Every line from The Office season 2, episode 22, in script order. First aired May 11, 2006.
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Darryl
What?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9478
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Michael
Paper money. Yeah. The company's doing fine.
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Darryl
Mike, we're not shipping as much as we did last year.
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Michael
Hey. Okay. You know what? Don't even think. I command you to just go down and have fun tonight. All right? Don't think about it.
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Michael
Our numbers are down, yes, but we have a heck of a crew here in Scranton. Hardworking, motivated, dynamic. Every single last one of them. They follow my lead. I sort of set the tone. And it doesn't hurt that my ex works for corporate. Jan loves this branch, and I think that's really more than half the battle.
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Pam
It is extremely stressful, planning a wedding by yourself. It's like a job. I mean, it's fun, but it kind of becomes like work. I've already planned it all out in my head. But it's just in my head.
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Meredith's Vet
Hey. Meredith, right?
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Meredith
Oh, God. Oh, no. I have this problem all the time. I never remember people I've had sex with.
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Meredith's Vet
I'm your vet.
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Meredith
Oh, right.
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Meredith's Vet
And we had sex in the parking lot.
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