"A Benihana Christmas" Quotes (page 5)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 14, 2006.

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  1. Karen

    Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12627

  2. Pam

    In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12628

  3. Karen

    Angela, we've been hearing really great thing about uh... your brownies and we were hoping you'd consider merging into two parties.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12629

  4. Angela

    I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12630

  5. Pam

    Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12631

  6. Angela

    Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. Is it this one?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12632

  7. Pam

    Mmm. Hmm.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12633

  8. Karen

    Yeah, thanks.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12634

  9. Pam

    We'll go tell everyone.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12635

  10. Karen

    OK.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12636

  11. Andy and Michael

    And if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a big sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break 'em. This is bound to take awhile. Your body is a wonderland. Your body is a wonderland.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12637

  12. Andy

    Your hands.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12638

  13. Both

    Your body is a wonderland.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12639

  14. Andy

    I'll use my hands on it.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12640

  15. Both

    Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12641

  16. Kelly

    Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12642

  17. Michael

    When you know, you just know.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12643

  18. Kevin

    Right.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12644

  19. Michael

    Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12645

  20. Roy

    Which one is she?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12646

  21. Michael

    It's... it's one of those two.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12647

  22. Roy

    You don't know?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12648

  23. Kevin

    Dude, you should know.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12649

  24. Michael

    Yeah... well, it's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12650

  25. Michael

    I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure what she looks like?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12651

  26. Michael

    Hey. Where's my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don't know where she is. 'Cause I'm drunk, I can't even find her.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12652

  27. Second Cindy

    You know where I am.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12653

  28. Michael

    Haha, I do! I just haven't hugged you in awhile

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12654

  29. Second Cindy

    Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12655

  30. Michael

    Oh, good. That felt good. Let's go. Party.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12656

  31. Creed

    Spinnin' n reelin with love. Give it the time, I might come back down. But it feels so good. My feet don't touch the ground. Wha..wha..wild. Wha..wha..wild. Well everybody knows, I'm crazy about 'ya...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12657

  32. Dwight

    Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12658

  33. Angela

    Copy, Possum. What's your twenty?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12659

  34. Karen

    No way.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12660

  35. Jim

    What a horrible, horrible movie that was.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12661

  36. Karen

    And now we get to remember it forever.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12662

  37. Jim

    Thank you.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12663

  38. Karen

    Thank you.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12664

  39. Second Cindy

    Hey.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12665

  40. Michael

    Hey, hey, you. How are ya?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12666

  41. Second Cindy

    Hey. This party blows, so we're gonna leave.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12667

  42. Michael

    No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12668

  43. Second Cindy

    Cool...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12669

  44. Michael

    Where do you wanna go?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12670

  45. Second Cindy

    I... We're just gonna take off.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12671

  46. Michael

    I... you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12672

  47. Second Cindy

    No... I have school.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12673

  48. Michael

    You want help? OK... Merry Christmas.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12674

  49. Second Cindy

    Merry Christmas.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12675

  50. Dwight

    Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12676

  51. Michael

    That waitress was the one.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12677

  52. Jim

    No. She wasn't.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12678

  53. Michael

    How can you be sure?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12679

  54. Jim

    Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately three hours ago.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12680

  55. Michael

    Don't make fun... You're making fun of me.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12681

  56. Jim

    Sorry.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12682

  57. Michael

    I guess, I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12683

  58. Jim

    You what?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12684

  59. Michael

    I, I put a mark on her arm. So I could tell them apart. I don't... I know, I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12685

  60. Jim

    Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12686

  61. Michael

    Oh, why do I feel like crap?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12687

  62. Jim

    You just had a rebound.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12688

  63. Michael

    I had rebound? Yeah.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12689

  64. Jim

    Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12690

  65. Michael

    I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't score and I'm not sure who's actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn't matter. It's all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12691

  66. Angela

    Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum..

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12692

  67. Michael

    Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There's this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won't be disappointed. Umm, It's all-inclusive...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12693

  68. Angela

    ... Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12694

  69. Oscar

    Too soon.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12695

  70. Angela

    I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12696

  71. Dwight

    pum pum pum pum pum pum pum

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12697

  72. Dwight

    Bye Pam.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12698

  73. Pam

    Night.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12699

  74. Jim

    Oh, you know what? Sorry, forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12700

  75. Pam

    We should get him a bus ticket. To make his trip easier.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12701

  76. Jim

    Oh no, that would be great.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12702

  77. Pam

    It costs seventy five dollars.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12703

  78. Jim

    Hmm... Well, maybe the CIA can send a helicopter?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12704

  79. Pam

    Ohh...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12705

  80. Dwight

    What the? 'You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.' Destroy phone?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12706

  81. Michael

    William Randolph Shakespeare once wrote in one of his plays, and I'm paraphrasing here, 'Love doth be poison.' Brilliant. And a lot of people don't give Shakespeare enough credit. They think it was somebody else. A-holes.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12707

  82. Angela

    When Michael suggested canceling Christmas, I was outraged, not on my behalf, but on behalf of baby Jesus. I mean, would he cancel Christmas because he got dumped or he was two weeks behind on his party planning, on top of the fact that his cats were ill? I think not. I think baby Jesus would suck it up and plan his party.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12708

  83. Karen

    We didn't have a party planning committee in Stamford. Somebody would just volunteer to run out to Carvel and pick up an ice cream cake. So the fact that they have a committee here, fascinating.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12709

  84. Angela

    This is ridiculous. I... I've spent so much time, like I always do. And for that little trollop to come in here and throw her own party... Are you even listening to me?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12710

  85. Toby

    Angela, what do you want me to do?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12711

  86. Angela

    I want you to tell her to stop, Toby. Am I being clear?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12712

  87. Toby

    Look, it's a free country. If she wants to throw a party...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12713

  88. Angela

    What are you...?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12714

  89. Toby

    ...using her own money...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12715

  90. Angela

    And what...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12716

  91. Toby

    ...then she should be allowed to.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12717

  92. Angela

    No she shouldn't.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12718

  93. Toby

    The more the merrier.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12719

  94. Angela

    Stop it.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12720

  95. Toby

    Oww.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12721

  96. Angela

    I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to hurt you, but I want to wake you up to the injustice that's going on right in front of your face.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12722

  97. Toby

    That really hurt. I'm writing you up. Hey, you are not allowed to touch other employees. Am I being clear?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12723

  98. Angela

    Michael was so right about you. You are pathetic.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12724

  99. Creed

    I don't care which party I go to. Once you've danced naked at a hash bonfire with the spirits of the dead, all parties seem pretty much the same.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12725

  100. Kevin

    I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12726