Oscar Martinez Quotes from The Office | Page 2

Actually, it's just-

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Ok...

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Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.

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I'm on a call.

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Yeah, it surprised us all. I'll tell you why. Because when they---

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I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don't know anything about Creed. I know his name's Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he's Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain.

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Shower radio. Neat.

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Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of ..

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Why are we doing this?

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I'll take the ... teapot.

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You got a bonus check?

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I'm in.

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Michael? Poor Richard's?

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Towards me.

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Towards me. That's good, towards me. Towards me. Towards me, towards me. Okay, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good.

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Creed.

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Man, I really wanted that. I really wanted the shower radio, too.

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I'll take the tea pot.

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No, I just like tea.

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Kelly had me last year, too, and she gave me the same exact thing. I only have one shower.

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I guess I'll take the last gift. Cool.

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What did you end up with?

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You like music at least?

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You're kidding. What was your DJ name?

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Turns out that Creed is a pretty interesting guy.

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Last year, Michael's theme was 'Bowl over the Competition!' So guess where we went.

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Where do you guys think we're going?

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Right.

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I don't know what the categories are of workers on a boat.

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...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long. But it's good.

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What's up, Pam?

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Ok...

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You should put butter on it.

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Hello.

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Hello?

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Yeah I think I came down with the flu.

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Yeah, I feel terrible about it.

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I have the chills.

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I feel nauseous and my heads killing.

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Michael is there anything you need from me? I'd like to go back to bed.

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I'll just be sleep---

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Are you going to tell Michael?

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Hey, Michael.

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Hey, Dwight.

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What happened in Michael's office was wrong. I understand it, it makes sense But it... it was still wrong.

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It's just that we're really swamped over here, Michael.

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Are you kidding? I thought it was you.

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The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.

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My mom.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Meredith.

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Here you go, Creed.

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That's great, man.

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I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I'm more productive. Maybe some people don't like it as cold as I do, but I don't care.

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What the hell is going on here?

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I've got a time share in Key West that might be available.

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Is that Chet Montgomery?

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Melissa. Hey. I was working. I was in the middle of something.

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I was in the middle of something.

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Stanley.

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Who is this guy again?

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This sounds like a get rich quick scheme.

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Skin cancer is treatable.

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It's going to be okay.

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...I'll do it.

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It wasn't me.

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What is this?

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No, I have not.

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What are you implying?

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Okay. I'm done with this.

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So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I'd love to hear it.

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Is that true, Toby?

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You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc.

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How?

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No, how could it reach the moon? Like, would you make it into a rope, or...

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It's like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he'd freak out! He'd freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels... it's... and I'm supposed to work there. I'm supposed...

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Angela!

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Since Christmas.

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No.

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What's the next one?

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I don't like looking at it. It's creepy, and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I'm talking about the...

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No.

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How 'bout, she takes it down?

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Fine.

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Again? We do that every year.

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It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.

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Let it ride. Let it all ride.

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No, that's a flush.

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What's going on, Michael?

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No, it's fine.

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That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let's do that.

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No, I'm not gay. And I don't understand why anyone would think, that I'm gay... if... Uh... yeah I'm gay.

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Yes I'm super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton. Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan.

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Am I the first gay man you ever knew?

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What are you doing?!

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Yes I'm gay. And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever. Can I sit down now?

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No one else in this office is gay.

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You sound pretty defensive Michael.

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I think the problem with this office is that

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I don't think I can work here any longer. This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.

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I would rather not.

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