Dwight Schrute: “I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep…”
Dwight
I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, 'We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.'