Nellie Bertram Quotes from The Office (page 6)

Special projects manager who declared herself regional manager.

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1. I forgot. I completely forgot. But at least now that large piece of cardboard that man was carrying around makes sense.

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2. Oh please.

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3. OK, next up we have two creatures great and small. Kevin versus Angela.

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4. Kevin, did you make that yourself?

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5. Oh man.

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6. Ok, that's enough. This is the end of the ring now. You have to pick one.

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7. You have to choose one now.

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8. Angela advances.

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9. Next up we have Dwight and Phyllis.

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10. Dwight defeats Phyllis, Dwight you are through to the semi-finals.

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11. Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are down to the final four. Dwight, Erin, Angela and god only knows how, but Toby. One of you will walk away with two thousand dollars.

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12. It is time for a little T & A. I give you: Toby and Angela.

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13. Well, Angela is the winner.

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14. Each contestant will throw two aeroplanes.

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15. Angela's first throw, terrible. Dwight.

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16. And we have a winner. And it's Dwight. And it is everyone because this is over.

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17. Andy, we just wondered if we could have a word.

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18. Well, we just had a quick question about this decision of yours. You know, to leave a stable job and pursue a career in the entertainment business. In your late 30s. With no savings to fall back on. And no real connections in that business, which can be competitive.

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19. Of course. But what if you were to stay here, you know, and 'full-ass' it? Um, really give it a go. Be the greatest manager in the history of this branch and in that way achieve the fame and immortality that you seek. Hmm?

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20. Oh, thank god. Because sales could be your best role yet.

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21. Oh, good lord.

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22. Oh, I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the E.U. Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. Can't wait to see everyone. Well, almost everyone.

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23. Oh.

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24. No.

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25. How did you now my plane had arrived? How long have you been stalking me?

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26. No. And I thought I unfriended you.

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27. See, I get what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow?

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28. Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will' who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves.

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29. Yes. It is. Oh yes it is.

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30. If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. Won't we?

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