Every line from The Office season 3, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 14, 2006.
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Karen
I think that's a really good option...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12427
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Dwight
Pam and Karen. I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning. Immediately.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12428
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Pam
You can't do that.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12429
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Dwight
As ranking number three in this office, I am order -
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12430
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Andy
Umm... I'm number three.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12431
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Dwight
You're number four.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12432
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Andy
Yeah, but I'm number three.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12433
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Dwight
Ah, no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12434
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Jim
OK, I think I can help here.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12435
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Dwight
Ok, good
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12436
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Jim
As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12437
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Dwight
OK, this is stupid.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12438
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Jim
Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. I've determined that this committee is valid.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12439
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Dwight
No no, no, wait, wait, wait Permission to join the Validity Committee.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12440
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Jim
Permission denied.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12441
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Dwight
Damn it!
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12442
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Andy
Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. C'mon, my treat.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12443
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Michael
All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12444
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Andy
That's my boy. I know the perfect place, too.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12445
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Michael
Hooters?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12446
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Andy
No. Benihana. Much classier. But don't worry, the babes are totally hot, too.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12447
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Michael
Ah, I need my entourage Jim. Dwight. Ryan. C'mon, we're going to Asian Hooters.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12448
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Ryan
Ah man, I can't.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12449
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Michael
Why not?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12450
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Ryan
I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12451
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Michael
Ok, feel better.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12452
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Ryan
Thanks.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12453
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Michael
C'mon Jim, let's go.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12454
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Jim
OK. Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12455
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Ryan
Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.
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Michael
Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then ... and then suddenly she's not yo' ho no mo'.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12457
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Andy
So she looks really hot, so I said, 'You look hotter than usual today.' Thank you. Michael Head of the table.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12458
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Dwight
Get out Jim. Actually, um... Sir, I'm going to need take this chair.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12459
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Michael
Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. They're on a date. They look very happy.
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Andy
So she looks at me right, and she goes, 'I'm sorry, don't I even know you?' After a year, a
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12461
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Jim
Yes.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12462
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Dwight
I can't... I can't here what you're saying.
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Michael
Carol used to drink lattes.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12464
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Dwight
What're you talking about?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12465
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Michael
She would get this little foam mustache...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12466
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Dwight
Carol had a mustache?
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Michael
And I used to say 'Hey, got latte?' And she'd say, that's not funny.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12468
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Dwight
What are you guys talking about?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12469
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Michael
She totally got me. She understood that we didn't have to laugh to enjoy ---
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12470
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Dwight
Michael! Repeat what you said louder!
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12471
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Dwight
It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I'm here for Michael?
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Michael
I'm already starting to forget what color eyes she had. I can't, OK, I'm gonna call her. I am gonna call and find out...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12473
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Andy
No.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12474
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Dwight
Who are you calling?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12475
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Michael
I'm just gonna call her.
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Andy
Put that away. Put that away. S.O.S. We... I... May day. Haha. Man down over here, we need your help.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12477
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Waitress
What can I get for 'ya?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12478
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Andy
I think we'll start with a round of noga-sakes.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12479
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Andy
One part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won't make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12480
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Phyllis
You should, you should put out salt for the rims
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12481
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Pam
That's a great idea.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12482
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Angela
Phyllis?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12483
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Phyllis
I was just getting a snack.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12484
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Pam
You can have your snack in here.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12485
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Angela
Pam, don't tell her what to do! Phyllis.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12486
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Phyllis
OK.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12487
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Kevin
I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12488
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Ryan
I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12489
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Roy
So I only use three?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12490
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Pam
If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12491
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Roy
OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12492
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Pam
Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12493
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Roy
OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12494
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Pam
Oh yeah, your mom would love that.
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Roy
Hey. All right, I'll see you guys later.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12496
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Pam
Bye.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12497
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Karen
He's cute. You should date him.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12498
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Pam
Oh, yeah... Maybe.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12499
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Dwight
Looks like you've got a little Nakiri knife action going there.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12500
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Chef
No, it's Usuba.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12501
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Dwight
Yeah, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12502
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Chef
Actually, the Usuba's the better knife when you're working with this quantity.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12503
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Dwight
Nah, I don't know... Still think Nakiri's better.
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Woman at bar
I think he'd know.
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Michael
Nothing he's doing is cheering me up.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12506
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Andy
Wait for the onion. Trust me. Hey Cindy, he just had his heart broken, you wouldn't do that to him, would you?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12507
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Cindy
I don't know.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12508
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Michael
Oh, sure you would. Look at you, I bet you break up with a guy every hour.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12509
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Andy
You made her laugh. Yes! She totally digs us. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Heh, heh? What did I tell 'ya?
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Michael
You're right. That's good.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12511
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Pam
Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So... you can come by... .
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Angela
I have a very important announcement to make... about... your paychecks. Umm... Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in... Please stand by for a very important announcement... refer..for further regarding your paycheck!
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12513
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Angela
I need to know if I can start the party?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12514
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Dwight
Michael! Hey! Over here, Michael!
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12515
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Andy
This drink...
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12516
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Michael
I don't know. No one can hear me. You know what? Start the party.
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Angela
Did Michael give you permission to do this?
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12518
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Dwight
Start the party.
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Angela
Also, I would like to inform you that, um, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12520
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Pam
Our party is also starting now
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12521
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Karen
Yup.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12522
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Karen
All right Stanley. Woo.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12523
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Pam
Good choice.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12524
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Angela
Welcome Hannah. You will not be disappointed.
Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12525
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Hannah
Why would I be disappointed?
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