Every quote from The Office season 2, episode 22, in script order. First aired May 11, 2006.
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Jim
Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9178
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Pam
I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9179
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Jim
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9180
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Pam
Have three stages, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9181
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Jim
Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9182
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Pam
Oh.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9183
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Jim
Let's take a look. Nice.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9184
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Pam
Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9185
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Jim
What?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9186
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Pam
On the drums! On the drums!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9187
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Jim
Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9188
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Kevin
We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9189
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Jim
Wow. Oh!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9190
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Pam
Oh, my...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9191
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Jim
Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9192
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Pam
No! No!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9193
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Jim
No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9194
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Pam
No, come back! No, no, no!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9195
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Jim
Kev!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9196
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Pam
Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9197
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Michael
Yes
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9198
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Pam
Michael, Carol Stills for you.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9199
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Michael
Who?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9200
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Pam
Carol Stills.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9201
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Michael
Do I know a Carol Stills?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9202
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Pam
Your realtor.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9203
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Michael
Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9204
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Pam
It's still me.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9205
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Pam
Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9206
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Pam
Carol, you're on with Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9207
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Carol
Hello, Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9208
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Michael
Hi, Carol. How you doing?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9209
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Carol
I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9210
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Michael
Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9211
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Carol
Oh, great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9212
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Michael
Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9213
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Carol
Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9214
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Michael
Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9215
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Carol
Oh, great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9216
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Michael
Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9217
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Carol
To the casino thing?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9218
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Michael
Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...What do you...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9219
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Carol
What?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9220
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Michael
Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9221
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Pam
Michael, Jan's on line two.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9222
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Michael
Okay, put her through. Jan Levinson, I presume?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9223
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Pam
It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9224
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Jan
Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9225
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Michael
Hey, Jan. How you doing?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9226
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Jan
You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9227
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Michael
I am?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9228
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Jan
I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9229
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Michael
Oh, okay.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9230
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Jan
Incidentally, what is the charity?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9231
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Michael
AIDS.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9232
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Jan
Okay, then. I will see you tonight.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9233
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Michael
Okay, sounds great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9234
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Jan
Bye-bye.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9235
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Michael
Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9236
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Carol
No problemo.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9237
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Michael
Right.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9238
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Carol
To answer your question...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9239
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Michael
Yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9240
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Carol
Yes.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9241
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Michael
What?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9242
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Carol
I'd love to go.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9243
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Michael
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9244
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Carol
I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9245
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Michael
Problem. Good.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9246
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Carol
And I'll bring the papers, too.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9247
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Michael
Good, All right. Sounds great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9248
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Carol
I'll see you tonight.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9249
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Michael
Bye.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9250
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Carol
Bye.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9251
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Michael
Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9252
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Pam
Oh, my God!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9253
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Roy
Yeah! That's great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9254
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Michael
Hey, hey.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9255
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Carol
Hi.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9256
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Michael
Hey, Carol.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9257
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Carol
Hi.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9258
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Michael
You look great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9259
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Carol
Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9260
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Michael
Oh, well... Kiss. That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9261
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Dwight
Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9262
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Dwight
I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, 'We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.'
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9263
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Michael
Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9264
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Carol
Drink would be good.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9265
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Michael
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9266
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Creed
Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9267
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Billy's Girlfriend
I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9268
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Billy
No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9269
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Billy's Girlfriend
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9270
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Michael
Billy, your nurse is hot.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9271
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Billy
That's my girlfriend.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9272
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Michael
Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9273
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Billy
She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9274
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Michael
Chili's is great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9275
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Michael
Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9276
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Stanley
Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Quote 9277