Every line from The Office season 3, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 14, 2006.
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Pam
For the past few months I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12327
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Jim
Are you serious?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12328
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Pam
They're considering him for a top secret mission. There's his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never ever tell.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12329
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Jim
Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12330
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Pam
So... here's the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. Sorry I didn't wrap it.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12331
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Jim
You know what? Uh, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12332
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Pam
Oh.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12333
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Jim
No, because of the promotion.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12334
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Pam
Oh yeah.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12335
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Jim
It just feels a little bit, like...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12336
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Pam
No, I get it, of course. OK.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12337
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Jim
I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12338
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Michael
I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12339
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Stanley
You can't cancel a holiday.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12340
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Michael
Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year's.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12341
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Stanley
What does that mean?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12342
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Michael
Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12343
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Pam
Michael, what's going on?
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Michael
Carol and I split up. Amicably. And I just don't think it would be appropriate to celebrate under the circumstances.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12345
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Jim
Will they still air 'Rudolph?'
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12346
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Kevin
That's not fair.
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Dwight
Are we gonna cancel Hanukah as well?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12348
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Michael
Fine! Have your party. Just no guests.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12349
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Phyllis
But we invited guests.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12350
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Michael
Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12351
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Michael
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12352
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Pam
I know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12353
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Michael
It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12354
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Pam
OK, well, why are you laying like that?
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Michael
Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12356
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Pam
Like what?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12357
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Michael
Like maybe, the real reason they left was because there were things they wanted you to do in bed, that were, foreign, and scary?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12358
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Pam
Well.. um I, I don't...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12359
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Michael
And not that you didn't want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I'm referring to?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12360
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Pam
I don't need to know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12361
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Dwight
Michael. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, It appears we're one bathrobe short.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12362
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Michael
Take it from Toby.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12363
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Dwight
Copy.
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Michael
Hey, would you like to go to Sandals, Jamaica with me?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12365
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Pam
No, thank you.
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Michael
It's all... OK.
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Toby
Hey Dwight. Pretty nice robe- Why?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12368
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Angela
Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12369
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Phyllis
I thought you said green was whorish.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12370
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Angela
No, orange is whorish.
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Karen
Uh, so I had a couple of ideas to make the Stamford people feel more at home. Each year we have a Christmas raffle ....
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12372
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Angela
It would never work here.
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Karen
Ok ... um, another idea was karaoke ...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12374
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Angela
No.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12375
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Karen
A Christmas drinking game ...
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Meredith
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12377
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Angela
God help you.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12378
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Karen
What?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12379
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Angela
These are all terrible ideas and none of them are on the theme of 'A Nutcracker Christmas.' I think you should leave.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12380
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Karen
You're kidding.
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Angela
You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you. It's time to go. Come on. Please. Thank you. OK, thank you very much.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12382
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Michael
What are you doing?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12383
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Dwight
We are getting rid of everything that reminds you of Carol.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12384
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Andy
Hey, what's the haps?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12385
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Michael
Carol?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12386
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Dwight
Oh, look at this. Your old condo closing papers. It's riddled with Carol's name. I wish I could throw this in the box.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12387
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Dwight
Why don't you just buy the whole song?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12388
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Michael
I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just... I just want a little taste of it.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12389
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Dwight
Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars 'cause they failed to report a mold problem. But wouldn't that affect the final... How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12390
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Michael
Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12391
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Michael
This is an old adage, but they say when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. With Carol, I knew within the first 24 minutes of the second day I met her.
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Pam
I feel like I've been kinda cold to Karen and there's no real reason for it. I mean it's not like she's ever done anything to me. So, I think I probably shouldn't be cold to her.
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Pam
Hey, Karen. Sorry about that meeting today, that was really crazy.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12394
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Karen
Yeah, right? I'm so glad you said that. Because, I don't know how those meetings usually go.
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Pam
Um, usually like that.
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Karen
Does anyone ever stand up to Angela or..?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12397
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Pam
I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face.
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Karen
Right.
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Pam
Um, I really liked your karaoke idea.
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Karen
Oh cool, yeah.
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Pam
That could really be fun.
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Karen
Oh, thank you.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12403
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Pam
You guys do a raffle?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12404
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Karen
Yeah, we do a raffle...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12405
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Toby
Hey Kev.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12406
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Kevin
Hey.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12407
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Angela
This should've been up yesterday.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12408
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Phyllis
It'll be all right.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12409
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Angela
What is that? The 'Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?' There's no such thing as the 'Committee to Plan Parties.'
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12410
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Pam
There is now. We just started it.
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Angela
Well, you just can't start a committee. You have to have funding.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12412
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Karen
What's your funding?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12413
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Angela
Two hundred dollars.
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Pam
What's ours again?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12415
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Karen
Umm, two hundred and one dollars.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12416
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Pam
Oh right.
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Kelly
Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun.
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Angela
No, that is not a party. There's only one party and it's hosted by the Party PLANNING Committee and it starts at three o'clock.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12419
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Kevin
Then why are there two flyers?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12420
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Karen
Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at three.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12421
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Kevin
Right.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12422
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Karen
And then there's a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12423
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Pam
Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12424
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Kevin
I didn't see where it was.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12425
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Jim
Yup, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people are finally coming together. And that's what you want, right?
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