"A Benihana Christmas" Quotes (page 4)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 14, 2006.

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  1. Angela

    I said you wouldn't be disappointed.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12527

  2. Angela

    Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12528

  3. Meredith

    Is that a threat?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12529

  4. Angela

    No, it's an invitation.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12530

  5. Pam

    We have vodka!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12531

  6. Karen

    Lots of it!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12532

  7. Kevin

    I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge... Angela... double fudge... Angela Hmmm...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12533

  8. Angela

    Brownies. Cupcakes.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12534

  9. Kevin

    Don't push it.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12535

  10. Karen

    Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough. What?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12536

  11. Pam

    I got goose bumps.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12537

  12. Angela

    I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12538

  13. Michael

    Ahh, damn this chicken is good. My compliments to the chef. Which is you! Right? Hahahaha. Awesome! I need some meat. I want some steak. I see steak.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12539

  14. Man

    Excuse me.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12540

  15. Michael

    Excuse me Ah, un guard. Family style.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12541

  16. Jim

    No, it's not.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12542

  17. Andy

    Cindy, Cindy.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12543

  18. Michael

    I don't think... I love it!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12544

  19. Andy

    I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. C'mon, do it for Michael. He's had a really long day.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12545

  20. Michael

    I don't know what he's doing.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12546

  21. Andy

    This is great.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12547

  22. Dwight

    Jim! Jim! What... What's happening?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12548

  23. Jim

    Oh, she's asleep.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12549

  24. Dwight

    Oh... Narcolepsy.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12550

  25. Jim

    Probably.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12551

  26. Andy

    Now open your eyes and describe it to me.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12552

  27. Cindy

    I... don't know, it has four bed rooms and a loft...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12553

  28. Dwight

    Oh my gosh, now she's up.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12554

  29. Jim

    And she's trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12555

  30. Dwight

    Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and the feathers.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12556

  31. Jim

    Oh no, this is different. The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. This is more like a umm... OK, it's pretty much the same thing.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12557

  32. Kelly

    What d'ya think?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12558

  33. Stanley

    Fruity and delicious.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12559

  34. Kelly

    See, I told you. You want one Meredith?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12560

  35. Meredith

    No thanks. They're too sweet.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12561

  36. Karen

    Hey, so what's the status.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12562

  37. Ryan

    Looks like they forgot the power cord.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12563

  38. Pam

    What?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12564

  39. Karen

    Oh, you're kidding me?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12565

  40. Ryan

    No.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12566

  41. Karen

    Oh, you guys, guys, um... I'm sorry, but there's a problem with the karaoke machine.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12567

  42. Kelly

    Well that blows.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12568

  43. Darryl

    Hang on little ladies. You don't need this thing, I'll go grab my synthesizer.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12569

  44. Everybody

    Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12570

  45. Phyllis

    Hi.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12571

  46. Darryl

    Hey. Hey, look, when you get done with your... meeting, you should, uh, come to the break room. We're having a party.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12572

  47. Phyllis

    Oh, ok.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12573

  48. Darryl

    All right. Se you later...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12574

  49. Hannah

    These nuts are really hard to crack.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12575

  50. Angela

    Try harder then. Uh uh. No one has seconds until everyone's had some.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12576

  51. Kevin

    You've got to be kidding!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12577

  52. Angela

    You've got to be kidding. {Kevin takes bite of brownie]

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12578

  53. Phyllis

    Cold, huh?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12579

  54. Ryan

    Huh?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12580

  55. Phyllis

    Maybe that'll help. Is it cold in there?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12581

  56. Andy

    They have been checking us out, all night! I am not kidding!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12582

  57. Michael

    You know what we should do?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12583

  58. Andy

    What?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12584

  59. Michael

    We should invite them to the Christmas party.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12585

  60. Andy

    Now, you are thinking. Yes. And you know what? Because you have had such a rough day, you get Cindy.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12586

  61. Michael

    Oh, you are such mench my friend.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12587

  62. Michael

    OK, where is everybody? I would like them to meet my new girlfriend.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12588

  63. Jim

    I'm sure they'll want to meet her, too.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12589

  64. Michael

    The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12590

  65. Second Cindy

    That rocks.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12591

  66. Michael

    Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it's yours.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12592

  67. Second Cindy

    Thanks! I, I wanna give you something.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12593

  68. Michael

    Oh. That's what she said.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12594

  69. Michael

    Hello? I would like everybody to meet my new girlfriend.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12595

  70. Andy

    My new girlfriend.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12596

  71. Angela

    Where's Dwight?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12597

  72. Second Cindy

    Is he the hot one or the giant baby?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12598

  73. Michael

    The giant baby. Wow, I am so sorry, I had no idea this party would be so lame.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12599

  74. Phyllis

    There's another party in the break room.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12600

  75. Michael

    Oh, party in the break room! Let's go, let's go! Thank God! Let's go to the break room.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12601

  76. Angela

    Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey, where do you think you're going with that?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12602

  77. Second Cindy

    I thought I could have it.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12603

  78. Angela

    You can't have it I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12604

  79. Michael

    Shhh... Shut it! C'mon! Party.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12605

  80. Dwight

    Hey! It's Angela! Hey!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12606

  81. Michael

    We're going to ...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12607

  82. Kevin

    I want you to know. That I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12608

  83. Michael

    I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. And... my question to you is do you agree?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12609

  84. Other waitress

    Do I agree about what?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12610

  85. Michael

    Do you agree about what? Wow. You're lucky you're so darn cute.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12611

  86. Other waitress

    What're you talking about?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12612

  87. Michael

    What're you talking about?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12613

  88. Kevin

    And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12614

  89. Jim

    All right

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12615

  90. Angela

    Did you have fun at Benihana's?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12616

  91. Dwight

    No. It was awful. I couldn't hear anything.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12617

  92. Angela

    I've had the worse day here

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12618

  93. Karen

    Dwight, you won the raffle!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12619

  94. Dwight

    No... way! Yeah!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12620

  95. Karen

    Open it! Open it ! Open it!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12621

  96. Dwight

    Oh.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12622

  97. Karen

    Do you like it?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12623

  98. Dwight

    Walkie-talkies.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12624

  99. Pam

    Can I talk to you a second?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12625

  100. Dwight

    Yes!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12626