Nellie Bertram Quotes from The Office (page 4)

Special projects manager who declared herself regional manager.

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1. That's amazing, Pam! Oh, I love the lion in the tuxedo!

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2. Mm. Ugh, looks like its pretend-y time again. Write back, 'looking for dirt.'

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3. Pam, I'm related to Tonya Harding.

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4. No! I'm just practicing my lyyiiinggg! I love it.

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5. What should we say about Jim?

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6. My ex behaved like Nixon. All of the lying. None of the sexual charisma. I just made a joke there.

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7. Oh no! Oh! An affair! It is always an affair!

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8. [sighs]. How can you be sure?

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9. You're a cocky little thing, aren't you, Pam?

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10. That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?

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11. Needs something, doesn't it? I'm thinking'a mural.

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12. Yes! You! You are soo talented! It's going to be my next special project. Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist to paint the warehouse wall.

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13. Anything you have to say to her, you can say to me. She never loved you!

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14. This is his fault. It is not your fault. I'm gonna find you someone better, and rich.

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15. And Filipino. But we'll break that to her later.

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16. You know what this is all about.

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17. Yeah. Go on, spill it. Tell her all the gory details, youuuu sssnake!

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18. Ohhh, Pam, nooo! Oh, I can't bear to watch this.

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19. Andy, could I have a word please? Um, it won't take a moment. It's extremely important and it really has to happen now.

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20. Oh, please don't use the hourglass.

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21. I'm trying to adopt a baby.

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22. And the...agency require a character reference from my employer.

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23. You wouldn't have to do anything. I would write the letter myself and you just simply sign it. So.

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24. It's not..it's-

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25. Well then if I could just convince...

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26. You.

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27. It's not..it's not

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28. Entrapment if I'm..

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29. ..writing..

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30. Fine.

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31. Oh of course, you were adopted.

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32. Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. But as you know the system, you think maybe you could..?

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33. Oh thank you so much!

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34. He hates me and thinks I'm a monster. Should go back to Loch Ness.

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35. Well, I have considered kidnapping one.

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36. I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again. I would snap you up.

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37. Andy?

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38. Um, is this a good time?

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39. Oh, why, is there something?

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40. Ah well, perhaps I could rewrite some of the-

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41. Alright then.

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42. Oh, oh no, no. Look, it's alright. It really isn't your fault. No, no. Look, it's...you were so kind. And it isn't anything to do with you.

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43. Oh.

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44. Oh, you signed it?

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45. 'She's tough in business, but tender with the people she cares about. She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents.'

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46. I'm sexy Toby.

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47. Something wrong Dwight?

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48. Yes?

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49. The mind is part of the body.

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50. Dwight, our co-workers' health issues are really none of our business so-

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51. Hm?

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52. It's my pill. I have an anxiety issue and I'm not ashamed of that, But I'm not loving the idea of Dwight having that information. I once saw him yell at Phyllis for sneezing wrong.

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53. Yeah, you're right. This man needs to be apprehended.

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54. You know, to uh, to protect his brain from the nanobots that the government put in the air conditioning.

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55. Hey Toby.

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56. Yes.

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57. Yeah. I...

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58. Yes. I thought I'd you know, be you.

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59. It's funny right?

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60. Okay, look Dwight, let's just call this thing off. I mean, it's just an anxiety pill. Lots of people have anxiety.

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61. The pill is mine.

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62. Get her out.

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63. Oh Dwight, look, its just a pill, all right? It's for anxiety. I take it every day. And it makes me feel better. And maybe it could help you too.

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64. Oh, well good for you. I mean, you'll need a prescription.

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65. Mm. Got it. Well, you tell Mose that he's a good man and that I hope he feels better.

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66. The real Mose.

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67. Well why don't I go and tell Dwight so he can stop being such a complete nipple.

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68. And welcome back to Biz Whiz. I'm Iris Black. On the line we have Dunder Mifflin's senior sales associate Dwight Shrute.

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69. So the day-to-day operations are entirely under your command?

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70. Uh, excuse me. I'm being told by my sound engineer, Steve that uh there is a clinking sound coming from your end. Does your shirt have buttons?

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71. I'm so sorry we're going to have to ask you to remove the shirt all together.

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72. Oh, I'm so sorry. I am told we are still having problems Mr. Shrute. Your voice, it's sounding a little feminine.

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73. Are you by any chance wearing pants with a metallic zipper?

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74. I'm getting the all clear from Steve, so Mr. Shrute, what is your response to the consumer product safety commission that says Dunder Mifflin paper is toxic?

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75. Well, as it happens we have with us the foreman of your upstate New York paper mill, Sandra Mc...Sandra Mick

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76. Let's get straight to the point. Is your paper toxic?

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77. Excuse me, Mr. Dwight, who are you talking to?

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78. Did you just call Ms. Mick a moron?

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79. Are you insulting my guests?

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80. The fallout from this morning's revelation continues to mount, since Mr. Dwight Shrute began speaking, Dunder Mifflin share prices fell 73%. Mr. Shrute, shareholders demand accountability from corporate leadership. Can we announce your resignation at this time?

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81. For those just joining us, terror in Greenwich. Where police have surrounded the house of Dunder Mifflin CEO David Wallace. Wallace is said to be despondent over the company's stock plummet and is taking a mailman hostage. On the line, we have chief of Greenwich Police, Mr. Bill Jackson.

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82. Oh, Mr. Shrute, there's really no need to, um involve Mr... Wallace.

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83. Ew. That's not good.

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84. I have uh, written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? Two, how many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?

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85. Well, we were in the warehouse, where we were discussing a mural that I've commissioned Pam to paint there. We were talking color schemes and the major themes we want to hit. Children of the world, coming together, cutting down trees to make paper. But not in a child labor-y way.

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86. And then we thought we'd ' I can't. I just can't carry on with that face. Look at it. I'm gonna get nightmares with that face. I mean he looks like he's laboring over a stool having just eaten human flesh.

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87. No, I'm sorry but that is true.

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88. No.

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89. Oooohh... you salty dog.

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90. Oh, be careful! Be careful! Be careful

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91. What did I just say? What did I just say?

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92. Oh, come on. We could use a blank card.

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93. Hmm. Yeah. All right! Yea, go, Pam! Pam...

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94. Come on, Pam, I know you can fail. I see failure in you.

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95. Were they angry?

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96. Okay.

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97. Yes!

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98. Is It?

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99. Well, then, why don't we just get some liquor and those mini-Cupcakes?

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100. Too weird.

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