Every line from The Office season 2, episode 22, in script order. First aired May 11, 2006.
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Kevin
I do not want to talk about it.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9378
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Roy
Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9379
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Kevin
Yeah?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9380
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Roy
Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9381
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Kevin
Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9382
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Roy
Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9383
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Kevin
Dude, you will not be sorry.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9384
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Roy
Sweet. All right.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9385
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Kevin
All right.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9386
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Jan
Smoke?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9387
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Jim
No, thanks. You having fun?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9388
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Jan
Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9389
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Jim
Yeah, we all really...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9390
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Jan
Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9391
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Jim
Well, I think you look great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9392
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Jan
Why did I hook up with Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9393
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Jim
Yeah, why did you?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9394
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Jan
It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9395
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Jim
Oh, yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9396
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Jan
Good. Have you told anyone?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9397
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Jim
No.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9398
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Jan
Well, you should.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9399
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Bob
Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9400
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Creed
Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9401
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Roy
Sorry, babe. I am just beat.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9402
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Pam
It's okay. I'll see you at home.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9403
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Roy
Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9404
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Pam
Okay.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9405
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Roy
If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9406
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Jim
Okay, will do.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9407
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Roy
See you.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9408
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Pam
Bye! Hey.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9409
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Jim
Hey, how's it going?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9410
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Pam
Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9411
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Jim
Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9412
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Pam
About when you want to give me more of your money?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9413
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Jim
No, I...
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Pam
Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9415
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Jim
I was just... I'm in love with you.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9416
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Pam
What?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9417
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Jim
I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9418
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Pam
What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9419
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Jim
I just needed you to know. Once.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9420
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Pam
Well, I um... I... I can't.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9421
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9422
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Pam
You have no idea...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9423
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Jim
Don't do that.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9424
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Pam
...what your friendship means to me.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9425
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Jim
Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9426
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Pam
I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9427
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Jim
Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9428
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Jan
Hey. I'm leaving.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9429
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Michael
Hey, okay.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9430
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Jan
So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9431
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9432
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Jan
And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9433
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Michael
Okay. Thanks for coming.
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Jan
Nice to meet you.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9435
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Carol
You, too.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9436
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Jan
And you guys have a good time together.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9437
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Michael
Okay. Talk to you Monday.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9438
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Jan
Yeah.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9439
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Carol
Goodbye.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9440
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Michael
Good night. She's a good boss.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9441
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Carol
She seems really nice.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9442
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Michael
Oh, she's great.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9443
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Michael
Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9444
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Pam
About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9445
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Michael
Everybody, in the conference room now, please. Thank you. Time is money.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9446
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Dwight
Do you need anything?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9447
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Michael
No.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9448
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Dwight
Should I get water or donuts?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9449
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Michael
No.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9450
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Dwight
Come on, let's go. Take a seat.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9451
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Oscar
What's going on, Michael?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9452
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Michael
I want somebody to give me the name of one of our biggest competitors.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9453
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Dwight
Office Depot!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9454
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Michael
Good. Yes, that will work. All right. Now I need a plural noun.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9455
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Pam
Apparently Michael has come up with a Dunder Mifflin Mad Lib, and he's making us play it with him. We are so happy. No. I'd like to choose a different adjective.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9456
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Michael
How about a location?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9457
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Dwight
The planet Caprica.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9458
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Michael
Where the hell is that?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9459
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Dwight
It's from Battlestar Galactica.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9460
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Michael
Okay, all right.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9461
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Stanley
I am going back to my desk...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9462
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Michael
No, no, no. No, no, not until you give me an adjective.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9463
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Stanley
Annoying.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9464
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Michael
We already have that. So...
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9465
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Toby
Frustrating.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9466
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Michael
No, Toby, damn it, come on! We already have that. I need something fun. Something like fat or smelly. Or pukey. Pukey. Pukey's good. Okay. Pukey. Now I need a noun.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9467
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Phyllis
Ass.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9468
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Michael
Good. Thank you, Phyllis. That wasn't so hard. All right, here we go. 'Office Depot is an annoying store. One day Creed went there to buy paper. And he ran into irritating Cylons.'
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9469
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Dwight
Yeah, get them, Creed!
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9470
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Michael
One of them was named Michael Scott, and he was an...' Oh, damn it. Okay. Okay, okay, we're... Okay, we're starting over.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9471
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Dwight
My charity is the Farm Defense Fund. It's one of the best organizations that fights infestation of the beet armyworm.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9472
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Jim
My charity is the Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Department, because Dwight's a Volunteer Sheriff. So I thought this was a perfect opportunity to support/mock him.
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Dwight
I don't believe that Jim moved that coat rack. But if he did, he has an obligation to use his gift wisely. With great power comes great responsibility. They could do a cross-section of his brain to find out more. But I don't think it's true, though.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9474
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Michael
Look, if anything goes missing, we will reimburse.
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9475
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Darryl
Yeah. Can Dunder Mifflin afford that?
Season 2 · Episode 22 · Line 9476
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Michael
Dang! Paper making paper, I.e. money.
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