"A Benihana Christmas" Quotes (page 6)

Every line from The Office season 3, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 14, 2006.

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  1. Phyllis

    Where would you like the Rice Krispy Treat stars?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12727

  2. Angela

    They're Sugarplum fairy wands.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12728

  3. Phyllis

    Sugarplum fairy wands.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12729

  4. Angela

    It's like you weren't even at the meeting.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12730

  5. Stanley

    I'm going to the party in the break room, because they have more chairs in there. If I have to stand around a long time, I get real unpleasant to be around.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12731

  6. Angela

    Hmm hmm.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12732

  7. Michael

    No, no, no, no. You know what, I better hold off. I wanna make sure I don't dial Carol before I get drunk.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12733

  8. Jim

    So, really, you're just calling her?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12734

  9. Michael

    Yeah. You know what? I am. I'm gonna call her. That's a good idea.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12735

  10. Dwight

    Where's Michael going? Michael? Is he sick? Is he choking?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12736

  11. Michael

    [on No, I don't think I'm asking too much. I think it's only fair that you tell me exactly what I did wrong. Okay. Uh huh. Well that... yeah. Uh huh. All right. Well, could you tell me something that I did

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12737

  12. Ryan

    Hey.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12738

  13. Kelly

    Hello, Ryan.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12739

  14. Ryan

    Merry Christmas.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12740

  15. Kelly

    Oh, thank you. Do you always get presents for your ex-girlfriends?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12741

  16. Ryan

    Okay, we're never technically... um is there.. Is there a problem?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12742

  17. Kelly

    Well, I didn't get you anything, because you have treated me inconsiderately, and I'm not gonna stand for that anymore.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12743

  18. Ryan

    Um That's... That's fair. I'm sorry. Merry Christmas.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12744

  19. Kelly

    Wait, Ryan, you're not mean. You're adorable. I'm so sorry. I got you a present, too. But then when I got to work, I didn't see anything on my desk from you, so I threw it away. And then Asuncion took the trash out, that's why I think it's in the dumpster. I'm so sorry. I'm the worst.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12745

  20. Angela

    There's no fizz in this punch. Phyllis!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12746

  21. Phyllis

    I'll just go get a ginger ale.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12747

  22. Angela

    No, I've got it, Phyllis. Stay. Have fun. Eat your wand.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12748

  23. Ryan

    Hey, Kelly, you know what? Throw my gift away, too.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12749

  24. Kelly

    No, you paid money for that CD.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12750

  25. Ryan

    I'm serious. It'll show that we don't care about material things.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12751

  26. Kelly

    I don't understand.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12752

  27. Ryan

    Kelly, I'm so cold!

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12753

  28. Kelly

    You don't have to scream at me.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12754

  29. Ryan

    Are you having fun in this relationship?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12755

  30. Kelly

    Sometimes.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12756

  31. Ryan

    I don't know Kelly, sometimes I look at us and I think...

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12757

  32. Kelly

    Don't dump me while I'm in the dumpster. Just go back inside if you're so cold. I'll just stay in the dumpster.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12758

  33. Ryan

    Did you look over here?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12759

  34. Kelly

    Who's eating all these apples?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12760

  35. Ryan

    Kelly.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12761

  36. Kelly

    And what are these? Are... Why are there egg yolks in here? Aren't you supposed to eat the yolks?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12762

  37. Ryan

    Michael was on an egg-yolk diet. He's so weird.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12763

  38. Kelly

    Do you think I should diet?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12764

  39. Ryan

    No, you're perfect. What? Did you find it?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12765

  40. Kelly

    No, I'm scared.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12766

  41. Ryan

    All of a sudden?

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12767

  42. Kelly

    Uh huh. Hold me.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12768

  43. Michael

    Oh, honey, here's Stanley.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12769

  44. Second Cindy

    Hi.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12770

  45. Michael

    He is also in an interracial relationship, so, you know, if you have any problems, you can always call him.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12771

  46. Stanley

    Oh, you're gonna face far greater problems than I can possibly help you with.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12772

  47. Michael

    Sounds good. Okay, let's go.

    Season 3 · Episode 10 · Line 12773