Nellie Bertram Quotes from The Office (page 5)

Special projects manager who declared herself regional manager.

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1. I'm sorry, the--Uh, the Scranton who?

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2. Oh, what happened? I mean, if you can talk about it, obviously. Because if you can't, I mean, I understand.

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3. Oh, it sounds like the party's starting up out there.

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4. Shh.

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5. Shh.

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6. Shh.

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7. No...more...talking.

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8. Yes.

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9. No.

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10. Breakups are the worst. The only thing that got me through mine are large amounts of shepard's pie and Brandy. The singer, not the drink.

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11. Oh, that was tragic, Oh, that was like a car crash. I couldn't look away. You two clearly still have feelings for each other.

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12. Aw, poor Darryl. I can't bear to see him suffer like this.

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13. Listen, let's try and get Darryl the one thing in the world he clearly wants and needs the most.

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14. Or what's her name.

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15. Let's get Darryl Val.

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16. Quite enormous.

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17. No. No, that is not all. Let me tell you what real life is like. The men dry up, and the nights get lonely. The only calls on your machine are for collection agencies about that pair of motorcycle boots you never even wore. You stalk your old high school boyfriend online, go to his daughter's soccer games, and make a scene. You buy a diamond ring for yourself, wear it on your right hand, and tell yourself, you're all you need. One day, you're alone, tired. At your feet, a dying bird. But where did it come from? Why did you kill it? Is it because in some strange way it is you?

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18. Darryl, looking good!

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19. No. Look, without a taste test, how are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?

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20. Absolutely not!

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21. Whoo!

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22. A-bam! My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. And the worst flavor I've tried so far is Alpine Select!

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23. Whoo!

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24. And we have torn up the carpet! Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble!

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25. Whoo!

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26. Oh, enough with the whining already! Why don't you just have some more coffee?

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27. So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?

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28. Wow.

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29. Oh.

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30. You two are geniuses. And I am a genius putting you two together.

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31. Well done, you two.

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32. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, I just sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man. 'Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot. Go at it vigorously.' I did everything but unzip their pants for them. Oh, God, Nellie.

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33. Loyalty is exactly right.

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34. Yes. I mean, it is everything. Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?

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35. Darryl is 'dating' Dunder Mifflin.

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36. But he's flirting with Jim's company on the side. And we all know what flirting can lead to.

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37. I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty. So let's-- let's use an example. Take Erin. Erin's boyfriend Andy, is away across the ocean.

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38. So is it all right for her to flirt with Creed, for example?

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39. No, let's-- let's-- let's not say Creed. Let's say Mr. X.

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40. I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah.

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41. Most relationships eventually die on their own, but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. You're welcome, Andy. And you're welcome, my own ass.

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42. Oh, thank you. I don't know, I sort of thought--

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43. Oh, I don't know. Okay.

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44. Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I-- I just sort of felt I owed him one.

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45. I didn't really think about it like that.

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46. 'What we have'?

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47. I just remembered... I kissed that man. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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48. I am sorry that was so awkward for you two in that meeting. But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force.

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49. Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.

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50. Nope.

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51. Yeah, Jim, this is all your fault.

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52. Here's an exercise for you, Jim. Imagine there are consequences to your actions. Imagine the whole world does not revolve around this. There are others.

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53. They're freaks, Dwight. All your friends are weirdos and freaks.

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54. Have you seen Darryl?

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55. Mmm.

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56. I am in too, Pam.

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57. Yes, of course. I believe in you. I believe in your art. And I am bored.

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58. All right then, they're bottoms. Uh, we should ask you to do big, rounded Ws.

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59. Well, this is getting us nowhere.

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60. Now listen. Now that we have got you here, let's talk about this mural business.

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61. So, Frank. Do you have any thoughts about what was done? By you?

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62. The first 'sorry' sounded sincere.

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63. I say we all have one last fun boss-less day.

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64. Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager. I say we go to the mini mall. Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend so I can get the discount.

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65. What?

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66. My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? Yes, a very little pretty girl. And you know what, now that you are developing, we should go and get you a training bra.

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67. Oh, come on!

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68. Turns out, I can't even be in a pretend relationship.

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69. I'm not going to rat on him. No, Andy gave me a second chance. So, the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. Meredith, why don't you?

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70. Um.

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71. Oh no.

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72. No no no no.

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73. No. Toby, you cannot keep blathering on about this Scranton Strangler. Do something about it. Get it out of your system, whatever it takes.

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74. For two years! Then what? Another year picking out a stamp? Another six months before you decide to lick it? Just- I don't want to hear it!

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75. Probably best to use his real name rather than strangler.

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76. He's doing it.

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77. well, the good news is no more guilty conscience. At least you know he is the strangler. The proof is in the grip. Did they say when the vocal cords would heal? One week? Ok, two weeks? Ok. You offered your neck in search of the truth. The proud neck of justice. Isn't that the expression? No. Well, anyway, it was, it was very brave. It really was quite brave.

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78. I did. I did, yes. And it was purely political. He did nothing wrong.

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79. Yeah? Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. I got the toilet.

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80. Oh, I don't care.

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81. Oh my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping?

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82. My first week here I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more I thought I'd get more screen time than anyone.

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83. Good night Andy.

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84. 'In this series, which will air starting in May, we get an in-depth look at many interesting local people. There's Kevin Malone, the falstaffian accountant. Dwight Schrute, the head salesman forever chasing a manager position he will never get.'

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85. 'Andy Bernard, the rudderless trust fund child-slash-middle manager, whose incompetence is emblematic of a declining American economy.'

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86. 'A possible explanation for his lack of career focus is his surprising musical talent.'

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87. I will.

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88. Oh! Which public figure?

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89. Oh, your mom's watching the kids tonight. So what are you two up to? Oh, um, Embassy Suites. 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. Mommy and Daddy are on the floor.

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90. What, then?

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91. Marriage counseling?

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92. Did you know that is the only kind of counseling I have never had?

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93. Mmm.

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94. That was exhausting.

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95. Well, they deserve each other, then.

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96. That is for sure.

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97. We started with sixteen brave aviators. Some use skill, others relied on showmanship others seem not to comprehend what a paper airplane is. And of course, there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster.

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98. We are now down to an elite eight. Well, seven and Toby.

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99. Hey. Day two. Drama in the warehouse skies. This is Robert from Weyer-Hammer Paper, who will be joining us to judge the final rounds.

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100. Oh yes I did, I told you all. It was..um, cause that's an awful lot of money for me to forget.

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