Hey. Where's my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don't know where she is. 'Cause I'm drunk, I can't even find her.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12652
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Second Cindy
You know where I am.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12653
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Michael
Haha, I do! I just haven't hugged you in awhile
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12654
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Second Cindy
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12655
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Michael
Oh, good. That felt good. Let's go. Party.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12656
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Creed
Spinnin' n reelin with love. Give it the time, I might come back down. But it feels so good. My feet don't touch the ground. Wha..wha..wild. Wha..wha..wild. Well everybody knows, I'm crazy about 'ya...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12657
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Dwight
Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12658
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Angela
Copy, Possum. What's your twenty?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12659
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Karen
No way.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12660
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Jim
What a horrible, horrible movie that was.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12661
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Karen
And now we get to remember it forever.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12662
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Jim
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12663
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Karen
Thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12664
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Second Cindy
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12665
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Michael
Hey, hey, you. How are ya?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12666
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Second Cindy
Hey. This party blows, so we're gonna leave.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12667
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Michael
No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12668
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Second Cindy
Cool...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12669
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Michael
Where do you wanna go?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12670
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Second Cindy
I... We're just gonna take off.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12671
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Michael
I... you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12672
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Second Cindy
No... I have school.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12673
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Michael
You want help? OK... Merry Christmas.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12674
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Second Cindy
Merry Christmas.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12675
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Dwight
Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12676
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Michael
That waitress was the one.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12677
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Jim
No. She wasn't.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12678
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Michael
How can you be sure?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12679
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Jim
Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately three hours ago.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12680
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Michael
Don't make fun... You're making fun of me.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12681
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Jim
Sorry.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12682
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Michael
I guess, I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12683
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Jim
You what?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12684
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Michael
I, I put a mark on her arm. So I could tell them apart. I don't... I know, I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike!
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12685
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12686
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Michael
Oh, why do I feel like crap?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12687
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Jim
You just had a rebound.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12688
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Michael
I had rebound? Yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12689
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Jim
Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12690
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Michael
I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't score and I'm not sure who's actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn't matter. It's all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12691
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Angela
Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum..
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12692
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Michael
Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There's this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won't be disappointed. Umm, It's all-inclusive...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12693
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Angela
... Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12694
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Oscar
Too soon.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12695
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Angela
I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12696
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Dwight
pum pum pum pum pum pum pum
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12697
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Dwight
Bye Pam.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12698
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Pam
Night.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12699
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Jim
Oh, you know what? Sorry, forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12700
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Pam
We should get him a bus ticket. To make his trip easier.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12701
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Jim
Oh no, that would be great.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12702
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Pam
It costs seventy five dollars.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12703
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Jim
Hmm... Well, maybe the CIA can send a helicopter?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12704
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Pam
Ohh...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12705
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Dwight
What the? 'You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.' Destroy phone?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12706
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Michael
William Randolph Shakespeare once wrote in one of his plays, and I'm paraphrasing here, 'Love doth be poison.' Brilliant. And a lot of people don't give Shakespeare enough credit. They think it was somebody else. A-holes.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12707
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Angela
When Michael suggested canceling Christmas, I was outraged, not on my behalf, but on behalf of baby Jesus. I mean, would he cancel Christmas because he got dumped or he was two weeks behind on his party planning, on top of the fact that his cats were ill? I think not. I think baby Jesus would suck it up and plan his party.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12708
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Karen
We didn't have a party planning committee in Stamford. Somebody would just volunteer to run out to Carvel and pick up an ice cream cake. So the fact that they have a committee here, fascinating.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12709
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Angela
This is ridiculous. I... I've spent so much time, like I always do. And for that little trollop to come in here and throw her own party... Are you even listening to me?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12710
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Toby
Angela, what do you want me to do?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12711
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Angela
I want you to tell her to stop, Toby. Am I being clear?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12712
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Toby
Look, it's a free country. If she wants to throw a party...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12713
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Angela
What are you...?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12714
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Toby
...using her own money...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12715
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Angela
And what...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12716
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Toby
...then she should be allowed to.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12717
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Angela
No she shouldn't.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12718
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Toby
The more the merrier.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12719
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Angela
Stop it.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12720
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Toby
Oww.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12721
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Angela
I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to hurt you, but I want to wake you up to the injustice that's going on right in front of your face.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12722
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Toby
That really hurt. I'm writing you up. Hey, you are not allowed to touch other employees. Am I being clear?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12723
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Angela
Michael was so right about you. You are pathetic.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12724
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Creed
I don't care which party I go to. Once you've danced naked at a hash bonfire with the spirits of the dead, all parties seem pretty much the same.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12725
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Kevin
I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12726