Pam Beesly Quotes from The Office (page 13)

Receptionist turned office administrator and Michael Scott Paper Company co-founder.

5,376 quotes · page 13 of 54

1. What was prison like?

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2. Yeah, some days I never go outside.

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3. They have art classes?

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4. Kinda sounds like... prison's... better than Dunder-Mifflin.

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5. Wow... I--

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6. Wow. That was... wow.

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7. Michael, it's freezing out.

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8. Prison Mike? What was the food like in prison?

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9. Wow. Thank you. Um, that must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.

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10. Merry Christ--NO! Why... why did you bring that here?

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11. Dwight, what uh...

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12. Well, get it out of here.

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13. I would like it off my desk.

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14. Can I help you, Michael?

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15. It's behind you.

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16. Michael?

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17. I didn't, it's from corporate.

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18. Yup.

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19. Psst. Jim. Um, hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I'll just tell you.

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20. For the past few months I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA.

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21. They're considering him for a top secret mission. There's his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never ever tell.

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22. So... here's the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. Sorry I didn't wrap it.

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23. Oh.

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24. Oh yeah.

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25. No, I get it, of course. OK.

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26. Michael, what's going on?

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27. I know.

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28. OK, well, why are you laying like that?

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29. Like what?

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30. Well.. um I, I don't...

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31. I don't need to know.

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32. No, thank you.

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33. I feel like I've been kinda cold to Karen and there's no real reason for it. I mean it's not like she's ever done anything to me. So, I think I probably shouldn't be cold to her.

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34. Hey, Karen. Sorry about that meeting today, that was really crazy.

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35. Um, usually like that.

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36. I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face.

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37. Um, I really liked your karaoke idea.

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38. That could really be fun.

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39. You guys do a raffle?

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40. There is now. We just started it.

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41. What's ours again?

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42. Oh right.

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43. Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer.

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44. You can't do that.

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45. That's a great idea.

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46. You can have your snack in here.

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47. If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.

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48. Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.

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49. Oh yeah, your mom would love that.

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50. Bye.

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51. Oh, yeah... Maybe.

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52. Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So... you can come by... .

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53. Our party is also starting now

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54. Good choice.

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55. We have vodka!

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56. I got goose bumps.

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57. What?

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58. Can I talk to you a second?

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59. In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.

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60. Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.

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61. Mmm. Hmm.

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62. We'll go tell everyone.

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63. Night.

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64. We should get him a bus ticket. To make his trip easier.

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65. It costs seventy five dollars.

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66. Ohh...

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67. Hey. You have a bunch of messages and... that's nice. Hannah quit while you were gone. I guess she memo-ed to file some complaints she had about being a working mother? And so you might also have to be deposed.

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68. OK.

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69. It's kind of serious.

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70. How was Jamaica?

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71. That's good.

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72. Huh.

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73. It's kind of an impoverished country.

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74. But you can't today, we're doing inventory.

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75. We couldn't do it without you, so we postponed.

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76. Oh my God. Is that Jan?

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77. On the left.

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78. Hey.

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79. You OK?

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80. You sure?

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81. Oh. You want to talk about it?

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82. Hmm.

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83. How far away does she live now, like ten minutes?

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84. Honestly, I think you should go easy on her.

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85. No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. That's what friends do. I help Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday, I untangled a piece of tape from her hair. So, yeah.

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86. Oh, don't worry about it. I mean, it's better than listening to Michael play a conch shell... which is what I was doing. Oh, also, Michael went to Jamaica with Jan!

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87. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just a second. Michael, it's Jan on the phone for you.

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88. He'll call you back. OK, great.

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89. Hey.

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90. What are you doing out here?

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91. Jan called. She's coming in later to talk to you.

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92. That's all she said.

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93. Sorry?

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94. Oh, yeah, no. Don't worry about it. I mean, he was being ridiculous.

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95. Sure.

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96. What? No, it's not... it's nothing.

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97. Yeah.

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98. Thanks. You don't need to stay here.

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99. Yeah.

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100. Michael sends me a postcard from every vacation he goes on. Atlantic City, he wishes I was here. Busch Gardens, Virginia, all I got was this lousy postcard. And this time, I'm Jamaican-him-crazy. I don't know how far away he thought he was, because he put $10 worth of stamps on this.

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